Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

31 year old man playing make believe with his favorite stuffed animal
Now that's goth
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"I am... Forgotten..."
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[Unironick]

31 year old man

Kinda new to Cobra, but 31?!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Man is aging in dog years.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Kinda new to Cobra, but 31?!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Man is aging in dog years.

Even funnier is that he is 32 in a few weeks. Boglim aging is no joke.

 

[crying and shidding]

"I taped a sign outside of my fucking door that literally says 'I DID NOT ORDER ANYTHING, IF ITS PAID FOR JUST LEAVE IT AT MY DOOR, IM NOT GAY IM STRAIGHT, IM STREAMING DONT BUG ME WHILE IM STREAMING' and you might think you shouldn't have to tape a sign to your door I'm like yeah but it's that bad, my trolls are that obsessed with me..."

 

[BoglimArchives]

"I taped a sign outside of my fucking door that literally says 'I DID NOT ORDER ANYTHING, IF ITS PAID FOR JUST LEAVE IT AT MY DOOR, IM NOT GAY IM STRAIGHT, IM STREAMING DONT BUG ME WHILE IM STREAMING' and you might think you shouldn't have to tape a sign to your door I'm like yeah but it's that bad, my trolls are that obsessed with me..."
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[Phalanges Mycologist]

In the latest food hack vids Cobes sounds absolutely retarded, beyond his usual. Now I'm just going to be constantly wondering if its because he's drunk as fuck or if he's been hitting the duster.

I think it's a mix of Drunk, Isolation, Delta 8, and whatever else he's been on but the isolation is a real killer.

I've gone back and forth on disliking clint and sticking up for him in this thread, but yeah this latest shit just cements what I think of him pretty firm. Shit tier dad.

I used to think he'd be a OK dad for someone less functional or easier to manage than Josh and he was just at the end of his rope after so many years but it's clear now he just doesn't care, he's got two other kids who are from the sound of it perfectly normal functional adults he can be proud of and not have to worry about so has just pushed Josh off to the edges.

I can even see him putting some sob story in the local casper press or some shit over it playing up that angle.

That's exactly the angle he'll push, Clint reminds me of those soft news story's you see in the local paper "I'm doing it for my kids" when some woman fucks off to Turkey and joins weight watchers and loses some weight but if you do a little digging you'll see she has a GoFundMe linked and her 4 children don't live with her by court order - you'll never get the full story out of him (or Josh) and he's going to try and milk it for all it's worth.

I'm honestly starting to think the way he's been talking is because a bad infection. Doesn't sound like his usual drunken self.

I'm starting to wonder that myself, He's seemed to knock back drinks less forcefully as if he's trying to find the sweet spot where he can get it down his neck and not hurt himself too much doing so.

Kinda new to Cobra, but 31?!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Man is aging in dog years.

Mate he's changed a lot, if you look back at his really old videos he looked like a tard but kninda normal now he looks like someone has fired him through a skip full of babys first bondage gear, rejected band merch and army surplus.

"I taped a sign outside of my fucking door that literally says 'I DID NOT ORDER ANYTHING, IF ITS PAID FOR JUST LEAVE IT AT MY DOOR, IM NOT GAY IM STRAIGHT, IM STREAMING DONT BUG ME WHILE IM STREAMING' and you might think you shouldn't have to tape a sign to your door I'm like yeah but it's that bad, my trolls are that obsessed with me..."
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That sign is fucking amazing BTW -

From what I can tell from Reddit it was taken by the Door Dasher who left it and is aware of who Cobes is.

 

[Law]

He's giving the plush snake a little sip of his drink.

The plush snake is adorable.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Imagine the teflon flakes, boy acts like it's cast iron the way he abuses it.

It's NOT a cast iron pan??

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's NOT a cast iron pan??

Nope - He just doesn't clean it, He's got Smeg, Teeth Smeg, Finger Smeg and Pan Smeg - He's got smeg all around.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Nope - He just doesn't clean it, He's got Smeg, Teeth Smeg, Finger Smeg and Pan Smeg - He's got smeg all around.

My man should add teflon to the main ingredients list for everything he cooks now

 

[Passacaille]

From what I can tell from Reddit it was taken by the Door Dasher who left it and is aware of who Cobes is.

I presume this is a real picture of the door and the note?

The previous page seems to feature a Photoshop. You can see the words are written with a "handwriting" font, as each letter type is identical, and displays a machine like ability beyond Cobra's skill to center text.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I presume this is a real picture of the door and the note?

The previous page seems to feature a Photoshop. You can see the words are written with a "handwriting" font, as each letter type is identical, and displays a machine like ability beyond Cobra's skill to center text.

Yea it is, the only Edit that was done to it according to the OP on Reddit was to crop it to remove some personal info - and that's his real handwriting, we've seen it before and it matches.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I presume this is a real picture of the door and the note?

The previous page seems to feature a Photoshop. You can see the words are written with a "handwriting" font, as each letter type is identical, and displays a machine like ability beyond Cobra's skill to center text.

I thought it was fairly obvious. lol

 

[Passacaille]

I thought it was fairly obvious. lol

Yes, it is, and yours was funny too!

But at first glance, and on my phone, it looked real enough, and I didn't stop to read it, as it was already quoted in a a previous post. But it was actually the blue tape in the real picture that made me pay attention. You see your edit has a neat piece of tape in the middle top part of the sheet, but the REAL one has Cobra's Chaotic & Customized™ blue tape all over the place! Now that's authenticity! He should have used black and green tape.

I think this note is a nice attempt by Cobra to reduce interruption during his streams. Let's see if it pans out. That it took him this long just proves how regarded he is, or I guess the recent increase in deliveries stirred his braincells into action, or brought him out of his usual lazy behaviour.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He should have used black and green tape.

If anyone sends him a parcel from now on I'd love for it to be wrapped in that stretchy black electrical tape the kind of stuff that only sticks to it's self and is gummy as fuck after a week or so and just watch him try and open it.

 

[BoglimArchives]

I think this note is a nice attempt by Cobra to reduce interruption during his streams.

Probably the smartest thing he's ever thought of because it'll definitely deter like 75% of the knocks.

The neighbors, however, are going to be a little curious as to why the tenant in 28B needs all visitors and passerby's to know he's not a homosexual.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The neighbors, however, are going to be a little curious as to why the tenant in 28B needs all visitors and passerby's to know he's not a homosexual.

One look at Floor Lord will solve that question for them, is he still in the clink btw?

 

[BoglimArchives]

One look at Floor Lord will solve that question for them, is he still in the clink btw?

Hard to know with Alex. He's homeless almost all the time, he could leave jail and just be completely off the radar for months.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I don't really agree with that. I think Clint does care about Josh and loves him but he's been so burnt out by his hundreds of refusals to change his life that he gave up. That doesn't excuse him ignoring the duster abuse though. If I was Clint I would go right over to his apartment and scream at him and take it from him. Clint controls Josh's SSI for him so he has insane amounts of leverage. His step mom also buys him groceries.

Trying to help someone that doesn't want help is the most tiresome thing, and when people haven't had to deal with years of self destructive behaviors from close family members, they think they'd have a permanent wellspring of kindness and understanding in them that simply can't exist. People only change if they want to, and because that sounds cliche, no one believes it till they see it.

 

[Fortyone]

It sounds muffled. It would be louder if he wasn't sucking on it.

Not just that but right after his voice is deeper like when a person inhales noble gases. I want to say I can't believe he's stupid enough to do inhalants but then again this is the guy who did spice (possibly worse) and also smoked moldy "snipe" tobacco from old cig butts.