DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He was always gonna peak at sub 200K subs. In Dave's terms, he doesn't make meaningful or engaging content. What he does is leave a camera running for nine hours a day and then spams it on youtube. Dave is so retarded that I think he probably unknowingly subscribes to the labor theory of value that holds that all work hours are of equal value regardless of quality or skill. So obviously his time streaming should receive the same reward that someone like Pewdiepie has gotten.

For some comparison a channel I like that puts out crude animations, Doobus Goobus, has going for two years and is almost at a million subs. How has he beat the 15 year begacy Dave has? By putting in the damn work and making funny shit. It's better to put out a minute of good content every two weeks then nine hours of shit every single damn day.

For another comparison, Jon Graham (creator of Arby n the Chief) is slowly getting to 100k subs after being on YouTube for as long as Phil, even though his show was at one point on the front page of YouTube and was the direct competition of RoosterTeeth's RvB. The difference is, Jon actually makes a professional one-man feature-length show (this is not a Phil word salad style description, btw), and even though you can argue about the quality or the idea of still making AntC in 2023 (I think it's very good and refreshing for what it is) you can't deny that's someone who truly has poured his life and blood for his craft despite not reaching mainstream popularity again.

Imagine making a feature-length show about talking toys that only a few thousand will watch at most when at one point you were on the verge of ruining Machinima at their peak because of how profitable you were and not bringing it up every five minutes. Now that is something I can find meaningful and even inspiring. When he did a stream after his show's finale, there were people throwing thousands in superchats even though he was reading them all equally, and not once I saw him begging about needing funds to continue or the preferred ways to donate, almost like people were responding to the quality of the content they got as opposed to being told about it. Now that's a legacy and I can truly believe the guy when he says he's not after views and clout. Funnily enough, he was a guest on Cr1tikal's podcast not long ago while Phil's begging got shut down instantly.

The reason why I bring Jon in here is because while Phil copes with his lack of fame on wanting to do something meaningful, he has nothing to be remembered for aside endless e-begging, berating viewers, being an asshole and fapping on stream. Despite throwing hours of footage every day for years, no one will ever remember any of it. He cries that tractors only clip the bad parts, and that's right, because it's the only notable things that happen. His funny moments aren't funny, so he only shines when he's an asshole. When I get clips reccomended, it's usually someone being nice to a sub, talking them out of suicide, doing a gaming milestone and overall being good people, things Phil never does. Seriously, I can't recall Phil ever being nice aside thanking people for tipping.
 
Phil debunked that Derich us not a whale and thus detractors are telling EVERYTHING WRONG to Craig

Well, it turned out Derich is not a whale, but he has something close in his pants though

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Who the hell was claiming Derich is a whale?
I doubt Wong would even bite. He's got a pretty good routine and balance of family life, streaming, FGC events. Dude definitely doesn't need an autistic pig wrench thrown into his world.
He's already tried to bait Wong before.


One question I don't see people asking is: when is Phail going to have time to do this 'interview'? He claims to never have any time to do shit and has only one day off a year...................but I digress....................
this dumb mother fucker just bitched about how hard his life is that he had to penny pinch to make ends meet and yesterday THEY went shopping and cut back on things by thinking what left overs they had which something he's been doing all week but he had to run errands and buy jasper cat food while als staying home all day and watching khet play Life is Strange.

So naturally having to cut back yesterday but also this week when he went out but also stayed home cause he's so poor he has to penny pinch to make ends meet and then order Taco Bell....through door dash

what?
that he dares to continue this narrative knowing he blows all his cash as truly astounding.
When called out for ordering out while simultaneously crying poor, he's always said he should be allowed to treat himself and his wife 'occasionally' (do we expect him to only have a sandwich for lunch???) and that they shouldn't just have to make do with less because money is tight, completely ignoring the fact that millions of people manage to do just that because they're real adults that actually are poor and aren't just squandering all their money like a child. This fucking leech. Hat me if you want but he makes me so fucking mad sometimes.
He truly does not care that he looks like a piece of shit.
 
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RIP
 
I have been laughing at the cows coming out to White Knight for Phil. Rich has been chasing Phil for years because he can't stand being compared to the scumbag. Boogie is fat and probably dead because he hasn't answered my DMs since his workout. RIP to that boxing match. Tippster (of the scales) doesn't do his homework and is only in it for easy drama views and wants to side with the woke crowd.

I am genuinely interested in how ready Craig is for this interview. He is choosing to dive right in and I've done my best and wish him the best. Don't make poor life choices.
 
He had $140K in credit card debt before his bankruptcy, he hasn't learned anything and will just continue doing what he wants until he's is no longer able to.
i wonder how many times one can file for bankruptcy. i know timbo got 2 so probably more than that? i want to see him live out the rest of his life routinely filing for bankruptcy every few years till that one time they actually do some research and deny it.

I am genuinely interested in how ready Craig is for this interview. He is choosing to dive right in and I've done my best and wish him the best. Don't make poor life choices.

i get the feeling craig started to do some research, saw the mountains of info on the guy gave up and started attacking people giving him all the info since it'll be easier to just believe phil.
 
i wonder how many times one can file for bankruptcy. i know timbo got 2 so probably more than that? i want to see him live out the rest of his life routinely filing for bankruptcy every few years till that one time they actually do some research and deny it.



i get the feeling craig started to do some research, saw the mountains of info on the guy gave up and started attacking people giving him all the info since it'll be easier to just believe phil.
There's a time frame between bankruptcy filings, DSPs was seven years. As soon as that time frame is up, you file for another bankruptcy. A judge may be more likely to dismiss your filings if you're just racking up credit card debt and then filing bankruptcy to wipe it. It's why some credit card companies look specifically for people who have filed for bankruptcy and got it.
 
There's a time frame between bankruptcy filings, DSPs was seven years. As soon as that time frame is up, you file for another bankruptcy. A judge may be more likely to dismiss your filings if you're just racking up credit card debt and then filing bankruptcy to wipe it. It's why some credit card companies look specifically for people who have filed for bankruptcy and got it.
Which is why just about all of us were saying it should have been turned into a chapter 13.
 
Pressuring viewers to give money during the Wo Long playthrough, or else he'll drop it:

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This was immediately after a toxic 15-minute guilt-tripping rant about bills, low support and him claiming he's not being manupilative. Oh, and admitting he spends $40 a week on food delivery.
I remember like a few months back he said he would stop doing this. Old habits die as hard as a pigroach I suppose.
 
he was literally apologizing for excessive begging a couple days ago
I almost think that was a mistake because it might lessen the pignossis. It might show his Paypigs just how little he has changed. I don't know who is still with him at this point, I haven't been keeping up with Phil much. At this point the people who are in are in for life.
 
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I almost think that was a mistake because it might lessen the pignossis. It might show his Paypigs just how little he has changed. I don't know who is still with him at this point, I haven't been keeping up with Phil much. At this point the people who are in are in for life.
i think the actual people who are still with him are the 50 or 60 dents who he convinced to buy into dsp reacks. there weren't a mass of gifted members over there like there is with the main channel which is at fewer members than he had before gifting was enabled. i guess this is the natural growth he always talks about?
 
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