🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Benzos and alcohol are both extremely dangerous to withdraw from. I just don't see someone like him with zero impulse control ever getting sober. I was watching some old ibs clips the other day and it's shocking how different Ralph sounds in just a few years time. It's obvious he isn't capable of being sober for any amount of time throughout the day.

theoretically, imagining we have the full faith and credit of the US gov't, would it be possible to put ralph in a medically induced coma for some number of years whilst his body cleared out all the drugs he's soaked himself with?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

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Happy 1000 pages buddy. To many more.

Every week Ralph finds a new low of most boring clip to air on the killstream of all time. I almost can't even rag on Ralph as that dim fool segment almost had me falling asleep as well, but why the fuck would he watch this shit on his show in the first place?

would it be possible to put ralph in a medically induced coma for some number of years whilst his body cleared out all the drugs he's soaked himself with?

Only if you can get to him before he enters a terminal narcotic induced coma.

 

[Truly Rural]

theoretically, imagining we have the full faith and credit of the US gov't, would it be possible to put ralph in a medically induced coma for some number of years whilst his body cleared out all the drugs he's soaked himself with?

he'd wake up with dif kind of brain damage, but sure.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Happy 1000 pages and here's to an ever increasingly miserable Ralph.

 

[Vesperus]

theoretically, imagining we have the full faith and credit of the US gov't, would it be possible to put ralph in a medically induced coma for some number of years whilst his body cleared out all the drugs he's soaked himself with?

We should deep-freeze him in liquid helium and launch him on a probe to Andromeda as a warning to stay the fuck away.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

he'd wake up with dif kind of brain damage, but sure.

Yeah, Peterson hasn’t been right since he did it, and I don’t think that’s because the Russian docs treating him did anything wrong. Benzo addiction is scary and dangerous and there’s no quick or easy way out.

 

[eDove]

Woo, 1000 pages

I think Jersh might be right about a prediction for once in his life. This drunk is gonna die soon and he's not gonna do a thing to stop it.

Are you worried about your soul, Ethan? Now's a good time to get in touch with Jesus — and I mean that sincerely.

Or do I have to say "this fat bitch is too pussy to surrender himself to Christ and ask for his heart to be changed, just like that pedophile Joshua Moon" for you to take any meaningful action?

 

[Truly Rural]

Sometimes these things we thinkS are meant for OURSELVES are truly meant for another

Like his son
Like Sandra's medication
Like master bedroom in Jamal castle

 

[Hot Dog]

Every week Ralph finds a new low of most boring clip to air on the killstream of all time. I almost can't even rag on Ralph as that dim fool segment almost had me falling asleep as well, but why the fuck would he watch this shit on his show in the first place?

Only if you can get to him before he enters a terminal narcotic induced coma.

His show is pretty much devolved to just showing clips, playing shitty music and trying desperately to flex on haters. The lack of compelling guests and content is 100% his fault.

Maybe if he finds something interesting to do he won't pass out from drug overload and boredom.

We should deep-freeze him in liquid helium and launch him on a probe to Andromeda as a warning to stay the fuck away.

He belongs in a museum.

 

[Rakovnik]

One of the highlights of the dinner stream was Ralph saying alogs can't fuck with him in Mexico that "They even know where I live now and they still can't fuck with me" and then tells his swatter " Swattin faggot do it again bitch, that's what I want you to do, I want you to keep doing it"

Probably not a good idea to encourage that in any way Ralph, especially while out to dinner with your wife and infant child.

Bonus clip - Ralph gets drink cucked by his horse then proclaims if cozy TV goes away that doesn't mean he will stop because he is "one of the innovators of inconvenience, one of the visionaries of online violence, d'ya understand?"

 

[Particle Bored]

Ralph caught faking donos again by warski. He’s broke!

Who's the tardski now?

 

[.iota.]

he's just so damned insufferable.

the way his tongue drops out of his wide-open mouth with every bite of ice cream is sickening. it's the same when watching him guzzle his drinks, fat fingers clutching the bottle, chin protruding to catch every drop but somehow still needing to wipe his mouth with the back of his hand every time. he's worse than a toddler.

he's almost 40, but he can barely feed himself, he needs naps, he shits himself, and he throws tantrums. xander and rozy will both be more mature within the next coupe of years than their father will ever be.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Probably not a good idea to encourage that in any way Ralph, especially while out to dinner with your wife and infant child.

Something tells me giving a shit about the safety of your wife and child is something Ralph would file under "gay shit" like he did with paying child support. Especially if that means he has to shelve an online blood feud.

 

[Booby Jones]

he's just so damned insufferable.

the way his tongue drops out of his wide-open mouth with every bite

Yeah, Nothing's worse than the Scalfani bigboy bite

 

[D. Krauser]

I’m really considering now what things are gonna be like when Ralph’s dead. He’s so close to the end. As much as I think he deserves it, the universe is gonna have many less net laughs if he dies. I know there are a million other cows, but Ralph is never ending laughs and frustrations. I know it would be better for his daughter if he died, but for my own selfish reasons: Ralphs, I hope you live a hundred years.

I don't want to sound like a dick but I am going to be happy when he dies. He is an out of control dumpster fire that burns those in proximity. He has no care for his own saftey or the well being of his children. He just sucks money out of people who have either misplaced loyalty or are just spite funding him, and then wastes it on various vices. He married a pedophile, had child (and more on the way) with her, and then isolated them. He is mockingly called a pig, but it really does capture him quite well. An animal who just wishes to indulge, to laze and grow fat with 0 self awareness.

His various acts of retardation used to entertain but I wouldn't mind if old yeller overdosed behind the barn.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

I don't want to sound like a dick but I am going to be happy when he dies. He is an out of control dumpster fire that burns those in proximity. He has no care for his own saftey or the well being of his children. He just sucks money out of people who have either misplaced loyalty or are just spite funding him, and then wastes it on various vices. He married a pedophile, had child (and more on the way) with her, and then isolated them. He is mockingly called a pig, but it really does capture him quite well. An animal who just wishes to indulge, to laze and grow fat with 0 self awareness.

His various acts of retardation used to entertain but I wouldn't mind if old yeller overdosed behind the barn.

There will always be another, greater sperg out there.
When Ralph falls, another shall rise to take his place. More degenerate and poisonous to society than his porky preda-cessor.
You're going to miss the simplicity of the Hollerin' Hog one day...

 

[AltisticRight]

1000 pages of unhinged tweets. Congratulations, Ethan. If only you still had that many live viewers.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph has blessed us with the kind of zen style question that you normally have to seek out a wise old guru monk to get. So tell me Kiwis, have you ever been called gay by Muslims?

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Kinda hard to watch him talking to Ali Jamal, he's literally bullying a retard with Chris Chan's level of speech impediment.

 

[Vesperus]

One of the highlights of the dinner stream was Ralph saying alogs can't fuck with him in Mexico that "They even know where I live now and they still can't fuck with me" and then tells his swatter " Swattin faggot do it again bitch, that's what I want you to do, I want you to keep doing it"

You can't tell me normal humans look like this.
Is he human?
Is he AI?
Is he melting?