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Poondola II: the Heccening. Poondola watches a cartoon adaptation of Ayden and Gunther's totes gay and heccin manly relationship. (Props to @Hongourable Madisha for : DDood!)

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Dr. Funk said:
On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.
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Bad hygiene, testosterone sweats, and severely disordered vaginal flora trying to survive the atrophy. They smell slightly diseased because they have a deliberately induced hormone disorders.
 
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Houseplant said:
They smell slightly diseased because they have a deliberately induced hormone disorders.
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Exactly. Im sure poor hygiene etc etc is all true too, but even well-bathed men and women smell differently. Injecting synthetic testosterone will make a woman's skin more rough (like a man) and induce baldness (both male-pattern and diffuse). It'll make their sweat more musky and funky.
But what's the "female" version of what testosterone (abuse) does to your junk? Apparently it's what is known as "smelly puss."
 
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PBR Streetgang said:
Exactly. Im sure poor hygiene etc etc is all true too, but even well-bathed men and women smell differently. Injecting synthetic testosterone will make a woman's skin more rough (like a man) and induce baldness (both male-pattern and diffuse). It'll make their sweat more musky and funky.
But what's the "female" version of what testosterone (abuse) does to your junk? Apparently it's what is known as "smelly pussy."
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Since this is apparently a safe space for stank puss spergery:
The T causes vaginal dryness (and eventual atrophy*) and increases vaginal ph. This kills off the good acidophiles that produce nice antimicrobial lactic acid and peroxides (ie the stuff that keeps afab stinkditch at bay and also bleaches knicker gussets). Without the good bacteria, a bad microbiome full of amine producing anaerobes makes a tuna pooner.
Antibiotic treatment knocks out the whole bacterial ecosystem and leaves space for yeasts, so even if a pooner can get to the gynae without succumbing to misgendering, she's going to get a nasty rebound yeast infection. There are better treatments but they involve invalidating things like boric acid pessaries and yogurt popsicles and anyway Alice would steal them.

Other fun BV facts: Risk is exacerbated by semen and unprotected sex in general and re-infection can come from dirty dildos, dilators or girl-dick.
Also a raging case of BV is microbially similar to amhole juice.

*In elder pooners who haven't ben spayed this can lead to the whole junk going septic, so if your stinky pooner is more than 5 years on T get her to the vet ASAP before her boi-uterus ruptures.
 
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2525ABC said:
Since this is apparently a safe space for stank puss spergery:
The T causes vaginal dryness (and eventual atrophy*) and increases vaginal ph. This kills off the good acidophiles that produce nice antimicrobial lactic acid and peroxides (ie the stuff that keeps afab stinkditch at bay and also bleaches knicker gussets). Without the good bacteria, a bad microbiome full of amine producing anaerobes makes a tuna pooner.
Antibiotic treatment knocks out the whole bacterial ecosystem and leaves space for yeasts, so even if a pooner can get to the gynae without succumbing to misgendering, she's going to get a nasty rebound yeast infection. There are better treatments but they involve invalidating things like boric acid pessaries and yogurt popsicles and anyway Alice would steal them.

Other fun BV facts: Risk is exacerbated by semen and unprotected sex in general and re-infection can come from dirty dildos, dilators or girl-dick.
Also a raging case of BV is microbially similar to amhole juice.

*In elder pooners who haven't had their hysto this can lead to the whole junk going septic, so if your stinky pooner is more than 5 years on T get her to the vet ASAP before her boi-uterus ruptures.
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OK, this deserves a double reaction : Horrifying and Informative.
 
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Houseplant said:
Bad hygiene, testosterone sweats, and severely disordered vaginal flora trying to survive the atrophy. They smell slightly diseased because they have a deliberately induced hormone disorders.
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I remember the Final Fantasy 7 house story. One of the things that the guy said was that Jen didn't shower ever, she just put on expensive perfume on and always stank.

Iirc Jen trooned out too. She always larper as Hojo. A male character.
 
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TremendousBoredom said:
is....is that a dead body in Alice's special box? Did Alice finally 41% and their Pooner can't bear to discard the body?
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No Alices were harmed in the making of this drawing! Alice has just been on the hunt for the perfect uterus to validate her True and Honest Womanhood. Though now I have a hilarious mental image of a bereft Pooner refusing to leave its fallen Alice's side like a faithful dog remaining by its master's grave.
 
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Every once in a while I spy something that is an obvious reference to a real life Pooner like Elephant Dick and it cracks me up so badly.

Imagine seeing your heccin manly pooner-peener on one of these drawings, fuck.

At first I hated these things but now I came through trying to understand and analyze them and think they’re hilarious. If only they stopped at the drawings and didn’t become pooners themselves.

Also, which is heccin manlier? Full body phallo, or torso then limb phallo like the one above? Quantity over quality I guess. 🧐
 
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D-dood! It’s a heckin’ big day today!

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Put on the lucky nose ring and wearing a studly suit and everything! T4T love, very masc and valid! Wish a dood luck!
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I've seen so many door-knocker nose rings on women, and women who hate being women, at this point that I automatically assume anyone wearing one is female. Maybe MTF trannies should take advantage of this.
 
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