Artcow Matthew Davis The Movie Lover / Cartmanfan921 - Cartoon Sperg, "Animator", Professional DVD Destroyer

[MathPuppy]

Those arms are usually had on bodybuilders. Those are pure fat, though. That dude has probably never had any physical activity in years.

And noticing from day to day. He's wearing the same shirt as the day before.

Hygiene, much?

What a sadness. The shed on fire video is a modern day YouTube masterpiece. I ripped it, tell me if it's worth posting somewhere.

 

[Without A Gout]

Why is he fatter video after video? I'm literally scared.

Its an easy formula.

- Probably has a piss poor diet
- Extremely sedentary lifestyle (physical education is most likely not part of his homeschooling regimen)
- No interest or pressure to maintain or develop any sort of physically desirable appearance

The dude is pretty much pure fat. Probably alarmingly so, if he doesnt change this immediately.

 

[Without A Gout]

Time for some more drama courtesy of the Movie Lover:

CliffsNotes

- Matthew is in Skype convo and chimps out over "constructive criticism"
- Matthew yelled and insulted his mother in live conversation during the chat
- Matthew chucked a remote control at his sister
- Matthew reveals that he and his dad do not get along at all, constantly arguing with each other
- Matthew reveals that he was sent to a hospital for four days after an "argument" with his father
- Matthew is sad because nobody wants to be his friend anymore (so ronery)
- Matthew has "had a horrible week for the last couple of weeks"

I'd hope somebody actually recorded this chat. It seems like it would be hilarious to see him chimp out at people telling him "stop acting like a retard on camera".



EDIT: And here's another cringe compliation for your viewing "pleasure":

 

[Somar]

Slight :powerlevel: but everytime I see a notification for this thread I think to my self "Oh god what has he done now?"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Time for some more drama courtesy of the Movie Lover:

CliffsNotes

- Matthew is in Skype convo and chimps out over "constructive criticism"
- Matthew yelled and insulted his mother in live conversation during the chat
- Matthew chucked a remote control at his sister
- Matthew reveals that he and his dad do not get along at all, constantly arguing with each other
- Matthew reveals that he was sent to a hospital for four days after an "argument" with his father
- Matthew is sad because nobody wants to be his friend anymore (so ronery)
- Matthew has "had a horrible week for the last couple of weeks"

I'd hope somebody actually recorded this chat. It seems like it would be hilarious to see him chimp out at people telling him "stop acting like a exceptional individual on camera".



EDIT: And here's another cringe compliation for your viewing "pleasure":

Well, that answers the whole "Whatever happened to Matthew's dad" question. With every video I see featuring his sister, I hope she can someday escape Casa de Davis and live a normal life away from him.

 

[JP 307]

Is anybody else reminded of Superbad-era Jonah Hill when they look at this kid? Dude could easily pass as Hill's fatter autistic little brother, he has the jewfro down pat.

 

[Cfffyoutube]

Matthew just told everyone on the internet his home address. Next time, he will post his mom's credit card.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he does that. I can totally imagine him saying "Hey guys look this is how I buy DVDS! Using my mom's credit card. She's very nice to me and let's me use it whenever I want. Look here it is! You see? It looks really cool, doesn't it?"

 

[MalWart]

Matthew just told everyone on the internet his home address. Next time, he will post his mom's credit card.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he does that. I can totally imagine him saying "Hey guys look this is how I buy DVDS! Using my mom's credit card. She's very nice to me and let's me use it whenever I want. Look here it is! You see? It looks really cool, doesn't it?"

I smell a "THAT IS MY HOUSE"-style video in the near future...

 

[Somar]

Matthew just told everyone on the internet his home address. Next time, he will post his mom's credit card.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he does that. I can totally imagine him saying "Hey guys look this is how I buy DVDS! Using my mom's credit card. She's very nice to me and let's me use it whenever I want. Look here it is! You see? It looks really cool, doesn't it?"

It'd be hilarious If Matthew made a fan mail video and all of it was nothing but Johnny Test merchandise

 

[Without A Gout]

Matthew just told everyone on the internet his home address. Next time, he will post his mom's credit card.

He doxed himself without any pressure or interference? Dear god, this is unbelievable. The sheer density of it all. Enjoy all of those dragon dildos you're about to get, man.

And, pretty much, here is even more powerleveling from Matthew, pretty much.

- He was a part of the "school safety patrol", which meant he was constantly given shit by classmates and wedgies.
- He blames the teachers for his failing grades in school, because his mother said he was getting the "right" answers. He calls his teachers a bunch of assholes for failing him
- Kids, unsurprisingly, bullied him for his weight and his autism.
- His mother quit her job so he could be at home more often.
- He discovers YouTube, and claims he got a lot of friends from it. He thought he was hot shit because of it.
- Last day of school, he apparently spilled some soda on the floor and the teachers were apparently being "mean" and telling him to clean it up. His mother got a teacher fired because of this apparently. He is homeschooled because of this.
- They had to move out of their house because his mother quit her job and couldn't pay the bills. They now live with their dad.
- He would constantly have arguments with his dad. Apparently he wants to move out of the house. Good luck with that.
- He says he's had a "tough" life, because of his angry dad.
- YouTube popularity sperging.



This is too easy.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

[Redacted]

 

[Cfffyoutube]

Dear God he's even fatter in that video than before! Does he eat McDonalds every minute? Does his mother really not care at all about her son's health?

This is pretty much the main problem with this kid. He's very spoiled. Just because he has autism, his mother gives him whatever the fuck he wants. McDonalds, Homeschool, firing a teacher, money to buy DVDS and Blu-rays, etc. Just because your son has autism doesn't mean he can get whatever the fuck he wants. Homeschool was a terrible idea, just look at how fucking stupid your son is now, he just gave out your home address to everyone on the internet.

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

This guy is at the same age as me which makes me very embarrassed.

I feel you, dude.

 

[Kabobs]

He took down the video. Unfortunately for him, once his info is on the internet, it stays on the internet.

 

[Without A Gout]

Dear God he's even fatter in that video than before! Does he eat McDonalds every minute? Does his mother really not care at all about her son's health?

I liken him to that scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where Violet Beauregard eats the three-course chewing gum.

All we're missing is the purple hue and we've got a perfect match.

EDIT: Da update! Not one, but TWO apology videos. The backpedaling is real.

Gotta love the fact that he's more upset about the fact that he lost ten subscribers and got mocked on YouTube instead of the fact that he willingly put his personal safety in jeopardy.

And no, no one is going to kill you, Matt. Just send you pizza and dragon dildoes.

And here's what his mother has to say:

TL;DR: It's okay that you gave our home address to strangers on the internet, let's get you a PO Box! Fucking gag.

 

[MalWart]

And here's what his mother has to say:

TL;DR: It's okay that you gave our home address to strangers on the internet, let's get you a PO Box! Fucking gag.

I'm surprised she didn't end that post with the words "God's not dead."

 

[Overcast]

Part of me hopes he grows out of this. As he is only 15.

The odds are stacked against him though. With the coddling from his mom, his poor attitude, lack of hygiene, excessive sperginess, ect. Kid's on a fast route to lolcowdom.

 

[Without A Gout]

Make that three times he's apologized about doxing himself. And he's still salty about losing subscribers. His life is ruined because he keeps losing friends and subscribers on YouTube. Like really? Just fucking stop talking about it. Stop. Now.

Matthew is also about to crash into slumber because of this dilemma. I would play you a song on the world's smallest violin, but it broke due to the sheer density of his comments.

 

[Somar]

He also made this video saying he was going to leave Youtube again, he then deleted it after changing his mind again, but someone reuploaded it

 

[Ntwadumela]

The title and poorly photoshopped picture alone should give you the implication that you are going to be entering a lair irradiated with weapons-grade autism, but I personally don't think they do enough justice. Matthew Davis (like any great savior of the internet, he already gave away his powerword) is a 15/16-year-old sperg who has an insatiable hate boner for animated media he deems to be "unworthy" of being released for public consumption.

Now before you say this is another boring cow like MrEnter, he's prone to spergouts. Take a look at some of these "epic" rants he has done over the likes of Johnny Test and Teen Titans Go!:

If you could not survive the spergfest (seriously? 30 minutes of ranting on TTG?), I don't blame you. It's absolutely cringeworthy shit worthy of mockery. But that's not all Matthew Davis has to offer:

Matthew is also a really, really shitty original artist with his very own self-insert and other OC's. He even has his very own "series" called Animated Apocalypse.

Oh, snap! SpongeBob and Sandy Cheeks are gonna make out in shit animation and as an excuse for cheap fanservice? The series is obviously so good that he did an unboxing video of his self-made DVD of the show on another channel. The sheer edge of this guy is crazy! Here is some truly great animations from the next Kricfalusi:

That last one especially is pretty ironic. It's almost as if he's had this sort of conversation with a girl before (I mean, with his style of dress and "physique", who could truly resist such a casanova). But if you are still unimpressed with Mr. Davis. If you firmly believe he is just a run-of-the-mill sperg unworthy of your time, here is the final piece to the puzzle: Destruction to inanimate objects:

Oh man, shooting up a title screen with a downloadable PC program? Bashing pieces of paper, DVD's and VHS tapes with a baseball bat?! Goddamn look at the paper-cutting edginess of this guy. Obviously very healthy and productive to be hating so fervently on Johnny Test. But it's not only Johnny Test:

His newest target is a forgettable straight-to-DVD movie called Norm of the North. So much so that he even made a hate club on the movie on Google+

I think the guy commenting speaks for us all. Also here's some more powerleveling by our friend Matthew on a gofundme page for Autism summer camps.



To soak it all in, here is 35 straight minutes of Matthew Davis-generated cringe.

SOURCES:

Main YouTube Channel
Facebook Page
Separate gaming channel (Mostly more cartoon sperging)
Matthew Davis Fan Club (lol)
Fanclub hating on generic animated DVD
Amazon Wishlist (in which he doxes his own mother)

Well, he's already like his dear Cartman.
Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ.