Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
The way he handles the fork while jamming food in his maw, simultaneously talking with his mouth open is just vile to me. With such a great table side manner, Balldo man has incredible prospects for a content shift by becoming the leader of the deathfat mukbangers. Better bulk up future Fatkieta.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1678637681244-png.4760185/ - Hmmm a monogamous threesome with Sally, Our Wife, and the Troll under the Bridge?
That's Nick's wife on the right? Wow! No wonder so many were saying she didn't look real in that photoshoot pic.

Oh I do so hope she divorces him. When they go to court, I hope it gets recorded so we can see the judge's face when they see on one side a goblin caked in makeup with her new beta boyfriend, and on the other a man with bloodshot eyes who won't accept his rapidly receding hairline, whose enormous hooked nose is running a lot because he started doing cocaine to cope with his sudden financial downgrade and what his his new beta boyfriend is often doing to his anus.
 
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He doesn't even have a thread although someone suggested him for one last year.
Just from the digging I've done I would say absolutely no to a thread as it would probably be the closest he's come to relevance in years. The most interesting thing I found was how he went from looking kind of like Idubbz to kind of like PPP. The persistence is really the only indicator of potential. Even then he's such a failure he has to have another source of income to fatten up like that. It's less-funny when it's just a hobby he's not very good at. Maybe languishing in obscurity while sneeding in a cellar for a few years will help this calf mature into a lolcow.
 
Does the US legal profession not have rules about 'bringing the profession into disrepute'. I'm pretty sure that most UK professions have such a rule. You're expected to maintain the highest standards of public behaviour, and that would cover your posts on social media.

Reading through the Minnesota Rules of Professional Conduct that covers lawyers, I don't see any such explicit obligation. I would have thought publicly airing a video in which you repeatedly call a colleague a cunt would definitely constitute unprofessional behaviour, yet I can't find anything that appears to explicitly makes behaviour like this sanctionable.
They do. But IMO Nick is not anywhere near getting hit with that yet. They tend to give people substantial leeway in their conduct outside the activity of the profession, but less when the are acting within their professional role. Nick was acting as an attorney when made the comments about another attorney in the same case which is more problematic.
Beyond the just bringing the profession into disrepute, there are also rules that put certain language out of bounds for reasons of hate speech.
Attacking the ethics organization itself is a grey area and they could come down on him for that alone. His calling the OLPR "retards" and attacking them in public comments could be taken as bringing the profession into disrepute.

I think Nick will get a warning to stop doing it. And they will be as horrible to him through the whole process as they can be. They are also likely to keep the investigation open a very long time waiting for Nick to make a fatal mistake.
 
He's revolting looking enough but to see it chewing away like a rat while it lies is just disgusting. And why doe he keep making these stupid videos in his kitchen or whatever? It seems disrespectful. He can never be bothered doing anything in a serious or responsible way.

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Nick may not eat with his wife and kids too often so instead he eats with the camera. This is partially why I find the silence deafening in those videos (and the kitchen acoustics don't help). Nick is very alone, and not by accident.

If his audience has supplanted his actual family... well he could find himself in an embarrassing scenario like this (and with no "soulmate" to speak of):



How many friends does Nick have IRL? How close is his family? To be honest, I feel a little bad. When he has problems, it is him am Kayla, but that is no way yo live life.
According to Nick, a person only needs to listen to their spouse. If Nick wants to keep relational accountability to a minimum (and he does), he will have to do with fewer supports in life. It can be done if necessary, but only if Nick is a stable enough person to self-regulate. He clearly can't.
 
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Yeah. This was really bold. Attacking the OLPR directly and directly calling them retards in a public statement is something many people would think twice about doing. As well, his decision to make a public defense of his actions that I suspect is going to be very different from his response sent to the OLPR is probably a bad idea.

He has also trapped himself into an aggressive all-out first amendment defense of his actions to the OLPR. I mean whatever he might say after this, he explained his position here in an absolutely clear way. He can't contradict what he said here and he can't take back what he said here.

Nick the Angry Drunk is an interesting new look for him. I hope he keeps it up because it promises all sorts of great content in future..
I cannot believe this fucking sped did it again.
He recorded himself responding to Montys lolsuit and hamstrung his big expensive lawyer in the process, and now he's responded to the OLPR shit the same way.
Nick Rekieta "Lawyer" Ladies and Guntlemen.
Real fucking high iQ moves.
This is what I mean by how the alcohol is obviously starting to damage his ability to function.
The Balldo Lawyer from a year or two ago might think the same way he spoke here, but he still had enough restraint and common sense to know he does himself no favors by publically responding to open cases against himself in this manner.
There's literally no upside and a lot of potential downsides to this idiocy.
The alcohol and debauchery has dulled his wits to the point he's a fucking liability to his own interests.
Why spend 3 fucking grand an hour hiring Randazza just to put fucking shackles on him by acting like a sped?
 
Yeah. This was really bold. Attacking the OLPR directly and directly calling them retards in a public statement is something many people would think twice about doing. As well, his decision to make a public defense of his actions that I suspect is going to be very different from his response sent to the OLPR is probably a bad idea.

He has also trapped himself into an aggressive all-out first amendment defense of his actions to the OLPR. I mean whatever he might say after this, he explained his position here in an absolutely clear way. He can't contradict what he said here and he can't take back what he said here.

Nick the Angry Drunk is an interesting new look for him. I hope he keeps it up because it promises all sorts of great content in future..
Nick already walked through what his response to the complaint was. He went point by point going through every rule Schneider accused him of breaking and responding to it. Some of it was just straight up wrong.

For instance, Nick claimed that he could not be accused of breaking rules that apply to actions in the course of representing a client because he wasn't representing a client and was in fact pro se. I'm pretty sure that's wrong from the jump and that lawyers acting pro se still have to abide by ethics rules, but he didn't even realize that he was also representing Rekieta Law LLC, which is an entity separate from Nick Rekieta as a person and should not be allowed to represent itself. Hopefully he revised his response by the 4th time he tried emailing it in.

I think Nick will get a warning to stop doing it. And they will be as horrible to him through the whole process as they can be. They are also likely to keep the investigation open a very long time waiting for Nick to make a fatal mistake.
He went even harder on the OLPR when they opened an investigation into his actions in October. So much so that the rant seems to have escaped attention here - it was clipped by Elissa and posted on her channel, but it got age-gated so you have to be logged in to see it.

Funnily enough, Nick has not (to my knowledge) disclosed whether that investigation has been closed or not. In January he said that the OLPR was not telling him whether or not they'd closed the investigation or not, but it's been over two months since then and I haven't seen any updates.
 
So, in OTHER MATTERS - this Xoomer (me) has sort of (not well) figured out how to clip...

Rekieta's received some info on his content and will be revising???? (Wait, does Rumble actually know what they're doing?)

Oh, hey, Nick, I thought you had this all covered by "being you".

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Oh my... If these people seethed when I started logging the chat, and now people taking their public photos enrages them, I cannot wait to see their reaction to the next 2 projects I have in the pipeline... First should drop this week if all goes to plan. Just finalising some back-ups to make sure no data is lost and all information is correct. The second will take longer, but will make an even bigger splash in the LOCALS pond...

In regards to Nick's Sinatra 'My Way' attitude, he never struck me as the stoic 'Man in the arena' or 'Invictus' sort of man. He is too... whingy... I think that Nick has (and has admittedly) been very lucky in falling into a lot of things. I also think that he has also been forced into moulds of expectation for much of his life. If you look at what little we know about his family and t's dynamics based on his early days, he was a weird nerd that put on the guise of a respectable Protestant man. It seems that he really resented this, and now he is breaking free into a midlife crisis.

If I had to guess, he was very repressed as a child, and he kept the secret degenerate side hidden very well, and it is that aspect of his character that is coming to the fore. He has never been able to say 'FU' to the people he wanted to, and when he got the first taste of freedom, he exploded into petulance. He now finds himself alienated and in deeper than he ever thought, and he is mad. He shifts the blame from himself to others, however, because if they got out of his way (like they should have his whole life) everything would be fine.
 
They do. But IMO Nick is not anywhere near getting hit with that yet. They tend to give people substantial leeway in their conduct outside the activity of the profession, but less when the are acting within their professional role. Nick was acting as an attorney when made the comments about another attorney in the same case which is more problematic.
Beyond the just bringing the profession into disrepute, there are also rules that put certain language out of bounds for reasons of hate speech.
Attacking the ethics organization itself is a grey area and they could come down on him for that alone. His calling the OLPR "retards" and attacking them in public comments could be taken as bringing the profession into disrepute.

I think Nick will get a warning to stop doing it. And they will be as horrible to him through the whole process as they can be. They are also likely to keep the investigation open a very long time waiting for Nick to make a fatal mistake.

Good grief, somebody who actually knows about this stuff? Thanks for the helpful and informative answer.

I'm not going to make fun of all those spergs upthread lecturing me about the US wasn't the UK, the OPLR is the actual gubmint and as such is protected by the constitution from regulating Nick's freeze peach. I'm just going to assume they all went to nigger schools and didn't learn to read well.
 
In last photo here:


Is Kayla having a nip slip showing through the sheer fabric part of the dress? I assume there is some sort of under bust support & the nipples should sit under the crossed part of the solid straps, & they would do, on a smaller chested woman. She might be too large in the chest for this particular dress as it’s styled. Difficult to tell for sure by this photo. C48A0284-9513-4CF8-825E-459851ED1550.jpeg
 
So, he is chasing clout and trying to gather Rekieta alogs as an audience to fleece them for his pulp book? When he starts advertising his books in his Rekieta Retardation video, then you know the grift is real.
No he's been ranting about Rekieta before the balldo I recall. I think personally he was an early fan of Nick, or worse a Spectre like orbiter.
Got you covered.
Thank man. Love you but don't want Toxoplasmosis.
Yeah. This was really bold. Attacking the OLPR directly and directly calling them retards in a public statement is something many people would think twice about doing. As well, his decision to make a public defense of his actions that I suspect is going to be very different from his response sent to the OLPR is probably a bad idea.

He has also trapped himself into an aggressive all-out first amendment defense of his actions to the OLPR. I mean whatever he might say after this, he explained his position here in an absolutely clear way. He can't contradict what he said here and he can't take back what he said here.
I think that the 1st amendment is a legitimate and proper defense in this case provided that he was not acting as a lawyer. Not in the legal profession, but the big issue I see is his pro se motion to extend would open him up to an ethics complaint since he did represent his law firm and himself (remember, you cannot pro se represent a company without a bar license). The question is, does that protection come back after he has stopped filing pro se motions? Is he still considered to acting as an attorney? Cause if yes to the latter he's undoubtedly fucked from his recent videos.
Good grief, somebody who actually knows about this stuff? Thanks for the helpful and informative answer.

I'm not going to make fun of all those spergs upthread lecturing me about the US wasn't the UK, the OPLR is the actual gubmint and as such is protected by the constitution from regulating Nick's freeze peach. I'm just going to assume they all went to nigger schools and didn't learn to read well.
There's a difference between what you say in your professional capacity and your personal capacity in the US. Unfortunately some retards keep trying to blur that line. Sometimes that line is very blurred by the nature of that job so they don't say anything (Federal judges, teachers, clergymen, police, EMS, fire etc).

The real life equivalent would be going to Ukraine right now as an American and getting detained by the SBU for shit talking Ukraine like Coach Red Pill. Then when you end up in the interrogation room, instead of apologizing and asking to talk to your consulate you start screaming that Stalin didn't Holodomor hard enough so that glorious Putin and the Russians are going rape/murder the culture of Ukraine out of existence.
Could you still get released? Maybe, but you just made it so much less likely.
 
Now that Rumble has Crowder, and many other youtubers that are actually exhibiting some subscriber growth, the awkward conversations may have begun. I assume they're going to ramp up the conversations a lot in 6 months. Rumble likely has an inkling of how much of the annual crowd isn't renewing. They were all about giving their creators a lot of creative control, but now they have a failure on their hands.

You can see Rumble/Locals staff giving Nick Rekieta less attention in general. He used to have a fair amount of contact with the developers and his ideas sometimes got implemented. Now, not so much. He's been screaming for a "block" button in Locals chat forever.

I'm also guessing that Viva and Barnes may have been Nick's connection to Rumble (Barnes did some work for Rumble), and they may be regretting it at this point. They have now out-grown him on both Rumble and Youtube.
I don't know what Rumble was thinking. Maybe they got caught up in the social media discussion when Rekieta got banned and thought "we have to sign this guy!", maybe Barnes put in a good word.

But it looks like a disaster.

Rekieta looks like he still cares more about YT than Rumble. Rekieta semi-regularly brings up his YT sub count to whine. Just a couple days ago he whined about his sub count dropping and asked people on Rumble who use YT to go to his channel to check if they're subscribed. Uh, Nick, getting Rumble viewers to go to YouTube is the literal opposite of what Rumble is paying you to do.

He also either incorrectly described his contract or is just ignoring its terms. Nick claimed that he would be streaming only the first hour on YT under the deal and the rest will be Rumble exclusives. But if you go through the last couple night streams, you will find they go WAY over an hour on YT:
  • 1:58:13
  • 2:26:37
  • 1:37:18
  • 1:18:16
  • 2:09:54
  • 1:48:28
  • 2:01:37
I could go on..... But there's also the fact that, since Rekieta reads out the super chats from YT before shutting off the YT stream, it means that the "Rumble Rants" are second-class citizens in comparison even though he is getting paid by Rumble.
 
Some more interesting highlights from 'The Project'. These are from early November:

Please please do it! Do it a lot! And talk about it a lot! I’d love to see Federal Trafficking charges and perhaps RICO charges slapped on Nick and the entire Locals Harem.
 
I ran it through a simple pass of ffmpeg (ffmpeg -i 4752225-c5a2e9a76c5a0b354e0acf0f842c53d4.mov outpu.mov) and now its only ~7MB.
Also it stuttered a lot at the original file size while this streams smoothly. KF really doesn't have a fantastic cdn so it's best not to tax it too much.
Just a couple days ago he whined about his sub count dropping and asked people on Rumble who use YT to go to his channel to check if they're subscribed.
Good idea, thanks for reminding me to unsub my main and socks.
Some more interesting highlights from 'The Project'. These are from early November:
That sure looks like deliberately cultivating connections to acquire federally controlled substances, not just over the Internet but literally in public. Much genius. So legal acumen!
 
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