DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

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Personally from what I've seen of DSP he doesn't want or care about redemption despite the asking for it and pleading that he's done so, he wants to be Mr. 100k Day One Views again and he doesn't have any of the characteristics necessary to grow his audience again so he's hoping the more public appearances in front of other peoples' audiences he does, the more he can draw a bigger crowd. It's why he waffled on RTU, because Rich was throwing "support" and an audience his way for a small period of time and he was elated. The increased viewership sharply declined back to normal, no retention of new audience, so Rich was back to being a piece of shit who could go fuck himself for saying a bad word about DSP. He blatantly tried to dick ride MoistKritical for the same potential of new eyes.
 
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So everyone has already outlined why this will be a nothingburger, but a small glimmer of hope could be Adam. He was the co-host of Tim Pool's podcast and left on bad terms so he has the ability to smell bullshit and read between the lines. He won't be pignotized like Craig. Only question is will he do the smart thing and keep his mouth shut and drift past the vortex as he watches Craig slowly be pulled in.
 
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Brownshirt Freshman said:
So everyone has already outlined why this will be a nothingburger, but a small glimmer of hope could be Adam. He was the co-host of Tim Pool's podcast and left on bad terms so he has the ability to smell bullshit and read between the lines. He won't be pignotized like Craig. Only question is will he do the smart thing and keep his mouth shut and drift past the vortex as he watches Craig slowly be pulled in.
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he'll be balanced out by the presence of Travis, that retarded cuck with the zelda background who was white knighting for phil all while saying he has done 0 research on the guy. does adam at least have his socials linked in the show's description like the other staff or is his name not on the list like Travis?
 
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Skippy Shortbottom said:
Best case scenario is he will be like, shit, they were right, and I fucked up doing this gay, retarded interview. Becomes a detractor, memes Phil a lot, never invites Phil back on again and moves on with his life.
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I think this is actually the most likely outcome, minus Craig becoming a detractor which I dont think will happen because he'll probably just want to move on from dsp altogether.

The reality is phil is a very unlikable person. Objectively he is just not very likeable. There's superficial stuff like the way he looks and the way he talks and the burping and snorting and then there's his personality- the ego, the selfishness and jealousy, he just seems like a hateful and negative person all the time. No one would enjoy talking to and being around a person like this for very long.

There's close to a zero percent chance these guys on the podcast will come away from doing a show with phil and think it was a pleasant experience. At best phil will do the whole fake syde phil thing and lie directly to their faces the entire time and at worst, he'll act like his negative and toxic self.
 
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RunescapeSydePhil said:
This Craig interview gonna be 2023's biggest nothing burger. At frist I wanted to give Craig a chance since I know nothing about the guy. But after these past 2 weeks of asking detractors on Twitter for imput and questions. To then proceed to bash said detractors for being crazy/using anime PFP. Shit went south real fucking quick with the guy. But probably to me the worst thing Craig has done to simply lose all respect with me is constantly throwing out "I'm a journalist guys, I have a degree, I know what I'm doing" shit like that come off unprofessional in my mind when you've spent days on Twitter asking others to do your homework for you.
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Just goes to show, getting involved with DSP never ends well for any self-respecting content creator. Something about him is cursed and his pig plague aura will rub off anyone that would be retarded enough to try and get him in an interview. It's just impossible. Phil can't stick to a narrative for one minute to save his life. There is too much autistic lore that can't be covered in one interview alone. Normfags like Craig that aren't knee deep in DSPology can't trust Phil or the trolls because of how insane and dumb all this shit looks from the outside looking in. DSP on a surface level is known for being ass at games but beyond that is a rabbit hole. I think the only people who CAN properly interview Phil would be one of the detractors but Phil won't talk to them. So we will never get a real interview.
 
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Even if they have the most kids gloves shit ever, watching Phil have to handle a social situation with (relatively) normal people is going to be fucking wild.

When's the last time he's had a conversation with someone that wasn't his wife? Since the last time he played Apex with people?

There's no chance Phil doesn't come across as an absolute retard. Even if he does nothing but recites the begacy script imagine this Craig faggot sitting there awkwardly as Phil rants about his fourth place at evo 20 years ago.
 
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Funnily enough, this is how I predict this interview will go for Craig, minus the Will Smith slap
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myone said:
Man, craig is really milking this one. Should change the name of the podcast to drip-feed clout chasers. "Everyone, tune in next time when *maybe* I'm going to announce the date for the announcement of the DSP interview!"

Pitiful display.
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Part of me hopes DSP blows him off just to see this retard get upset his one shot at some relevancy is gone. He could always do what Phil did though and stroke it to that girl he streams with,
 
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Emanuel Desperados said:
More details about the Side Scrollers interview will be revealed tomorrow
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Someone sounds tired of The Vortex. I am waiting to see how this is all plays out. Will it be a one on one interview? Will it be pre-recorded? Will the Tim Pool guy be our last hope?
 
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wait, what was that. Khet is leaving for work so now he can get jasper, runs back to stream and "oh wait she came back". Sooo does she hate him so much she can't stand being in the same room as him? hmmmm...

Also he made a point to say that he decided to brush his teeth BEFORE he got in bed as opposed to brushing his teeth IN BED you know cause he only "slept half as much" due to "losing" an hour

EDIT - the realization that he's not some hot shit amazing talent that Stuttering Craig is going to stop everything and make his show about DSP and DSP is just a after thought used to try to get detractors to watch his shitty pod case and the cope that he's going through...amazing.
 
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Interview "confirmed" for Thursday, source Phil, including all the troll bashing of course.
"I play games today and tomorrow, I have Wednesday off, they have a big gaming day on Friday...I wonder what day it will be...hmm :dspstroke:"
 
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Phil bitching that it's Craig's fault for letting the cat out of the bag with the interview date.

Hey Phil, if you have nothing to hide, then why are you so concerned?

Also, Phil is so stressed about the "interrogation" that he'll need "a decompression stream" after it. Better pony up those fucking tips, you dents.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Also, Phil is so stressed about the "interrogation" that he'll need "a decompression stream" after it. Better pony up those fucking tips, you dents.
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I had a feeling he would do a react stream afterword. Hem and haw during the live interview without answering anything specific and then do all the lying on a react stream that he can't be challenged on.
 
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