Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kopasea]

This is funny to me


Apparently there are enough detractors out there that his lawtube friends have to prevent them from commenting.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I wanted to do a quick comparison of his current YT viewership/interaction to 9 months ago. To account for late viewers I picked one two months ago. To counter my biases as much as possible I also made sure it was one with multiple guests which would presumably bring in a portion of their audiences as well. The results are still very sad.

Spoiler: How It Started

Spoiler: How It's Going

"But what about Rumble, racist twin of David Spade? Surely if you show us those numbers they would add together to show a meteoric rise!"

Well, there's some evidence that Rumble inflates their numbers. Some have been pointed out here already, but you can also compare the view/comment ratio especially on larger and more promoted creators. There's also going to be crossover from people who view on YouTube until the cutoff and then switch over to complete it. This is what I did in the brief period I still watched Nick after the Rumble transition because the Rumble TV app sucked. But those are surely just excuses, so lets see the numbers.

Spoiler: Total = 157k / 247

How embarrassing.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Time to press for that Balldo sponsorship, Nick

He's already been sponsored by Balldo at least once late last year

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I swear the balldo stupidity is an attempt at a joke gone wrong, but lolcows can never admit it.

"im not balldowned! im not balldowned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

That's what I thought the first time it showed up since it was just another "Nick makes ironic jokes about degeneracy" moment. But the joke kept going on and on and on. Like on that one balldo stream, even a degen like Drexel was like WTF by Nick's sudden obsession.

Pretty amusing that Nick's downfall is so perfectly illustrated by a retarded sex toy that you'd think was a South Park joke. "Ooooh Stan, is it true your Dad uses a balldo?"

 

[Faticati]

At this point I'm more likely to donate to Montagraph than Rekieta's.

Someone should start a montagraph go fund me

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Real talk, do not root for Montagraph. The things Nick actually said are probably true and possibly worse things as well. Nick is a lot of things, but as far as I know he hasn't done, and bragged about doing, a sado-sexual vid of an underage girl crying in a pigs mask that has since been scrubbed from the internet other than a couple of screenshots. Just saying.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Real talk, do not root for Montagraph. The things Nick actually said are probably true and possibly worse things as well. Nick is a lot of things, but as far as I know he hasn't done, and bragged about doing, a sado-sexual vid of an underage girl crying in a pigs mask that has since been scrubbed from the internet other than a couple of screenshots. Just saying.

They're both faggots and so are you.

 

[cypher3057]

This is funny to me

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Apparently there are enough detractors out there that his lawtube friends have to prevent them from commenting.

That is also the second attempt for that tweet. He first made it with comments on, deleted it, then did this. Luckily, one follower wanted to voice their displeasure and was still able to comment.

 

[Faticati]

"Internet bloodsports is gay"

That's real fucking rich coming from Rackets of all people. Dude has been going on stream and flinging shit since he started and there are a billion examples of it. Hours and hours of shitting on Russell Greer, PPP and Masterson, the multiple tirades calling Ethan Ralph every name in the book. Guess its all just gay now. Okay, sure.

None of this is "Internet Bloodsports" by the way. IBS is where two retards go on a stream and scream at each other. This is just pointing and laughing at a man making an ass of himself, and as the ass (in more ways than one) Rackets is already participating. Fucking moron.

Nick never said he was straight

 

[sum ting wong]

Real talk, do not root for Montagraph. The things Nick actually said are probably true and possibly worse things as well. Nick is a lot of things, but as far as I know he hasn't done, and bragged about doing, a sado-sexual vid of an underage girl crying in a pigs mask that has since been scrubbed from the internet other than a couple of screenshots. Just saying.

Poor girl, where was Drex when you need him

 

[6MillionCoofs]

This is funny to me

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Apparently there are enough detractors out there that his lawtube friends have to prevent them from commenting.

Maybe he always had that on?

Maybe he was always a cuck?

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble was super messed up last night so it's not a good datapoint. Only thing i found interesting was the lack of any gsg links in the chat.

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Total Rumbles: $ 112
Rumble Count: 23 ( 15 unique )
Peak Viewers: 6549
Chat Messages: 6598 ( 663 unique users )
StreamID: 138967080
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As a plus my horrific error handling code managed to work.

 

[Chibitzen]

Added some shake, but it's tough to bring energy into the picture this is based off of.
Also colored the shirt to match his logo so it isn't so flat.

The eyes already have enough going on, so I added a bit more smug to the mouth (to give off the "I don't think I'm smarter than you, I know I am" feel).

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Between the two, I'd say the newer one is more "punchable", and with that, I'm satisfied.

This was fun, and thanks for your feedback.

My contribution (Inspired from yours <3)

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

That is also the second attempt for that tweet. He first made it with comments on, deleted it, then did this. Luckily, one follower wanted to voice their displeasure and was still able to comment.
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Isn't that the account that would tweet Rekieta's links after he got banned on Twitter? If so that's a hilarious person to have turn on him and his thin skinned friends

 

[cypher3057]

Isn't that the account that would tweet Rekieta's links after he got banned on Twitter? If so that's a hilarious person to have turn on him and his thin skinned friends

Yes it is. She even went on stream with him after he was unbanned from YouTube if I remember right.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Yes it is. She even went on stream with him after he was unbanned from YouTube if I remember right.

She probably won't be getting another invite If so lol

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

 

[Swole McPole]

Real talk, do not root for Montagraph. The things Nick actually said are probably true and possibly worse things as well. Nick is a lot of things, but as far as I know he hasn't done, and bragged about doing, a sado-sexual vid of an underage girl crying in a pigs mask that has since been scrubbed from the internet other than a couple of screenshots. Just saying.

I've watched the video. Monty insists the actress in the pigs mask wasn't under age. From watching it, I couldn't tell one way or the other -- but if she was, it's hard to imagine it would still be online. Look at how easily Eliza Blue was able to get stuff that she was PAID by a reputable company to do as a consenting adult taken down.

In the absence of any hard evidence that the girl in the video is under age, I'm guessing the claim is bullshit. Genuine paedos usually know better than to voluntarily and openly put incriminating evidence of their crimes online.

I'm sure things like this video will have an impact on the quantum of damages that the jury awards to Monty when they finds Nick guilty of defaming him -- and that's as it should be. Good reputation -> big damages. Crap reputation -> smaller damages. And there's no need to root for Monty to drain Nick's bank account -- because that's a decision that Nick made for himself. If I had to vote which of the two is stupider though, I'm picking Nick, all day every day.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Rumble was super messed up last night so it's not a good datapoint. Only thing i found interesting was the lack of any gsg links in the chat.

As a plus my horrific error handling code managed to work.

Yeah, the growth on the GSG is pretty slow. Seems like it might cap out at around $15K.

There was one very thoughtful comment (can't recall which platform) last night that mentioned a better strategy - in addition to the GSG - would be to do an online auction. Like $500 private dinners with him in Philly/Nashville/Houston, autographed Warhammer book, the opportunity to go on stream with him, autographed pope hat, whatever - he's got a ton of random crap that his fandom is into. It was a good point. He could easily make another $10K that way.

Same commenter said they were disappointed in his GSG write-up and told him it should be more "principled" - Nick (kind of) acknowledged that point. But, alas, it's generally pretty low effort with Rackets. I'm sure nothing will change.

Edit: A word

 

[Maude Snew]

Poor girl, where was Drex when you need him

He sadly couldn't be there this time as his feet were lost in a tragic ass related incident.

Edit to not double post:

Seems a little booty bothered that people seem to remember what he promises. Just came up here as well, must be a coincidence, surely. 24 hour stream when?

More edit: beaten. Couldn't out-see the waifu. Curse my hubris.