DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I refuse to believe there is any practical reason to touch one's face so nuch, and even if there was this is a reason I'd put either a fucking vtuber over facecam or have no facecam at all.

It never feels comfortable when he's looking at the camera, all this pahsitivity he's pulling out of his porky arsehole hits peak discomfort when he puts his gaze on you.
 
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Pretty funny how Phil gets nearly more replies than likes every time people are allowed to reply to his tweets. He's such a pussy for disabling replies on all his tweets that aren't replies themselves.
 
Phil you know the rules. Pay the 8 dollars a month and maybe you get your question asked. This is a buisness. Elon can't be answering every dollar tweet or questions in the chat for free.
B-but he called Elon, "Sir!"
I look at this and I see a rocket, Phil looks at this and see's a dick. Not repressed homosexuality at all.
Mankinds greatest achievement is creating a device for space travel. Each successful launch is nothing short of a modern marvel that challenges God Himself.

But lets bring up cocks for no reason in the hope that you'll get to ratio Elon Musk. Remember. This is not a children's entertainer. He's a middle aged man. With a swimsuit model wife. And a family. You may not like it but this is peak maturity.
 
Clout chasing as per usual, but look at this reply, why the fuck would you tag stuttering craig in this, no wonder Phil got through the bankruptcy unscathed when retards like this will have been spamming Nancy with nonsense.
Reminds me of the time where the twitter Chantal women tagged the Canadian IRS and shitting you not Trudoux.
Bro you are making bitch drama moves on Twitter, touch grass.
 
i wonder how many times one can file for bankruptcy. i know timbo got 2 so probably more than that? i want to see him live out the rest of his life routinely filing for bankruptcy every few years till that one time they actually do some research and deny it.
Since Phil paid a lawyer a couple grand to simply call the bank for him (according to him, anyway) you would think Phil'd spend some of that dentcome to set up a single-member LLC. Then again, it requires you to keep separate books for you and the company, and that's work. He doesn't wanna have to work, he wants to have fun.

i get the feeling craig started to do some research, saw the mountains of info on the guy gave up and started attacking people giving him all the info since it'll be easier to just believe phil.
B-but, he has a degree in journalism, okay? He knows how to ask questions. They trained him.

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.
Nostalgia? Shit, just give me a hit of whatever the hell he's huffing NOW. "I just wanna build something meaningful again," whined Craig. Point of order: he didn't build something meaningful the first time. Adam Sessler has a more valid claim to 'building something meaningful' than goddamned Stuttering Craig. Craig, old son, you read Top Ten lists someone else wrote and pulled stupid faces. You weren't Ed Murrow.

You get a dick pic from Musk every month, Phil. He tells you to suck it, and you do. For eight bucks.
 
He claimed he was trying to get something like that set up but refused to do it because they wouldn't communicate with him entirely by email.
What is with Dave's email autism? He shoots himself in the foot with everything because of that shit. It can't just be that he wants to LARP as a mature adult and thinks a hotmail account makes him one. This dude has a serious fear of people and is autistic as fuck about any human interaction he can't remotely control.

Keemstar, DoorDash Delivery, Rent Managers. I'm betting he doesn't actually call his parents once a week and just shoots them an email.
 
why hasn't he given up on shorts? don't those things need millions of adblockless views to make any notable amount of money? or is phil so desperate that he'll take the couple dollars he might make a month because its free money
Because he thinks he will go viral
sex references in video games = bad
gay sex references on twitter by the prude himself = lolfest.
I hate 'nice guy' DSP so much. He's even more insufferable than regular e-beggar DSP.
That would be 'fake nice guy'
Let me get this straight:
This fucker went on a collossal rant about how he is a "chill" gamer and doesn't want to play difficult games anymore, that he is "too old for this shit" and stressful games like Wo Long are "destroying his health".
Now, just 4-5 days later, he proceeds to hype up the difficulty of an upcoming game he will play.
:story:
He ain't playing on hard.
I refuse to believe there is any practical reason to touch one's face so nuch
That's what nervous liars do.
 
Nostalgia? Shit, just give me a hit of whatever the hell he's huffing NOW. "I just wanna build something meaningful again," whined Craig. Point of order: he didn't build something meaningful the first time. Adam Sessler has a more valid claim to 'building something meaningful' than goddamned Stuttering Craig. Craig, old son, you read Top Ten lists someone else wrote and pulled stupid faces. You weren't Ed Murrow.
Craig will never create anything good on his own because he's too much of a retard. The only two things he was attached to that were great at the start was ScrewAttack (which his friend Tom was basically the main driving force behind) and Rooster Teeth (check out their thread to see how that's going). Some people just don't have the personality or humor to make content on any platform, Craig and DSP are two of them.
 
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