Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

If you compare him to Griffin, you can see how much the stress has aged him.
or it could just be the lack of disposable income to pay for finasteride and Botox.

Being a professional TikToker doesn’t seem that stressful when your dad’s a lawyer tbh (unless he’s Asian lol).

Male pattern baldness has a very strong genetic component so when one twin is bald and the other isn’t, there is some other factor at play. The whole thing where Griffon took all the nutrients in the womb wouldn’t explain it. Griffon either has a strong combover game or he’s paying $15-150 a month to suppress his Ashkenazi phenotype. Looks like he has both tbh.

I feel weird sperging about this but he’s such a clown and he promotes child mutilation so I can’t resist.
 
Someone recently said he looks like an Albanian taxi driver. I would've said he looks like every Turk in every kebab shop everywhere.
Shiiit, Kiwi fren, you need to go to some higher quality Kebab stores.

Even the dirtiest, greasiest Turk around where I live, even the fake gold ring/necklace wearing ones, wouldn’t be caught dead with hair like that, but would splurge the 8$ on a haircut.

Albanian taxi driver sounds like a good fit, as does alternate universe Jon Lovitz, who got hooked on crack and gloryholes.
I truly, truly hope Sanders reads this thread one day.
Inshallah!

or it could just be the lack of disposable income to pay for finasteride and Botox.
The guy has plenty of disposable income. He’s got all the financial responsibilities of a high school senior, but gets paid six figures by A&E.
Being a professional TikToker doesn’t seem that stressful when your dad’s a lawyer tbh (unless he’s Asian lol).

Male pattern baldness has a very strong genetic component so when one twin is bald and the other isn’t, there is some other factor at play. The whole thing where Griffon took all the nutrients in the womb wouldn’t explain it. Griffon either has a strong combover game or he’s paying $15-150 a month to suppress his Ashkenazi phenotype. Looks like he has both tbh.

I feel weird sperging about this but he’s such a clown and he promotes child mutilation so I can’t resist.
Aside from stress and a deeply unhealthy lifestyle, I’d just blame a combination of low IQ and willful blindness.

Kinda like those greasy fucking nerds in high school, who’d look decent if they took a shower once in a while and stopped dressing in the same three “nerd approved” T-shirt’s?

Sander is so hooked on his own bullshit, that he refuses to believe his own eyes, but thinks his long, stringy hair and bare chest makes him look like a cool, youthful surfer god.

And you know… Totally not a scummy beach pedo on a beer run for some 14 year old homeless teens, because one of them smiled to him and he hopes for pussy.
 
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Male pattern baldness has a very strong genetic component so when one twin is bald and the other isn’t, there is some other factor at play. The whole thing where Griffon took all the nutrients in the womb wouldn’t explain it. Griffon either has a strong combover game or he’s paying $15-150 a month to suppress his Ashkenazi phenotype. Looks like he has both tbh.
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He covers it better, that's it.
 
Yeah it really is that simple. He will probably get a transplant in a few years and nobody will care. Or just leave it; he’s a lawyer, not an Instagram influencer, so nobody really gives a fuck unless he’s going to be on billboards and in commercials.
Even if he's going to be on billboards and in commercials, looking like a turbo-Jew isn't exactly a deficit for the kind of lawyers that need a strong bus bench game.
 
Even if he's going to be on billboards and in commercials, looking like a turbo-Jew isn't exactly a deficit for the kind of lawyers that need a strong bus bench game.
I dunno, he still has a goofy face. If he's gonna be my lawyer to deal with properties or stuff like that, maybe. I wouldn't want him if I'm risking going to jail.
 
I was thinking personal injury attorney.

"Were you trooned out at an early age? You may be entitled to compensation!"
Not with that slimy asshole. It would be more like, "Did your State Government prevent you from transitioning as a five year old? - You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1800-JEWLAWYER now."
 
I was thinking personal injury attorney.

"Were you trooned out at an early age? You may be entitled to compensation!"
It's been said here he's in a tax LLM program, so likely intends to become a tax attorney (commonly means doing tax advice for corporate transactions and deal structuring, though he could go the individual route, which would frequently mean doing trusts & estates). He's at a decent school, and their tax program is quite good by reputation - and it's in-state tuition for him. Solid choices. He's on track to become a decent, productive member of society, go figure.

And that pic looks like 70% of junior associates at law firms, though the tie is questionable (it is in his school colors, though, so allowance granted).
 
We’ve discussed a few times how Jazz is a child in a grown (man’s!) body, and here is a really good example of that.

Go to around 22 minutes in.


One of Jazz’s tranny friends does a “sexy” shoulder move and Jazz automatically mirrors it in the most clumsy, un-erotic way.

Exulansic comments on this, and how the reason Jazz does it in such a weird way, is because he fundamentally doesn’t understand it, and is still sexually and emotionally a stunted child.

(Some people consider Exulansic a lolcow in her on right. Don’t really have an opinion on that, but she has some interesting insights and I enjoy her dry ass humor.)
 
I followed the discourse when Jazz first popped up and got the tlc show and the book deal. And just as quickly I complete forger about the whole thing.

Until a few days ago when a clip of the show popped up on my YouTube recommended. I was surprised to see it still on, and so I fell into a rabbit hole of watching more clips and reading up on what Jazz has been up to.

In the early teenage Jazz days, I remember he tweeted or said something along the lines of 'I would be so happy once I have bottom surgery bc it would reflect my inner woman' or some bs like that. Well, it seems like he got everything he wanted/needed to transition, and he could not look any more miserable. Something that's really obvious now as Jazz has grown up, is just how badly his parents did him wrong. They put a band aid as a solution to treat a symptom instead of trying to deal with the root cause of things.
 
I dunno, he still has a goofy face. If he's gonna be my lawyer to deal with properties or stuff like that, maybe. I wouldn't want him if I'm risking going to jail.
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Put a yarmulke on him and you'd have Instant 40 Year Old Jewish Father Of Three.
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Griffen's a midget with a fat head on a small face. Sander's a midget with a fat head, thinning hair and a double chin. Keep exercising dude. Fitness is all you have when you're ugly as sin. Like pre-trans Bryleigh.
 
Exulansic comments on this, and how the reason Jazz does it in such a weird way, is because he fundamentally doesn’t understand it, and is still sexually and emotionally a stunted child.
That's a very good catch on Jazz' body language. And she's right. She doesn't get it. She performs as a woman and it's more obvious in his case than in his friends.
 
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