Inactive Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

Uh-oh, Victoria is BIG MAD.

It's a legitimate question though. Chelsea doesn't give two fucks about this troll looking bitch, very rarely even responds though she's constantly crawling up Chelsea's ass in comments.

If you don't want anyone to comment unless they're kissing Chelsea's ass, maybe tell your "close friend" to stop posting her very obvious bullshit online. That's what a real friend would do.




I'd bet even Victoria's imaginary absorbed twin is cringing about this ridiculous outburst.
 
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Moby Dork said:
Uh-oh, Victoria is BIG MAD.

It's a legitimate question though. Chelsea doesn't give two fucks about this troll looking bitch, very rarely even responds though she's constantly crawling up Chelsea's ass in comments.

If you don't want anyone to comment unless they're kissing Chelsea's ass, maybe tell your "close friend" to stop posting her very obvious bullshit online. That's what a real friend would do.

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I'd bet even Victoria's imaginary absorbed twin is cringing about this ridiculous outburst.
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Seems like a very toxic one-sided relationship. Chelsea doesn't give a fuck about her and she's constantly talking up how great Chelsea is and how it's such an "honor" to be her whiteknight friend.

Also, could I have a link to the deep lore on her "absorbed twin?" Sounds funny
 
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Jewthulhu said:
Seems like a very toxic one-sided relationship. Chelsea doesn't give a fuck about her and she's constantly talking up how great Chelsea is and how it's such an "honor" to be her whiteknight friend.

Also, could I have a link to the deep lore on her "absorbed twin?" Sounds funny
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I found it in the Munchausens thread quite a while ago. It just stuck with me because it's so damn bizarre (and so clearly a lie).
 
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The rest is just laughable. Plus, she has crazy eyes.

Moby Dork said:
I'd bet even Victoria's imaginary absorbed twin is cringing about this ridiculous outburst.
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An absorbed twin would actually be easy to prove now. Even identical twins have different SNPs. All they'd have to do is take a number of samples of a number of tissues and run a whole genome sequencing on them. If she is chimeric, they will find two distinct sets of DNA that can't be explained as somatic mutation because the differences will be consistent between cells and between sampling locations. It wouldn't be that hard to do, but I'm betting she has 0 medical proof for her claim.
 
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large_farva said:
This is not actually an update but just Chelsea pining over lost attention. Bonus sick on her bib to really showcase that she's dying.
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That is the plumpest, most Rosey cheeked terminal case I've ever seen

I'm starting to wonder if this isn't just some sort of longform suicide attempt. Like she's going to pull the dying stunt for 6 months then down all her meds at once because she knows her family won't tell the public what she died of.
 
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Moby Dork said:
Uh-oh, Victoria is BIG MAD.

It's a legitimate question though. Chelsea doesn't give two fucks about this troll looking bitch, very rarely even responds though she's constantly crawling up Chelsea's ass in comments.

If you don't want anyone to comment unless they're kissing Chelsea's ass, maybe tell your "close friend" to stop posting her very obvious bullshit online. That's what a real friend would do.

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who is this strange little forest troll and why does she have so much fur on her forehead. why did she only shave a patch of it instead of her entire forehead. i don't keep up with the munchie thread because it's so long and i'm literally on hospice care and haven't drank water since january, so i don't have the energy to look through it :(
 
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Do you think that, deep down inside, her mum knows that Chelsea is full of shit? She is a nurse after all so you'd think she'd be able to see through that bullshit.

It's not a case of Munchausen by proxy, but her mum is clearly enabling if not outright encouraging Chelsea's behaviour it seems. It's just so weird.
 
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SSiegfried said:
Do you think that, deep down inside, her mum knows that Chelsea is full of shit? She is a nurse after all so you'd think she'd be able to see through that bullshit.

It's not a case of Munchausen by proxy, but her mum is clearly enabling if not outright encouraging Chelsea's behaviour it seems. It's just so weird.
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Denial is an incredibly powerful psychological force. For helping an organism survive a terrible situation, it's a good mechanism. Unfortunately, it can also be distorted for all sorts of degenerative outcomes, and that happens on a regular basis with humans.
 
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SSiegfried said:
Do you think that, deep down inside, her mum knows that Chelsea is full of shit? She is a nurse after all so you'd think she'd be able to see through that bullshit.
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i hope Chelsea has at least had the decency in this no eating/drinking LARP to stop making her mum clean up her piss/shit as that would be a surefire sign stuff was going in the other end. other than the obvious continuing to be alive, lack of weight loss.

there must be a huge amount of manipulation and/or abuse going on, i'd love a Paige's mum (from the Munchausens by internet thread) style tell all from her mum.
 
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Oracular Slug said:
According to the timeline she was approved for SSI on 2/27/20, which is basically disability benefits for poor people. It being SSI and not SSDI is interesting, if she had a work history it would be SSDI. If she’s under 28 that would only be a year and a half of work. Given her older sister is 36, it would be a maximum of around 3.5 years, but probably less. SSI generally comes with medicare which is almost universal healthcare. So the taxpayers are paying for it all.

And as a disabled/chronically ill american, I want to push her off a fucking cliff. Immediately after finding out how she managed to get SSI so young without possibly meeting any “blue book” criteria. The paperwork is a nightmare and I’m not dumb as a box of rocks.

Edit: she probably qualified because a diagnosis of stiff person syndrome is an automatic approval. Somehow.
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Super super late (and super sorry!), but SPS under SS rules falls under an compassionate allowance listing. There’s a bunch of listings the SSA deems more urgent, SPS included. People on ssdi still have to wait the 5 month mandatory waiting period. SSI never has to wait.
 
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I'm starting to think she has a fetish for other people seeing her shit.
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i am brand new to the farms and swore i wasn't going to make any comments until i know for sure how it all works, because i don't fuck up say the wrong thing...but this munchie has sent me off the rails, so here i am, posting and probably sounding like a dumbass. so sorry in advance 😂

i found the farms 6 days ago and i have been reading these posts/threads nonstop...this one though. holy shit. i've worked inpatient psych for 13+ years, and have seen some shit, but ol' girl here surpasses even my worst patients who pull this bullshit. it's absolutely fascinating.

and re: the statement that says thinks chel has some kind of fetish for other ppl seeing her shit--i have been thinking the same thing. or i guess any bodily excretion/discharge, i think i've seen her talking about mom cleaning up after her period 🤢 just fucking disturbing.
 
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