Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
Whatever he raises, its not going to be enough. It will only encourage the generation of more paper and more billable hours pursuing every sort of weird legal strategy and legal project in what should not be a very complicated case. The filings so far in the case have been (IMO) already excessive. This will make it even more absurd.
Bleed them Nick. Take every penny they've got.
 
Hey, there! I'm very pro-dick, dick. You okay there, buddy?
I said you were, grandma. Calm down before you get the vapors again!
Does anyone have a clip from the "worst day of my life" stream, or can you direct me to it, its been so long I want to go back and refresh my memory?
EDIT- Ninja'd, but also seconded.


Nicks problem (apart from his alcoholism) and the reason he fucked up the most golden opportunity of his life comes entirely down to his work ethic.
Balldo Man (he's not even Balldo Lawyer anymore, not really) is lazy plain and simple, he's a whiney, petulant child in the body of a 40 year old, porn sick, closeted homsexual man.
He had the shot at the big leagues and he blew it because it was just too much like actual work.
He's a lazy, coom obsessed faggot with a Broke Dick and I can't believe I ever used to respect him.
I agree he's lazy. I think people like him are that way because they've never felt how good it is to consistently earn what you get. Earned is always better than given, with very few exceptions.

Plus, sounds as if he has a parachute for everything in his life. Whether that's someone else bailing him out or his own self-deception/rationalization, it doesn't seem as if he's ever faced any significant consequences for not getting his shit together. He's going to soon learn, no matter what he thinks, that everything costs something and everyone pays.
 
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Is it a requirement in Locals to be a special kind of stupid before becoming a supporter? This Local readily admits that Nick has screwed them over while literally stuffing more money in his pocket. Absolutely speechless.

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I can imagine the groupchat message now
"Hey guys, I know I kinda shitted on the entire 'community' thing and have become a drunken sex-obssessed weirdo, but a melon-fucker is suing me and I've spent all my money on balldos, bowmore, and ballin cars so I have to set up a fundraiser. Care to help out?"
Yup, he's been retweeting a bunch of these so it looks coordinated.

Will Rekieta unleash the hounds on creators who don't promote the GiveSendGo?
What a fucking douchebag. I’m legit MATI. You got yourself into this situation you drunk cuck you can get yourself out. I knew lawyers were scummy but holy shit.

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Once you go into the gay piggy bank personal army, you're beyond help. Jesus Christ Nick, how pathetic.
Nick is speed running Ethan Kliens life but with way less success.
“You were supposed to destroy Keffals, not become him!”
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The irony. Lucas is in rehab, while this faggot is milking socially repugnant retards for his lolsuit.
 
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Here's Nick talking about his GiveSendGo - https://youtu.be/Z6sXpxTOIy8
He starts off talking about how he hates asking for things for himself proceeds to tell everyone how he hired a super expensive lawyer for a “bullshit” lawsuit and then proceeds to say he isn’t poor and the community has been very generous to him. Uhhh bro you’re a fucking lawyer you could have done all this for free. Oh wait that would require him to not be a fucking retard. Yes I’m still MATI
 
Driving it off the lot tanks the value, but he could easily get the $50k he “needs” if he sold it.
He’s at a little over $3k on his give send go as of now
Mustangs keep their value pretty damn well. When I traded mine in I got way more than I thought I was going to get for it.


Also multi-millionaire with a house so big that my house and garage could fit into with room to spare plus 2 $100k+ vehicles is e-begging for money because he got a stupidly expensive lawyer for what should be a case so easy to win that someone fresh out of law school would do it for a 24 pack of bud light.
 
A better version of the grift.
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Hey guys, this is Nick. I run a pretend law firm in Central Minnesota and a lifestyle channel where I can talk about myself to a bunch of wine moms.

If you're here, you probably know that I went on stream several months ago and literally begged a nobody named Montagraph to sue me. And wouldn't you know it, he did. Really surprised me. I didn't really understand at the time that lawsuits cost money. My plan to defend myself in the case didn't work out. Now thinking about it after, I've decided that you should pay all my bills for the case.

Since Metokur is now dead, I'm going to hijack his name to raise money for myself. Lets pretend that Metokur loved me and was my best friend. He would have wanted you to give me all your money. Do it for Jim.

I was also briefly banned from Youtube. So you should give me money because of that.

Even though Monty's case was a bad one and probably could have been effectively taken care of by an number of attorneys, I decided to hire the most expensive defamation attorney I could find. In the past I attacked Marc Randazza on a number of occasions, but he was willing to take a whole lot of my money to make that better.

Also remember, how I "helped out" people like Ty Beard during my time broadcasting. Together we raised a ton of money to help Ty Beard get on the job training as a defamation attorney. I really didn't know who Ty Beard was at the time but I'm glad we and Vic Mignogna were able to give this Ty Beard person so much well-deserved help.

I don't really need your money, but give it to me anyway. Give me all of it. Give until it hurts. If you don't give me money, you hate my children. And if you don't have money, try to convince anyone you know with money to give it to me.

Together we can make Marc Randazza slightly richer than he already is. We can also together spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove that a weirdo like Monty is indeed a weirdo.
 
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A better version of the grift.
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Hey guys, this is Nick. I run a pretend law firm in Central Minnesota and a lifestyle channel where I can talk about myself to a bunch of wine moms.

If you're here, you probably know that went on stream several months ago and literally begged a nobody named Montagraph to sue me. And wouldn't you know it, he did. Really surprised me. I didn't really understand at the time that lawsuits cost money. My plan to defend myself in the case didn't work out. Now thinking about it after, I've decided that you should pay all my bills for the case.

Since Metokur is now dead, I'm going to hijack his name to raise money for myself. Lets pretend that Metokur loved me and was my best friend. He would have wanted you to give me all your money. Do it for Jim.

I was also briefly banned from Youtube. So you should give me money because of that.

Even though Monty's case was a bad one and probably could have been effectively taken care of by an number of attorneys, I decided to hire the most expensive defamation attorney I could find. In the past I attacked Marc Randazza on a number of occasions, but he was willing to take a whole lot of my money to make that better.

Also remember, how I "helped out" people like Ty Beard during my time broadcasting. Together we raised a ton of money to help Ty Beard get on the job training as a defamation attorney. I really didn't know who Ty Beard was at the time but I'm glad we and Vic Mignogna were able to give this Ty Beard person so much well-deserved help.

I don't really need your money, but give it to me anyway. Give me all of it. Give until it hurts. If you don't give me money, you hate my children. And if you don't have money, try to convince anyone you know with money to give it to me.

Together we can make Marc Randazza slightly richer than he already is. We can also together spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to prove that a weirdo like Monty is indeed a weirdo.

Nick invoking Metokur is fucking shameless and disgusting. Press S to spit.
It’s Over
 
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He starts off talking about how he hates asking for things for himself proceeds to tell everyone how he hired a super expensive lawyer for a “bullshit” lawsuit and then proceeds to say he isn’t poor and the community has been very generous to him. Uhhh bro you’re a fucking lawyer you could have done all this for free. Oh wait that would require him to not be a fucking retard. Yes I’m still MATI
You almost overlooked the coup de maitre. Nick Explains that should he be awarded damages, it will be way to cumbersome to try and refund those that donated. So if his costs are defrayed through the GSG he’ll use any proceeds to put back into live events…. (Wait didn’t people pay an entry fee to cover the costs in Vegas? 🤔).
 
You almost overlooked the coup de maitre. Nick Explains that should he be awarded damages, it will be way to cumbersome to try and refund those that donated. So if his costs are defrayed through the GSG he’ll use any proceeds to put back into live events…. (Wait didn’t people pay an entry fee to cover the costs in Vegas? 🤔).
That’s what I get for not watching the whole clip because I can’t stand to listen to him anymore. He’s only raised $200 in the last hour and he’s currently streaming

Or do you feel nick needs to make an only fans were he puts thing in his butt?
If he butt chugged natty light for his only fans I might give him a couple dollars
 
Question to all the haters?

If nick sold the mustange repented and asked for help would that be enough for you?

Or do you feel nick needs to make a only fans were he puts thing in his butt?
I don't think he owes me anything, it's that I find fault with the rejection of any objective moral standard. And Nick's not special, because I feel that way about anyone making a spectacle of their errors, then compounding them by drunken ranting.
 
The only shows that he appears to legitimately enjoy anymore are the limp dick panels with Camelot and friends on Friday.
Basically Nick is a complete faggot because nobody cares about his limp-dick sex "life" or his Balldos or other absolutely inconsequential shit. Nobody cares about that shit, Nick, you limp-dick idiot whose dick is so limp you have to use a Balldo!
 
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