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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
He's a fat useless idiot everyone has expended way too much concern on and I don't know why because it's hard to imagine a less deserving target for white knighting.
We all have a little Connor in us ( :tomgirl: ), which makes him a lot more sympathetic than our other cows. We were all once dumb kids who thought we knew everything until life experience & adulthood gave us a swift kick up the ass. Connor reminds me of how I was as a teenager---a sheltered, goofy-looking overweight geek that got bullied all through school for being spergy & awkward as fuck. But I had a great group of friends &, well. . .let's just say Connor wouldn't have been out of place at one of our high school video game pizza parties. Good times, though.

Bet you at some point he'll be asking KF to raid WP. I can totally imagine it happening.
I keep waiting for it to happen, but the closest he's ever come to that was just trying to generate friction between the two sites. Needless to say, he failed.

He really does see this as a Cold War/espionage situation. He fantasizes about defecting from Kiwistan and become a vital counterintelligence asset for a rival nation, but he doesn't have any intel that anyone wants.
Fuck, I can't unsee Connor as Naked Snake/Big Boss. He even has the eyepatch.

oh ok, i just had a glimmering of hope that he wasn't this fucking stupid.
everyone did
Yeah. :(
 
But then my guess is that Connor's home life is pretty messed up and his parents aren't overly proud of him. So if his own biological parents barely tolerate him, in his mind it only makes sense that an adoptive set of parents can't truly love a child that isn't their own.
Honestly, I think Connor's home life is only messed up in his head. There was a letter that came out a while back written by Connor's mother, and the implication was that she truly tried her best to help Connor with his autism and that his parents do love him. His older brother turned out to be a perfectly normal person with a great career and social life. Connor just developed learned helplessness because of his disability and from that saw no point in effort even in areas where it would have made a different, so his life stays stagnant which makes him depressed and bitter. He has to attribute it to someone other than himself so he paints this imaginary picture of an abusive and neglectful childhood. If anything, his parents probably hurt for him and his lost potential and probably blame themselves for at least some of it.
let's just say Connor wouldn't have been out of place at one of our high school video game pizza parties. Good times, though.
The difference though is that you're a nice person and I'm sure your friends were too. Connor doesn't show consideration to other people, even in the most base conversations, and talks shit about his few friends behind their backs. He talks about wanting to destroy people, which is really just him lashing out at others for being happier than him and for his own perceived lack of control over his life.

Basically, his problems, though not entirely self-created, are self-solvable and for the most part are only self-solvable. Because he hasn't grasped this, because he doesn't want and doesn't think he should have to put in effort in his life - probably partially because his problems aren't entirely self-created, which is totally unfair guise - he will keep alienating others and becoming more bitter and angry because of his alienation.
 
Honestly, I think Connor's home life is only messed up in his head. There was a letter that came out a while back written by Connor's mother, and the implication was that she truly tried her best to help Connor with his autism and that his parents do love him. His older brother turned out to be a perfectly normal person with a great career and social life. Connor just developed learned helplessness because of his disability and from that saw no point in effort even in areas where it would have made a different, so his life stays stagnant which makes him depressed and bitter. He has to attribute it to someone other than himself so he paints this imaginary picture of an abusive and neglectful childhood. If anything, his parents probably hurt for him and his lost potential and probably blame themselves for at least some of it.
But that's just it. They've done what they can for him, given him every opportunity and even supported him throughout it all but Connor just goes on being Connor. They're not going to abandon him but they can't be near him because they see what it is that he could have been instead of the useless sack of crap that he is. They now tolerate him because he's still their son but realize that he's never going to amount to anything. As such he's off living with Grandma possibly because it's a way to get him away or possibly because Connor himself sees himself as the perpetual victim and his parents have just had enough.

Maybe I'm rambling but in any case I think we can all agree that Connor is not a good person no matter how good he thinks himself to be.
 
From the latest episode of Best of the Worst:

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But that's just it. They've done what they can for him, given him every opportunity and even supported him throughout it all but Connor just goes on being Connor. They're not going to abandon him but they can't be near him because they see what it is that he could have been instead of the useless sack of crap that he is. They now tolerate him because he's still their son but realize that he's never going to amount to anything. As such he's off living with Grandma possibly because it's a way to get him away or possibly because Connor himself sees himself as the perpetual victim and his parents have just had enough.

Maybe I'm rambling but in any case I think we can all agree that Connor is not a good person no matter how good he thinks himself to be.
I think we're in agreement. His home life is bad, not because he comes from a bad situation like he likes to imply, but because he sees his life as only his and sees no need to do anything to make his family proud or himself self-sufficient. He creates the bad home life, not them.
 
Tornados end dummy. So does nihilism it's called growing up.
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lol. $20 says it's Redesigning Eva
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I will never get over the fact that Connor will make excuses to not watch something but still complain about it due to some IMDB trivia and a wiki summary. He barely does that anymore because wikipedia is too much work.
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Tornados end dummy. So does nihilism it's called growing up.
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lol. $20 says it's Redesigning Eva
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I will never get over the fact that Connor will make excuses to not watch something but still complain about it due to some IMDB trivia and a wiki summary. He barely does that anymore because wikipedia is too much work.
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for reals tho, molly ringwald needs a restraining order for this guy
 
Tornados end dummy. So does nihilism it's called growing up.
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lol. $20 says it's Redesigning Eva
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I will never get over the fact that Connor will make excuses to not watch something but still complain about it due to some IMDB trivia and a wiki summary. He barely does that anymore because wikipedia is too much work.
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Nihilism is apathy and sloth thinly disguised as philosophy. No surprise Connor advocates it.
 
How is Molly Ringwald being president a bad thing to Connor? Considering how obsessed he is over Molly, I thought that he would love the idea.

I like trying to imagine connors thought processes. Its like some kind of weird lateral thinking exercise.

I feel like his logic is something along the lines of "everyone makes fun of my molly ringwald obsession therefore they must hate molly ringwald... Donald trump is also a disliked person who is running for president, and everyone seems horrified. Therefore, people must think that molly ringwald running for president would be equally horrifying, and the people on this forum will obviously agree and respect me for pointing it out"
 
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