Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[HiveDull]

Here's the status of his ""dank"" food hack burrito I know I'm late, but this is for those who can't stomach actually watching his food hack videos

Spoiler: Before

Spoiler: After

I can usually stomach his cooking videos, but this one almost got me. I think it was the used bacon grease since it sorta looked like cockroach droppings. He also seemed to slow down considerably after the 1st part. Usually Cobes praters on about how "dank" or "fuq da troles" but there were times where it was just silence.

Spoiler: What I'm Talking About

 

[bonified retard]

Instant classic. It just keeps getting more retarded. Love when he frosted it in country crock like a cake

 

[Fear&LoathinginMcDonalds]

Autism moment. You're right but I think this is misleading. I understand you and you're right it has additives, but compressing air into a liquid is entirely possible. So possible most air supply systems need large dryers to make sure the air dew point stays in normal conditions.

Hell even drain an air compressor that's ran somewhat steady for a couple months and tell me what comes out. Granted it's not exactly all liquid air and has become other molecules.

I think I'm just sperging. You probably mean air so compressed to be liquid wouldn't have the same amount of volume at the same pressure because it wouldn't have gases that create more pressure as the vapor space increases.

Pretty much all the liquid that comes out of an air compressor is just condensed water vapor from the surrounding air. It's not compressing air into a liquid form. That would require extreme freezing temperatures and tons of special insulation.

Edit: I am retarded and should have continued reading

 

[bonified retard]

8 mins in Josh talks about Garfield the stuffed cobra like an actual toddler. The rest of the video is just chewing noises and him farting directly into the phone.

 

[shaverinocory]

8 mins in Josh talks about Garfield the stuffed cobra like an actual toddler. The rest of the video is just chewing noises and him farting directly into the phone.

I'm amazed Cobes has such asshole control. Thought by now he'd've Nikocado'd himself on stream.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

On the back label, look for “trans- 1,3,3,3-Tetrafluoropropene”

Sure, but only if no one's watching. If anyone asks, say you only accept cis-non related-alive-of age 1,3,3,3-Tetrafluoropropene.

Fuck sickos.

 

[AnOminous]

I honestly can't tell if he's actually huffing it, or just blasting it off camera to fuck with the troles.

It sounds muffled. It would be louder if he wasn't sucking on it.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Also just imagine seeing him having a artist page on Metal Archives, that would be downright hilarious

Too much effort to start a metal band.

And who needs to end up on the metal archives. When the dude from one of the hottest emo bands of the 2000s likes your sound. Deathbed tapes confirmed that Gerad Way has a copy of one of cobes albums. Something about loving that obscure sound genre of music that Deathbed curates. Why put in any work at all towards a metal band. When you can just get drunk and yell into your headset and have an Grammy award winner by your shit cause he likes the sounds you make.

Few really underestimate how "big" cobes hit it with Deathbed tapes. His music may suck but he does get a decent amount of notoriety from a weird genre of music that ecentric people seek after. Still a very specific niche that dosent equate to any mass appeal but impressive nonetheless. Even if it's all on accident and due to drunken ignorance and a retarded delusional overestimating of talent.

Kinda fascinating actually. Even if unintentional it's a rare cobes w.

 

[Bogliacci]

I think it was the used bacon grease since it sorta looked like cockroach droppings.

That's probably the first time in a very very long time that skillet was drained of grease and... whatever else was in it. Imagine the teflon flakes, boy acts like it's cast iron the way he abuses it.

He also seemed to slow down considerably after the 1st part. Usually Cobes praters on about how "dank" or "fuq da troles" but there were times where it was just silence.

Yeah that's what I was talking about in my other post, even when he's drunk he's usually jabbering. I think its the duster tbh

 

[Devious Dave]

How can clint see Josh huff duster and not put him in rehab or something

 

[Bogliacci]

How can clint see Josh huff duster and not put him in rehab or something

It's just the 12 year old trolls that make it look like he's huffing duster.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Too much effort to start a metal band.

And who needs to end up on the metal archives. When the dude from one of the hottest emo bands of the 2000s likes your sound. Deathbed tapes confirmed that Gerad Way has a copy of one of cobes albums. Something about loving that obscure sound genre of music that Deathbed curates. Why put in any work at all towards a metal band. When you can just get drunk and yell into your headset and have an Grammy award winner by your shit cause he likes the sounds you make.

Few really underestimate how "big" cobes hit it with Deathbed tapes. His music may suck but he does get a decent amount of notoriety from a weird genre of music that ecentric people seek after. Still a very specific niche that dosent equate to any mass appeal but impressive nonetheless. Even if it's all on accident and due to drunken ignorance and a retarded delusional overestimating of talent.

Kinda fascinating actually. Even if unintentional it's a rare cobes w.

Gerard Way's a permadrunk, too. I hope flies out to the Lair and they stream together.

 

[DrNow]

Listening to Cobes classic 'Daddy Dearest' and cracking open a cold one. I can confirm I am of age and can legally enjoy this beverage. TMDWU.

Edit: fuck the trolls and sickos

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It's just the 12 year old trolls that make it look like he's huffing duster.
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Josh could literally be dead on the streets of Casper surrounded by cans of duster and enabler Clint would tell him to KEEP ROCKIN BUD!

 

[charlesdickens]

Someone on the subreddit tried in earnest to contact Clint recently concerned over Josh's wellbeing. He used his real name and no signs of trolling, etc. - one message of genuine concern for Josh to Clint. What did Clint do? He called that person's local police and also found the business he owned and left a negative review saying he bullies an autistic man. So that's how it is.

Krystal had BiteSize and others last night on her panel discussing what to do about Josh. She had a hand's off approach which is the most sensible. She has considerable experience with Stern's wackpack previously, so I think she knows what's up. BiteSize says he'll stop watching if he declines further. There's a sizeable portion of people who want to intervene and get him to stop the duster and go to a dentist.

I'm against the duster, that's a situation created by trolls, but let Josh go to the dentist by his own volition. He created that problem himself. I know Kiwis blame Redditors, Redditors blame TikTok, etc. but it seems the duster sender hasn't outed themselves on any platform yet.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm a classic ontologically evil asshole who laughs at the suffering of others and even I think sending him air duster is crossing a line... I'm not sure why.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

That's probably the first time in a very very long time that skillet was drained of grease and... whatever else was in it. Imagine the teflon flakes, boy acts like it's cast iron the way he abuses it.


Yeah that's what I was talking about in my other post, even when he's drunk he's usually jabbering. I think its the duster tbh

Holy Fuck I honestly thought that was a cast iron skillet!

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Someone on the subreddit tried in earnest to contact Clint recently concerned over Josh's wellbeing. He used his real name and no signs of trolling, etc. - one message of genuine concern for Josh to Clint. What did Clint do? He called that person's local police and also found the business he owned and left a negative review saying he bullies an autistic man. So that's how it is.

Well fuck Clint then, at this point he's doing less than his troll's to help Josh and are more concerned about his well being than he is it seems.

 

[Devious Dave]

Josh could literally be dead on the streets of Casper surrounded by cans of duster and enabler Clint would tell him to KEEP ROCKIN BUD!

Someone on the subreddit tried in earnest to contact Clint recently concerned over Josh's wellbeing. He used his real name and no signs of trolling, etc. - one message of genuine concern for Josh to Clint. What did Clint do? He called that person's local police and also found the business he owned and left a negative review saying he bullies an autistic man. So that's how it is.

I use to think clint might just be dumb and want to be hands off but I thought Clint at least cared about Josh I dont think that anymore Josh clearly isn't mentally capable of taking care of himself and Clint is going to watch him kill himself and do nothing

 

[Generic Retard]

Someone on the subreddit tried in earnest to contact Clint recently concerned over Josh's wellbeing. He used his real name and no signs of trolling, etc. - one message of genuine concern for Josh to Clint. What did Clint do? He called that person's local police and also found the business he owned and left a negative review saying he bullies an autistic man. So that's how it is.

Krystal had BiteSize and others last night on her panel discussing what to do about Josh. She had a hand's off approach which is the most sensible. She has considerable experience with Stern's wackpack previously, so I think she knows what's up. BiteSize says he'll stop watching if he declines further. There's a sizeable portion of people who want to intervene and get him to stop the duster and go to a dentist.

I'm against the duster, that's a situation created by trolls, but let Josh go to the dentist by his own volition. He created that problem himself. I know Kiwis blame Redditors, Redditors blame TikTok, etc. but it seems the duster sender hasn't outed themselves on any platform yet.

I was writing a nice fat paragraph on Clint being a self-deluded retard but I don't feel like finishing it.
I hope Clintlogs will do that for me, if Cobes manages to off himself because he took a lungful too many of not-oxygen.
Clint being hands-off with Cobes is probably a good choice for both of them so far, but this reaction is uncalled for.
Sometimes I feel Clint's ego getting hurt because people belittle his son is the source of this, not concern for a pwour wiwttle awtistic bweing bwullied.
Maybe everyone calling Clint a narcissist was right all along, damn.

Holy Fuck I honestly thought that was a cast iron skillet!

Cobra manages to put several millimeters of "seasoning" on his teflon coated pan. In close-ups it looks like a well used cast iron skillet.