reddit General

[Evil Peter Griffin]

View attachment 4739806
Entire comments section is this bullshit. Reddit is fuckin wild lol

Fucking Canadians

 

[Am a tigoor]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

Zachary Levi keeps getting more and more based. And Reddit hates that

"Men use a cheap synthetic wig as a substitute for being funny. Where's the joke sis?"

The joke is about the high school mean girl pretending to have a heart now, it's not about the wig you dumb fuck

Good for this dude for getting clean or whatever but this picture is just hilarious to me. The cake has little tits on it and the very male balding fucking Ezra for a troon name lol lmao even at least they actually smiled for the photo instead of making the soy face
View attachment 4718552

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11klwzz/i_celebrated_1000_days_of_sobriety_with_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

They reposted it again because they really needed that attention a second time

eta apparently it was initially taken down because "winning" posts can only be posted on Wednesdays as per mod rules so it's just ridiculousness all around.

 

[ForTheHoard]

They reposted it again because they really needed that attention a second time
View attachment 4740085

eta apparently it was initially taken down because "winning" posts can only be posted on Wednesdays as per mod rules so it's just ridiculousness all around.

Call me crazy but that icing looks photoshopped on. It's glossy and doesn't seem like the lighting is quite right.

 

[Crex Crex]

Call me crazy but that icing looks photoshopped on. It's glossy and doesn't seem like the lighting is quite right.

Everything is phony in that photo already, especially the main subject.

 

[Mentally Iller Detractor]

In response to an article about the FBI purchasing cell phone GPS information from carriers, by-passing the need for a warrant, this exchange takes place.

As far as I am aware, it won't be China sending police to break down my door and throw me in prison for the rest of my life for whatever crimes, real or invented, I may have committed so I fail to see how a foreign government stealing all my data is less harmful to me than the American one.

 

[Roland TB-303]

In response to an article about the FBI purchasing cell phone GPS information from carriers, by-passing the need for a warrant, this exchange takes place.
View attachment 4740476

As far as I am aware, it won't be China sending police to break down my door and throw me in prison for the rest of my life for whatever crimes, real or invented, I may have committed so I fail to see how a foreign government stealing all my data is less harmful to me than the American one.

The Redditor has replaced God with government and they worship at the altar of the Troon.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You guys laugh but it took me like, five minutes to get around the apparent device ban the tranny janny gave me for my exit message. I finished a whole ass bowl of chili and everything. I could almost swear I smelled rotting flesh coming outta my phone.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

In response to an article about the FBI purchasing cell phone GPS information from carriers, by-passing the need for a warrant, this exchange takes place.
View attachment 4740476

As far as I am aware, it won't be China sending police to break down my door and throw me in prison for the rest of my life for whatever crimes, real or invented, I may have committed so I fail to see how a foreign government stealing all my data is less harmful to me than the American one.

The anti-authoritarian larping is just a teenage temper tantrum for attention. Deep down inside Americans love mommy and daddy and will never actually do anything to hurt them, all they want is for mommy and daddy to love them too.

 

[Sniperwoof]

You guys laugh but it took me like, five minutes to get around the apparent device ban the tranny janny gave me for my exit message. I finished a whole ass bowl of chili and everything. I could almost swear I smelled rotting flesh coming outta my phone.

No one gives a shit that you keep acting like a spazoid and getting banned from various subreddits. Getting banned from reddit is literally the easiest thing in the world.

No one is impressed and you are not an ebin le epic troll.

Stop shitting up this thread.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

Man on tinder ends conversation in a nice way. Redditor goes on r/tinder to complain. Also, lol at "misconception."

 

[VasonJoorhees]

Uh oh, Todays troon post got locked. Happy Women's Day!

View attachment 4732794
View attachment 4732812

Wife is fucking hideous, so she likely stayed with him because it was either him or nobody lol.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Man on tinder ends conversation in a nice way. Redditor goes on r/tinder to complain. Also, lol at "misconception."
View attachment 4742021

Lol I think the OP is a dude and the person responding is a chick based on this post and also the excessive amount of heart emojis used



Also funny that he assumes she is anti-tranny and not just turned off that he messaged her at 2:30 in the fucking morning.

 

[DamnWolves!]

this person is deranged and I hate them for making me unravel their autistic trans commune LARP. I’m desperately hoping this is just a case of a teenage genderspecial who’s a little too invested in her OCs and not a full-grown adult typing this with one hand, but to be perfectly honest I don’t have a lot of hope.

I read this whole, autistic diatribe and, well, I hate the burst your bubble, but...

This is absolutely all fake. No mother would be allowed to keep 10 children in diapers and breastfeeding, some of which are now supposedly in the 4th grade. Not even California would allow this level of dysfunction without stepping in.

My guess is that this is either a mentally unwell woman between 14 and 20 making shit up for attention, or a fetish-sick autogynephile male between the ages of 20-35 getting sexual gratification from his own fanfic.

View attachment 4706789
View attachment 4706790

Miscegenation makes me sick. Those guys from the '50s had the right idea... it's kind of one thing for white men, because it's kind of like a based exercise in colonization, but I honestly have no idea how white women can stand to be with men of another race, let alone an Indian or a Nigger, let alone bear their mongrel fuckin' children.

It's good to remember that fewer than 1% of Americans are in interracial relationships.

See, I'd wager most of us here don't really HATE anyone. We hate ideas. We hate ideologies. But not the person. It's not a catch all but I'd argue it's the truth most of the time.

With the exception mentioned above (and really, it's more pity that those women weren't raised properly than actual "hate"), you can't get on in the modern world if you "hate" people from a right wing or traditionalist perspective unless you live in some very specific small towns in the Southern US. I have to get on with the homo who runs Operations or the incomprehensible Pajeet who writes shitty code or the hook-nosed kike who runs Finance because I need to have a basic report with them in order to do my job well.

The reality is that most lefties have zero power over people, and so their seething is inconsequential. There's a reason so many of them are non-profit workers or teachers, and it's because teachers and non-profit workers are completely unaccountable for how they carry themselves in their jobs and their lives.

Most conservatives (real world conservatives; not Internet conservatives) are conservatives because the system worked for them and they've become successful in their own little corner of the world. They are the people who have "made it", or they're the children of people who have, and it's really hard to "make it" if you are overtly scornful and intolerant of the average retards who make up the average workplace. Even someone like Hank Hill, a normal, middle class Texas propane salesman, wouldn't get very far if he turned away every nigger or Mexican who came in to buy propane in order to make meth.

That's my theory, at least.

 

[indomitable snowman]

r/popculturechat - Joshua Bassett criticized for Kid's Choice Awards speech

834 votes and 170 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

"Reeeee Christan actor get him away!!!!!"

Watch out Joshua before you know it their call you far-right like Pratt.

I don't know who that is, but I respect him for sharing that to a hostile audience.
It was 30s long and it's better than the actors/ actress thanking Harvey Weinstein.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

Lol I think the OP is a dude and the person responding is a chick based on this post and also the excessive amount of heart emojis used

Aw shit, my autism has struck once again. Some of the dudes on there type like women though.

 

[AnOminous]

Redditors do not take the concept of war with nuclear armed countries seriously and it's honestly kind of surreal, especially when the situations all over the world are getting more and more tense.

North Korea warns US: Shooting down any missile will bring war.

Posted in r/worldnews by u/tandemuis365 • 45,835 points and 5,906 comments

old.reddit.com

That said we should shoot down one of their missiles immediately.

Entire comments section is this bullshit. Reddit is fuckin wild lol

I hate redditors so goddamn much. I wish I could be the dude telling them "here's the way to the showers" at Redditblinka.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Man on tinder ends conversation in a nice way. Redditor goes on r/tinder to complain. Also, lol at "misconception."
View attachment 4742021

The handshake emoji in the girl's reply is killing me

 

[Pig Boss]

You guys laugh but it took me like, five minutes to get around the apparent device ban the tranny janny gave me for my exit message. I finished a whole ass bowl of chili and everything. I could almost swear I smelled rotting flesh coming outta my phone.

I come here to to laugh at retarded redditors who are still on reddit, not endure retarded redditors who broke containment. You managed to get back onto reddit? Good! Go back and fucking stay there.

 

[Catloaf]

Brother, Merari has been a Lolcow. He’s a disabled French (?) guy who powermods a bunch of subreddits including antiwork

He has already been doxxed. He's a Dutch lolcow in his 40s

Edit: Another relevant post: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-general.8257/page-895#post-12756374

 

[Spud]

Miscegenation makes me sick.

it's one thing for white men, because it's kind of like a based exercise in colonization

Pick one. Miscegenation is miscegenation regardless of the pairing.