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[Sicko Hunter]

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT INDOCTRINATE YOUR KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT INDOCTRINATE YOUR KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
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Without fail, the redditors who believe that homeschooling your kids will make them book-dunb and socially retarded are invariably the same ones who admit they haven't read a book in years, can't manage a relationship, and share "science articles" with a sample size of 20 as long as it supports their confirmation bias. But avoiding public schools (where you have an 85% chance of dying in a school shooting, apparently) will set your kid up for ruin!!!

And this is a qualified teacher, no less. I'll be honest, 2 out of every 3 education major I've met is a fucking idiot, but isn't a common millennial gripe that public schools suck because classrooms are too crowded and teachers can't teach to each kid's strength? What can be better than fully personalized teaching?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Without fail, the redditors who believe that homeschooling your kids will make them book-dunb and socially retarded are invariably the same ones who admit they haven't read a book in years, can't manage a relationship, and share "science articles" with a sample size of 20 as long as it supports their confirmation bias. But avoiding public schools (where you have an 85% chance of dying in a school shooting, apparently) will set your kid up for ruin!!!

Every homeschooled child I knew growing up was significantly smarter than the public school kids I knew. There have also been studies done showing they score higher in standardized testing. The only real issues are becoming socially stunted from not interacting with people your age or if you have super hardcore fundamentalist Christian parents who teach you shit like Dinosaurs not being real.

 

[Xenomorph]

Y'know what I hate about Plebbit? The fucking faggy, unfunny puns these autists come up with thinking they are so "le funnay". Just derails the thread while they all jerk one another off with more unfunnier puns. Holy shit is that second-hand embarrassing.

 

[lol lmao]

Y'know what I hate about Plebbit? The fucking faggy, unfunny puns these autists come up with thinking they are so "le funnay". Just derails the thread while they all jerk one another off with more unfunnier puns. Holy shit is that second-hand embarrassing.

It's particularly annoying and pure secondhand embarrassment fuel to scroll through unless you hide them. The NPC meme is 100% real when applied to redditors. They cannot help themselves but join in to "say the funny" to get their sweet sweet Internet points.

Seriously this adds nothing of value to the discussion, which is pure irony because I think the reason why downvotes exists is to vote down on posts that don't contribute to shit.

Oh wait my bad it's just worded so vaguely that a redditor can infer any posts they like contribute and posts they dislike do not. Christ almighty, reddit going down for a few hours the other day was nice. If only it stayed offline.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Just move you fucking lunatic, make it somebody else’s problem. This guy is coming up with Home Alone style schemes to get rid of homeless scum by putting Lego in front of his windows. There’s drug use, needles, human shit and piss, breaking and entering and theft all on his doorstep and this mongoloid still thinks he can fix them.

Nah, encourage the progressives and their liberal enablers to stay in their respective hellholes. Because it always ends with feelgood-stories like this:

Oakland Baker and Activist Jen Angel Dies After Being Injured During a Violent Robbery

Jen Angel, a local activist and the owner and baker of Angel Cakes, believed in a world that was safer and fairer for all

sf.eater.com

Besides, these commie assholes fleeing the very cities they fucked up just makes it so they do the same to wherever they move in, ala Houston and Austin.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Every homeschooled child I knew growing up was significantly smarter than the public school kids I knew. There have also been studies done showing they score higher in standardized testing. The only real issues are becoming socially stunted from not interacting with people your age or if you have super hardcore fundamentalist Christian parents who teach you shit like Dinosaurs not being real.

Also do you really want to socially function with redditors in real life? I'd say that might be a case of autism being an actual plus.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Legitimately there is no shame in living with your parents. That mentality that you're a loser if you still live with your folks in your early 20s is bullshit and rightfully dying out because, newflash, the country has gone to shit in terms of trying to establish yourself as a functional adult. I say as long as you're working or going to school, no one should say a word about it.

As long as you did a useful degree.

 

[Space Police]

There's a Reddit bot called u/BeBodyPositive that responds to every comment with words like "fat", "chunky", "overweight", "BMI", "obese", and "bulky" with a paragraph-length spiel about how those words are "fatphobic" and "hurtful" to fat people.

The Redditors hate this bot, which makes it even funnier:

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Would you buy that house?

No, sirry. I'm not a chinaman.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Reddit father of the year right here

 

[Bad as Can]

Found this furfag redditor the other day. The stuff on his vest is a horror show.



https://www.reddit.com/user/MichAFaine/

 

[Throng of Titans]

Found this furfag redditor the other day. The stuff on his vest is a horror show.

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https://www.reddit.com/user/MichAFaine/

Motherfucker looks like a gayer, fatter version of PC Principal.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Found this furfag redditor the other day. The stuff on his vest is a horror show.

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https://www.reddit.com/user/MichAFaine/

If I was in the electronics department and this was the only guy around with a key, I would just order the game online.

 

[Bad as Can]

If I was in the electronics department and this was the only guy around with a key, I would just order the game online.

I'm sure he has the key to the locked up Frontline flea stuff in the pets department.

 

[JustStopDude]

Reddit father of the year right here
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Needs to be cross posted to /r/banvideogames

 

[AnOminous]

"Mom, I can't afford rent because I'm a full-time reddit moderator"
Get the fuck out

If you ever have a child who is a reddit moderator you need to kill them to restore the family honor.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Needs to be cross posted to /r/banvideogames

/r/StopGaming too may get a kick out of that as well.

 

[Gondolindrim]

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT INDOCTRINATE YOUR KIDS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
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The amount of dislikes is pretty funny, they're really threatened y the idea of homeschool

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

The amount of dislikes is pretty funny, they're really threatened y the idea of homeschool

They're probably afraid they'll meet even more actually intelligent people in their few waking hours away from their safe space that will challenge their already fragile sense of self.
"Knowing how to manage finances and not worrying about being killed in your teens? That's cool and all... but how about Marx philosophy and stars. Don't know shit about that, do you bitch?"