Someone recently said he looks like an Albanian taxi driver. I would've said he looks like every Turk in every kebab shop everywhere.
Shiiit, Kiwi fren, you need to go to some higher quality Kebab stores.
Even the dirtiest, greasiest Turk around where I live, even the fake gold ring/necklace wearing ones, wouldn’t be caught dead with hair like that, but would splurge the 8$ on a haircut.
Albanian taxi driver sounds like a good fit, as does alternate universe Jon Lovitz, who got hooked on crack and gloryholes.
I truly, truly hope Sanders reads this thread one day.
Inshallah!
or it could just be the lack of disposable income to pay for finasteride and Botox.
The guy has plenty of disposable income. He’s got all the financial responsibilities of a high school senior, but gets paid six figures by A&E.
Being a professional TikToker doesn’t seem that stressful when your dad’s a lawyer tbh (unless he’s Asian lol).
Male pattern baldness has a very strong genetic component so when one twin is bald and the other isn’t, there is some other factor at play. The whole thing where Griffon took all the nutrients in the womb wouldn’t explain it. Griffon either has a strong combover game or he’s paying $15-150 a month to suppress his Ashkenazi phenotype. Looks like he has both tbh.
I feel weird sperging about this but he’s such a clown and he promotes child mutilation so I can’t resist.
Aside from stress and a deeply unhealthy lifestyle, I’d just blame a combination of low IQ and willful blindness.
Kinda like those greasy fucking nerds in high school, who’d look decent if they took a shower once in a while and stopped dressing in the same three “nerd approved” T-shirt’s?
Sander is so hooked on his own bullshit, that he refuses to believe his own eyes, but thinks his long, stringy hair and bare chest makes him look like a cool, youthful surfer god.
And you know… Totally not a scummy beach pedo on a beer run for some 14 year old homeless teens, because one of them smiled to him and he hopes for pussy.