Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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charlesdickens said:
The duster is really bad. It's a significant step down where it should be dealt with by his family before he does any more immediately. The alcoholism is one thing, huffing cologne that does nothing is fine, but this is not good. Really shitty how anyone can send that in clear conscience at all.
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I hope his dad has the energy for another Clintervention.
Duster should be even worse than butane because it's just every garbage gas syphoned from some industrial process where most butane brands for lighters boast about their purity. (I think they don't even have to odorize it)
 
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"Getting a mentally disabled person to give themselves brain damage is the ultimate troll"
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I’d hands down sooner have a beer with Cobes, listen to some Cradle and shoot the breeze about the cobraverse than deal with the Reddit vermin that pull stuff like this. There’s not really any saving Cobes from himself but why actively worsen his situation?
 
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DrNow said:
I’d hands down sooner have a beer with Cobes, listen to some Cradle and shoot the breeze about the cobraverse than deal with the Reddit vermin that pull stuff like this. There’s not really any saving Cobes from himself but why actively worsen his situation?
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Reddit is a miserable place inhabited by miserable people and misery loves company.
 
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Ok so now he's been on Aba and Preach.

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Guys, I really can't take any more of this dimensional merge shit. Chris-chan really fucked us over.

 
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DrNow said:
I’d hands down sooner have a beer with Cobes, listen to some Cradle and shoot the breeze about the cobraverse than deal with the Reddit vermin that pull stuff like this. There’s not really any saving Cobes from himself but why actively worsen his situation?
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Because they're awful malicious people. If they weren't such pussies irl they'd be tormenting some poor retard who lives in their town
 
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HiveDull said:
Dude, I just wanna sit here and listen to him sperg out about gendur relashuns.
If chat was off and all Cobra did was go online and ebog, I would still watch him since he fills the void during normie hours. Very sad that someone sent him duster, I don't want him to die.
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Last year there was a good string of months where he was going live everyday for a video responce, didn't matter it was popp or anything, it was just like you said, something to fill the air. The plus is that you hear the weird cobraisms and are snapped into wtf he is talking about to have a laugh
 
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Bogliacci said:
Last year there was a good string of months where he was going live everyday for a video responce, didn't matter it was popp or anything, it was just like you said, something to fill the air. The plus is that you hear the weird cobraisms and are snapped into wtf he is talking about to have a laugh
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Exactly! It's sad that people are trying to force content at his expense.
Circle of protection for M'Lord.

As an aside, I'm sad that he's actually calling the song Smooth Santana. You can tell that the synopsis in his mind know the song as "Smooth Santa" cause he pauses a little when he says it.
 
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Drumstick said:
Cobes getting some attention from Aba and Preach.

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The normies are coming! The normies are coming!
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I think this video really exemplifies what the normie feels upon first seeing Cobes. He's goofy, non-offensive, a bit slow but aware of it. He's just an inoffensive goober on the internet that, by his own Dad's words, is unintentionally hilarious. So they subscribe.

Then, after watching for awhile, after going through the backlogs of clip channels, they see all the illiberal junk that Cobes says, they see his attitudes on a lot of things, they see the shitty stuff he's done and suddenly this likable oaf is the worst piece of shit on earth, and so they start to hate watch. They go to the subreddit and rejoice at him being sent duster and vow to send more.

I wonder how long the process takes for this, because usually that kind of fan turned hater stuff takes years to really cultivate.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
The beer store had a sign advertising the new Monster beer. I thought, fuck it and bought one. It's awful.
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I puked. Probably the worst thing I've ever drank.

Literally a Cobra drink combo. Mix Monster with Colt 45. Does that sound good?

also, no caffeine of sugar. Literally Monster flavored Colt 45.
 
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HiveDull said:
As an aside, I'm sad that he's actually calling the song Smooth Santana. You can tell that the synopsis in his mind know the song as "Smooth Santa" cause he pauses a little when he says it.
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Noticed this too lol. If he's pronouncing it correctly because somebody tipped him off, then they are a bigger faggot than the one who sent duster.
 
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mars said:
Guys he's not going to spend his money on duster instead of alcohol and door dash. He'll huff this can then it's back to the normal rot and decay of his life.
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Ya I don't think it will be something he does regularly but when he runs out of booze he'll definitely pick that can back up. He used to get messed up off spray paint but he saw that more as a bonus then it's primary use. I'm only worried because a little can do a lot of damage.
 
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ChexMix88 said:
Ya I don't think it will be something he does regularly but when he runs out of booze he'll definitely pick that can back up. He used to get messed up off spray paint but he saw that more as a bonus then it's primary use. I'm only worried because a little can do a lot of damage.
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He said that but he was always over doing it whenever he did his wands and that was one of the main contributors to him getting kicked out of his first flat.
 
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