DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

40 years old should be the prime (in a lot of ways) of most people's life. At that point you should be settled into a steady family routine, career, with a couple of little ones running around, with debt down to a mortgage and maybe a car payment. Phil is acting like he is 1 foot in the grave already.

Yup, its a point in one's life where they are still able-bodied with the wisdom to back it up. People often refer to it as "dad strength". Pigroach has neither.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Josh Poem brought up a good point during that rant last night on Philly boy. After last nights rant, I think that we're entering the mid-life crisis of this season from Burnell Productions. He was crying about how he "can't have nice things", married to a horse he BARELY knows, while constantly gaslighting himself that he is "living a great life", but also how bad it really is - along with being jealous and spiteful about why other people that are doing what he's doing are successful and he can't understand why that is the case.

Phil, look. You wanted this life. You chose to move across the country to a state that you had ZERO connections to, you chose to put yourself into debt, you CHOSE to marry someone you KNOW nothing about. Hell, I'm surprised Jenna didn't break out of jail to come to the snort fort and come do what she said she was going to do. You chose to treat people like assets, you chose to put money over friends and family. I'm sure your dying parents tried to talk to you out of it, but you're the mature adult with a business degree and they're "fucking stupid", and you left. Again, everyone is an idiot and you're the smartest man in the room.

This Phil is known as "Actions meet consequences." Also, a bit of piece of advice: I know you're going to use the Tipster drama poking at the Twitter detractors tomorrow, so, we know that therapy session is going to be lined with gold dust. It's not as big as a win as you think it will be, Phil. A clout chaser tried to enter the vortex and learned the hard way.

phil doesn't realize, the big shots on youtube and the like to big risks when they make their content
by being in the public eye, their egos will take hits.
and if they want professional looking stuff, they pay money for it

phil wants the popularity, but doesn't want to pay for an editor, or creative to make good thumbnails
and the idea of being "big" while not being in 100% control of what other people say? oh jesus no.

tbh, if he didn't want to be big, it would be fine. I don't want to be popular too. but he wants money rolling in, people talking about him, singing his praises. with zero risk.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Nobody should care enough to stalk Phil. That's more autistic than the combined 'tism of his entire fan base.

I swear, this board will miss the pig roach more than any of his dents when he eventually dies of atrophy.

There's not much to stalk, other than current pics of khet. That, and why he needs a dedicated waste bin for cat shit, for one fucking cat.

 

[Iron Hamster]

but they were also real, and the guy stole thousands of dollars from him, but he had no money at the time
and phil lost tons of money but somehow didn't notice

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this nigga retarrrr

And the 'thousands in lawyer fees to get it straightened out'

The discussion that Phil had with the dents about going to see the Mario movie was fascinating. First of all, he completely made up a discussion he had with Kat (I refuse to believe that she had no idea what the movie is). Then he told the dents how difficult it is to go to the movies. He made it sound like he was about to tackle Mount Everest by going.

The conversation with Kat probably went like this.

Phil: I really want to see the Mario movie.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: I don't want to go on my own though.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: If we're both off then we can go together.

Kat: ..........

Once again, Phil has openly discussed how much of a hermit he has become.

I have no doubt the 'conversation' went like this:

Soo, I might have found why Dave said:
"April O'Neil is black, just mentioning it."

Dave smelled danger.

He said it because it annoys him.

Phil monetizing his dead parents would be the scummiest thing he's ever done, and this retard has already monetized his elderly, sick, dying parents, T Carter, and his ex-friends.

Given his laziness and retardation in thinking he needs to spend 7 hours making it, he probably has dropped ever making it again. It's just too much time to cook an entire pot of sauce droob.

I think that would be an instant Code Black on PoP's streams.

He will monetize their deaths and just wait and see how shitty he is when that cat dies.

 

[Agent Proper]

There's been so chirping on the bird app about Phil's bank leaks, I made a caw that I think sums it up nicely.

https://twitter.com/agent_proper/status/1633629016157736960?t=deVIVlcdik71AhBSNRBlnQ&s=19

 

[FraudFrog]

The discussion that Phil had with the dents about going to see the Mario movie was fascinating. First of all, he completely made up a discussion he had with Kat (I refuse to believe that she had no idea what the movie is). Then he told the dents how difficult it is to go to the movies. He made it sound like he was about to tackle Mount Everest by going.

The conversation with Kat probably went like this.

Phil: I really want to see the Mario movie.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: I don't want to go on my own though.

Kat: Oh right.

Phil: If we're both off then we can go together.

Kat: ..........

Once again, Phil has openly discussed how much of a hermit he has become.

Close, but I believe it went more like this.

Phil: I want to go see the Mario movie, but what if there are niggers there? I can’t stand them talking through the whole movie, with thier big luscious lips, and big ole dicks.

Khet: it’s fine hun, I’ll just ask Tyrone not to come.

Phil: huh?

Khet: I said we can catch a matinee.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Close, but I believe it went more like this.

Phil: I want to go see the Mario movie, but what if there are niggers there? I can’t stand them talking through the whole movie, with thier big luscious lips, and big ole dicks.

Khet: it’s fine hun, I’ll just ask Tyrone not to come.

Phil: huh?

Khet: I said we can catch a matinee.

Why was my first thought "we can catch a manatee"?

 

[hector85]

Close, but I believe it went more like this.

Phil: I want to go see the Mario movie, but what if there are niggers there? I can’t stand them talking through the whole movie, with thier big luscious lips, and big ole dicks.

Khet: it’s fine hun, I’ll just ask Tyrone not to come.

Phil: huh?

Khet: I said we can catch a matinee.

they'd have to go to a drive in, theaters cant seat his wife.

 

[Sup3r]

the only reason he's dropping it is because its a game pass game and he didn't have to spend $70 f scopely's money on that stupid shitty game. im Phil's age and i play "difficult" games all the time hell i even play retro games WITHOUT using save states, age is just another excuse for being exceptionally bad at vidya.

He's dropping it because he's not making the money he expected on it, he's only doing the whole "i'm too old" shit as an excuse to not admit it. He was almost immediately wanting to play Elden Ring again.

>oblivion again
I'm a bit biased, but if phil wasn't stupid, he would jump on fallout 76 again. The subscription plan gives players the ability to play the game on a private server. IIRC private and public servers can hold up to 25 players, so he could host a private world and invite a bunch of dents to play with him since he is all about interactive khantent.

There's also tons of people his age in the community, but he's too much of a bitch. His autism and paranoia has painted him into a corner.

inb4 thank you todd

He hates his "fans" almost as much as, if not more than, us. Between the genuinely mentally handicapped to the people who regularly reference detractor memes, interacting with his "community" would drive more insane than he already is.

If you recall, he did have to take classes when he filed bankruptcy.

In the one hand, he may not even have a tax guy and is just using turbo tax now, since he’s so smart and he’s taking financial literacy classes.

On the other hand, he’s fucking lazy, and would think paying a tax guy $300 to do his taxes is a steal.

Those lessons would've gone in one ear and out the other faster than Kaht goes through doordash.

phil doesn't realize, the big shots on youtube and the like to big risks when they make their content
by being in the public eye, their egos will take hits.
and if they want professional looking stuff, they pay money for it

phil wants the popularity, but doesn't want to pay for an editor, or creative to make good thumbnails
and the idea of being "big" while not being in 100% control of what other people say? oh jesus no.

tbh, if he didn't want to be big, it would be fine. I don't want to be popular too. but he wants money rolling in, people talking about him, singing his praises. with zero risk.

What he wants is the relevance he had in his early days, where he was handed opportunities on a silver platter. He wants to be given free press passes to major events, host panels at conventions and do all that for no effort or cost. So many of his problems could be fixed if he were to properly invest into his business, not just buying some new sparklely toy to dazzle derich with.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Phil wouldn't be in any of this mess if he only had credit

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil debunked that Derich us not a whale and thus detractors are telling EVERYTHING WRONG to Craig

Well, it turned out Derich is not a whale, but he has something close in his pants though

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Fucking amazing. It only took 24 hours and two "slow" streams since apologizing for essentially being a manipulative cunt for him to be back at guilt-tripping his viewers and holding games hostage over financial support already. The only difference is that he's avoiding the word "tips", and instead using the more general terms of "support" and "engagement", but everyone, including his unironic fans, know exactly what he means and why he's upset.

What an awful human being.


-EDIT- Here's some short clips, just for measure (courtesy of Poems_Future on Twitter)

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I don't know about you guys, but I for one CAN'T WAIT for all those CHILL, FUN and definitely NOT rage inducing diificult sessions of Street Fighter 6 in June.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

I don't know about you guys, but I for one CAN'T WAIT for all those CHILL, FUN and definitely NOT rage inducing diificult sessions of Street Fighter 6 in June.

He'll waste multiple full streams in that horseshit World Tour mode before he even thinks about touching the online for sure.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil debunked that Derich us not a whale and thus detractors are telling EVERYTHING WRONG to Craig

Well, it turned out Derich is not a whale, but he has something close in his pants though

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Also, is it confirmed that tractors sent the wrong information or Craig is just a fucking idiot who got things mixed up?
Because I can totally see him reading all the tweet replies and going;

"Ok, so Phil uses the tip money from his supporters to fuel his gacha addiction"
"Also, Phil treats his supporters like shit"
"One of Phil's supporters, Derich, is a generate that gets special treatment"
"Therefore... Derich is one of his whales"

 

[hector85]

Also, is it confirmed that tractors sent the wrong information or Craig is just a fucking idiot who got things mixed up?
Because I can totally see him reading all the tweet replies and going;

"Ok, so Phil uses the tip money from his supporters to fuel his gacha addiction"
"Also, Phil treats his supporters like shit"
"One of Phil's supporters, Derich, is a generate that gets special treatment"
"Therefore... Derich is one of his whales"

craig is getting info from all sorts of people very possible he got info from retards first and just went with that.

 

[Peko]

He'll waste multiple full streams in that horseshit World Tour mode before he even thinks about touching the online for sure.

And then no doubt complain that "People already figured out the broken online tactics dood!" straight in to the "I'd need to stream this game every day 10 hours straight to stay competitive online so I won't bother" true combo.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Close, but I believe it went more like this.

Phil: I want to go see the Mario movie, but what if there are niggers there? I can’t stand them talking through the whole movie, with thier big luscious lips, and big ole dicks.

Khet: it’s fine hun, I’ll just ask Tyrone not to come.

Phil: huh?

Khet: I said we can catch a matinee.

My take on it is something like this:
Dave: Hey Khet you know what's coming out on Friday?
Khet: I don't care I got work
Dave: It's the Super Mahrio movie and I'm thinking about going but it's kinda weird to go just by myself
Khet: I said I don't care did you finish your FUCKING stream?

 

[Brother Wind]

The potato horse thinks the old skit from SNL was a real movie and didn't know it wasn't the mario movie. Some how game horse saw the old SNL skit with Elon Musk but not the trailer or anything about the animated movie..

I don't know how to take this, part of me thinks they're both retarded, like legit retarded not in an insult way or she's dead and this is some weird Norman Bates crap, she's there only as a roommate leeching off dave for a place to play skyrim, she's there but only as a place to sleep and eat.

or all of the above?

oh and HUGE X to doubt on he saw Oz, his reaction was like the "bag of sand" scene in 40 year old virgin, while he'd enjoy the sex scenes (jail house butt rape) the baskeball americans would cause him to eat himself...though I dunno I think Adabesi and Schelnger would give him a gout boner...

I will maintain up and down that he uses her as a cover for his own retardation. Like, the way he talks about Kat, she would have to be in one of those group homes for retards. Like she is the kind of retard who can't figure out how to crouch jump. Or the kind of retard who doesn't know how eat cup noodles. Or the kind of retard who pours grease down a toilet. You know. Like somebody who keeps demonstrating a kind of idiocy on camera. Over like 15 years.

Kiwifarms is glitching gout for me so I can't tag the post. But someone said Phil referenced Piece of Peace's spreadsheet. And the idea that DSP uses PoP's tip tracker to assist him with taxes, while also throwing shade at him makes me howl with laughter.

Even better if it was his fucking tax guy.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Worlds most punchable face award goes to

 

[hector85]

Worlds most punchable face award goes to