"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[AltisticRight]

PVS cooming at 19-year-old nudes:

<2023-02-03T04:49:40.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so i would but my concern is that i think you're a cool person and i don't want to start thinking about you naked whenever we talk lol
<2023-02-03T04:50:59.000Z> arielanimefan: Oh I’m sure you’ve been curious before I don’t think it would change how we talk to each other :3
<2023-02-03T04:51:14.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i've thought about it lol
<2023-02-03T04:52:02.000Z> arielanimefan: I’ll send you a few tease pics lol
<2023-02-03T04:52:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ha
<2023-02-03T04:54:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: you're very cute
<2023-02-03T04:54:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and cruel

Hey kiddo!
<2022-09-26T02:08:00.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: whats up kiddo
<2022-09-26T02:10:08.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: Not much, is that you Vex? Lol
<2022-09-26T02:10:32.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: see! you're a quick one

Sends shirts and Skeet rags to lolcows.

<2023-01-09T20:36:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Wanted to give you tracking on the shirts I ordered for you, lol.
<2023-01-09T20:36:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction_input?origTrackNum=9405508205496354953518
<2023-01-09T20:38:34.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction_input?origTrackNum=9405508205496354953303
<2023-01-09T20:38:54.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Should be an XL wrasslin and an L FED

<2023-02-03T03:38:45.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: are you on KF
<2023-02-03T03:39:15.000Z> arielanimefan: No, the layout of that site really annoyed me. I did give it a try though
<2023-02-03T03:39:23.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: hahaha
<2023-02-03T03:39:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ok
<2023-02-03T03:39:36.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im in the middle of laying out all of Ralphs legal shit
<2023-02-03T03:39:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: oh
<2023-02-03T03:40:05.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and I paid Harry Morris to mail Ethan Ralph's used jizz rag to Nick Fuentes with a note that says "Happy Hunting" from me

He sent over 13000 messages in the span of around 4 months, so more than 100 a day.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Has Josh done a Tommy Tooter stream? He's one of the few lolcows I've never felt the desire to start looking into, and only one of Null's person streams can get me over that hump.

He did have one a while ago. I think maybe 3 years ago or so Jersh did a Tommy Tooter stream but that gets you only so far

 

[GET!]

Has Josh done a Tommy Tooter stream? He's one of the few lolcows I've never felt the desire to start looking into, and only one of Null's person streams can get me over that hump.

one of the first spotlights

Tommy Tooter – Mad at the Internet

madattheinternet.com

there was also a follow up stream where null calls tommy and they interact for like 40 minutes, i remember that being very entertaining and informative but i couldn't find it immediately

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

there was also a follow up stream where null calls tommy and they interact for like 40 minutes, i remember that being very entertaining and informative but i couldn't find it immediately

I think it was a Hanukah special

 

[AltisticRight]

PVS and Ariel discuss Andy Warski's dick pics.
<2023-02-03T03:49:19.000Z> arielanimefan: Warski did send me a dick pic, but I don’t hate him so I don’t really want to out him and he’d know it was me lol
<2023-02-03T03:49:33.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: rofly
<2023-02-03T03:49:41.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: noooooooooooooo

 

[Vtuber Enjoyer]

there was also a follow up stream where null calls tommy and they interact for like 40 minutes, i remember that being very entertaining and informative but i couldn't find it immediately

A Conversation with Tommy Tooter - Mad at the Internet August 1, 2020

#KiwiFarms #MadattheInternet Tommy Tooter discusses how he’s been handling the last year and tells some stories. https://madattheinternet.com/ Support Josh on Gumroad, from as little as $1 per month...

odysee.com

This playlist on odysee is pretty good for finding old episodes:

Odysee

Explore a whole universe of videos on Odysee from regular people just like you!

odysee.com

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

. If you're curious what percentage of those speedrunners were natal women you might be suprised to learn that it was exactly half.

Surprisingly high percentage of actual women. But 50% seems like a fitting fraction for the "women".

 

[Tour of Italy]

Surprisingly high percentage of actual women. But 50% seems like a fitting fraction for the "women".

I’m certain it was intentional, which is hilarious. Nothing says “trans women are exactly the same as natal women” like a rigidly enforced policy that you have half of each. Ya know, just to be fair.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Christorian X attempting to simp for a 19-year-old prostitute in DMs. Many gems especially “hey kiddo”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pit-viper-salesman-christorian-x-vex.126357/page-9

Gator seething with ChristorIan X in DMs about Godwinson, and talking about the “perfect Jim video” he will make to own him, including a full script and interviews with Josh and Sargon

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/thegat...man-shannon-gaines-gatortimeyt.81181/page-383

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would love a MATI breakdown of what's happening in that thread. I can tell there's drama but it's completely indecipherable to me.

 

[A Sunset]

would love a MATI breakdown of what's happening in that thread. I can tell there's drama but it's completely indecipherable to me.

I agree there needs to be a more organized thread. The content is there but you have to search a little bit throought multiple threads. The Chudbud leaks are an absolute fucking comedy gem.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Ashton Birdie dated Baked Alaska and Luke R. of the Beanie-verse. She claimed she was abused in every relationship, that Luke was a sex pest who beat her, and stole her dog.

Chrissy Meyer is a failed comedian that runs a show with Venti and made fun of Jack Murphy as long as Rage Pig.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I've done the same thing as Fatrick when I accidentally left my phone in my pocket when going clamming in an estuary. My phone still worked afterwards cause it automatically cut off the battery supply until it was dried. Literally any normal ass modern phone would have worked better than the piece of shit he bought.

 

[Merchmongler]

By this day the uWu standard has been introduced.

1 uWu = 0.2 BTC

 

[GenociderSyo]

By this day the uWu standard has been introduced.

1 uWu = 0.2 BTC

Technically they got 2 for the price of 1.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Null finally got Gym's Balldo newsletter sign-up. LOL

Edit: God damn.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

@Null, here is Jim signing you up for Baldo

November 19, 2022
Mornings With Metokur: The Bankman, Boogie, And Booze

 

[thhrang]

@Null, here is Jim signing you up for Baldo

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November 19, 2022
Mornings With Metokur: The Bankman, Boogie, And Booze

He fucked up and put the wrong email in that clip. He tried to go back with the fix.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Oh no! Zoomer E-thots cannot comprehend the architecture of the Kiwi Farms. They can't work out how to navigate between the different sections of the forums. How does Null expect this website to attract on fleek branding and energy drink sponsorship without the support of the nudes-for-cash influencer generation? Surely his manager should have clued him in on this.

There was one utterly ridiculous thing that occurred early on in this podcast/video thing that had me in stiches: Null paused partway through reading a quote from Masahiro Ito, apologised - the same way you might if you'd accidentally walked into someone - and then resumed the quote in a caricature of an Asian accent. I have never before heard someone reflexively apologise for not being racist.

 

[Blitzsneed]

>muh Wagner
>ZZZZZzzzzzzz
Wilhelm Richard Wagner was a german composer who lived in the same time as Nietzsche (Wagner would be considered the "boomer" and Nietzsche the "zoomer" in this period) and did good musical pieces. He disagreed with Nietzsche on his philosophy (basically a tumblr blog with pen and paper in the 19th century), and Nietzsche was pretty assmad about it. Also he did a script/writing about "Das Judenthum in der Musik" ("The Jewry in music") and is still discussed to this day.

Richard Wagner - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Ralph only deserves my contempt.

>"I should cook more often for myself"
@Null you ever made homemade chicken soup for yourself?

 

[A Sunset]

This was a glorious day. I expected a mention, not a full read through of @Pit Viper Salesman ’s autistic essay in full, as well as deep dives into the maximally cringe DMs.

Also. Total Gator Death. SORRY GATOR!

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