Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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“TWO NIGHTS AGO I CUT MY BREASTS. JUST A LITTLE, WITH A HATCHET…”

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Just another troon, clearly mentally stable enough to make life changing medical decisions!
Dude watched too many Disney films and shit. I don't know of any men that wear cool tuxedos, unique handmade clothes, crowns and shit.
 
BRAVE YOUNG DOOD HAS EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN:

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Imagine having a “supportive” father who tolerates your gender nonsense… And when you for the umpteenth time start sperging about the tranny lolocaust, he just goes “Hmm… Yeah”, and THAT is enough to make you break down and cry.

I swear these fucking spergs would really benefit from some kind of forced stint in a developing country. You know, go live in a Brazilian favela or a Delhi slum for a month or two; then come back and tell me about how your exasperated, middle-class European dad not taking the trannycaust seriously enough is Peak Suffering.

Of course 90% of them would be dead within a week, but the survivors would be so much more tolerable afterwards...
 
BRAVE YOUNG DOOD HAS EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN:

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Imagine having a “supportive” father who tolerates your gender nonsense… And when you for the umpteenth time start sperging about the tranny lolocaust, he just goes “Hmm… Yeah”, and THAT is enough to make you break down and cry.
Something I noticed with troons is that even when they are a good position (have accepting family and friends, live well off somewhere safe);
It always boils down to 3 words that are : "It's never enough". It's like they want to keep finding something problematic/negative even in positive situations.

"Oh, I live in a country where everyone is accepting of my status? WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER! BECAUSE USA IS DOING LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE!"
"My dad is accepting of me being a genetic dead end because I want to larp as a man? F-FUCK YOU DAD ITS NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE WHILE YOU MAY CARE FOR ME, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER TWANS PEOPLE!!1"
 
r/ttttrans went private as I was browsing. Ah well, found this:

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It always boils down to 3 words that are : "It's never enough". It's like they want to keep finding something problematic/negative even in positive situations.
They're like if someone goes to an actually good psychologist and then did the exact opposite of what they were told. The timer thing for suicidal thoughts sounds like a device to try and work within a recalcitrant patient's limits to wean them off damaging behaviour - 'OK, you're getting off on the thought of suicide because you'll be a martyr, and are fantasising about how everyone will miss you and devote themselves to trans rights because you killed yourself over them. That's deeply unhealthy and manipulative behaviour, and you refuse to stop, so how about we give you a timer and set it to smaller and smaller times where you're allowed to have these thoughts and ruminate over them, but that means the rest of the time if you start thinking those things you have to remind yourself that it's not official Suicide Celebration Time and actively try and stop.'

And of course what this bitch heard is, 'You're such a victim you have a suicide timer, that's how seriously people should take your threats of suicide if you don't get your way.' She's tired - of having a father that loves her but doesn't care about the terminally online bullshit she's absorbed from another country and is trying to keep his daughter alive because he's been told, repeatedly, and probably not just from her specifically, 'You either get a live son or a dead daughter, and it will be all your fault.'

It's never enough because there isn't an enough. The second girl who took a hatchet to her breasts has impossible dreams. Not just involving being a man, but also being taller and in a completely different body altogether. And then there's being in an anime parody of what a gay relationship might be where it's about what clothes she wears, including a fucking crown. And because it's tied to gender, it's not immediately discarded as an impossible desire she needs to understand can never, ever happen, but instead she should try her best to be a stunted parody of what she wants because why shouldn't a 5'4" girl think she can be an over 6' man, what are you a bigot?

That one sounds like a femcel coomer who wants to be the man she desires. It also sounds like she missed one of the Disney films most relevant to these troons - Monsters University, the little-remembered prequel to Monsters Inc. It's good on its own merits, but the most important part right now is the moral, because Mike (the walking eyeball) wants desperately to be a scarer, someone who can terrify kids, but no matter how much work he puts in (that bit is unrealistic for troons) he's just inherently not scary unlike Sully (the furry one). And the biggest moral in the film is that you can't be whatever you want just because you want it enough, there are some things you just won't be able to do because of your size or appearance or abilities, and sure that's not 'fair' but you have to learn to accept that.

Clown World doesn't want kids learning to temper their expectations and be aware that your dreams may be unrealistic, because Clown World wants them to throw tantrums over not getting their way even when getting their way is physically impossible. It's also making those kids such insufferable cunts about it that mocking them online is the only real solution. I feel far worse for the families that care about them than these narcissists.
 
BRAVE YOUNG DOOD HAS EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN:

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Imagine having a “supportive” father who tolerates your gender nonsense… And when you for the umpteenth time start sperging about the tranny lolocaust, he just goes “Hmm… Yeah”, and THAT is enough to make you break down and cry.
I wonder how often these people thought about suicide before they “discovered” they were trans. It just seems really disturbing that the two options are “whatever I want” or “suicide.” Like, why is “accept that my dad doesn’t understand these things but he still loves me” not on the table?
 
Something I noticed with troons is that even when they are a good position (have accepting family and friends, live well off somewhere safe);
It always boils down to 3 words that are : "It's never enough". It's like they want to keep finding something problematic/negative even in positive situations.

"Oh, I live in a country where everyone is accepting of my status? WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER! BECAUSE USA IS DOING LITERAL TRANS GENOCIDE!"
"My dad is accepting of me being a genetic dead end because I want to larp as a man? F-FUCK YOU DAD ITS NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE WHILE YOU MAY CARE FOR ME, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER TWANS PEOPLE!!1"
I have to deal with people with similar behaviours at work (clients not employees) its literally babying them, i tell people at work do not fucking encourage it. Make them responsible for the behaviour.

These people could get literrally everything they want and its still not enough, and people are amazed when we say no and tell them to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Just saying no you can not does wonders for boundaries and behaviour.
 
I wonder how often these people thought about suicide before they “discovered” they were trans. It just seems really disturbing that the two options are “whatever I want” or “suicide.” Like, why is “accept that my dad doesn’t understand these things but he still loves me” not on the table?
Part of being an adult is understanding that your parents are their own people and there are things about them you will never get and there are things about you they will never get.

Powerlevel but I am active in a particular hobby and my parents JUST DON'T CARE. I mean they're mildly encouraging, but in a really patronizing way. On the one hand, it kind of bothers me the lack of fucks they give, but on the other hand, they're interested in shit I could care less about and they'll start sperging about some shit and I hear myself saying, "That's great, dad. Sooooo how 'bout them Giants?"

We live in a society.
 
These are both from /r/antiwork
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And it is very very common for women that interact in nerd spaces online to be misgendered. In the past it was more highly suggested that women did not use extremely “female/girly” usernames or avatars at all. (I would estimate that the “main username” for most women above 27 or so in gamer spaces is “gender neutral sounding” at best. Extremely girly usernames are “clocky” as hell.)

That is why it is so funny for me when trannies complain about people calling them a guy online in gamer spaces. Literally every woman that games in public spaces gets misgendered if not using voice chat.

Women would rather be perceived as a guy online than getting random dick pics!
"How would you like it if someone called you a man?!"
"I would not care. It's happened more times than I can count and it does not fucking matter to me at all."
 
"I wanted to cut my vulva but I fell asleep from crying" is one of the poonerist statements any mentally ill pooner ever made.
I don't know, the whole scratching thy breasts with a fucking hatchet of all things; and then crying yourself to sleep before taking said hatchet to the vulva.

You couldn't make this shit up.
 
Same, I was scratching my head for a while wondering if I was thick as shit so I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Following a conversation where there's one tranny in a relationship, it' annoying having to mentally flip that person's pronouns, but it's possible to keep up.

But this recent trend (?) of "TfT", where you get a mtf "girl" dating a ftm "guy", in a relationship that IS hetero, but is also completely fucking arse-backwards, just makes everything they say a complete nightmare to translate.

These retards talk about "emotional labour" and "spoons", but imagine being a relative, or co-worker of a "TfT" couple like this, where you have have to play along, constantly doing this goofball gender-calculus, mentally reversing every single pronoun they use, and pretending to grasp the worldview where a biological male "being straight" means he can't stay with an actual female, and needs to find a cock to suck.
 
I don't know, the whole scratching thy breasts with a fucking hatchet of all things; and then crying yourself to sleep before taking said hatchet to the vulva.

You couldn't make this shit up.
I mean, they're really mentally ill, but god they hate being women.
Literally nothing is wrong with being a woman. You can be whatever weirdo you want -while being a woman-. The only condition to being a woman is that you have a female body, and are an adult. Done. You dont need to know shit about fashion and makeup.
I dunno how people feel about this, but I think a huge contributor to this has been validation of TWAW. Everyone in the culture is saying that being a woman means loving spinny skirts and high heels and being a sub- even huge scientific bodies. Even the president. What do you do if you're female but don't like head pats and don't know how to do makeup? The second wave feminists told us that femininity is a lie men put on us. Nowadays your ability to perform that role determines whether you can keep your tits or not. If you're good at makeup. If not.. slice up your vulva, you're a disgrace.
 
I mean, they're really mentally ill, but god they hate being women.
Literally nothing is wrong with being a woman. You can be whatever weirdo you want -while being a woman-. The only condition to being a woman is that you have a female body, and are an adult. Done. You dont need to know shit about fashion and makeup.
I dunno how people feel about this, but I think a huge contributor to this has been validation of TWAW. Everyone in the culture is saying that being a woman means loving spinny skirts and high heels and being a sub- even huge scientific bodies. Even the president. What do you do if you're female but don't like head pats and don't know how to do makeup? The second wave feminists told us that femininity is a lie men put on us. Nowadays your ability to perform that role determines whether you can keep your tits or not. If you're good at makeup. If not.. slice up your vulva, you're a disgrace.
Walk into my home and you'd probably think it was a dudes place. There are feminine touches but no makeup, no skirts/dresses, no high heels, no handbags. I have no idea how to do make up shit or walk in high heels and if I put on feminine clothes I look fucking odd, I have know idea why, probably because I feel awkward because I'm a natural born tomboy.

But, I'm a woman because I have those, you know...... female reproductive bits that I was born with.

Strangely enough though, in my family, out of my generation and the next, which totals 6 females, I think I am the only (and the oldest by at least 10 years) straight female and the least frigging feminine.
 
Part of being an adult is understanding that your parents are their own people and there are things about them you will never get and there are things about you they will never get.

Powerlevel but I am active in a particular hobby and my parents JUST DON'T CARE. I mean they're mildly encouraging, but in a really patronizing way. On the one hand, it kind of bothers me the lack of fucks they give, but on the other hand, they're interested in shit I could care less about and they'll start sperging about some shit and I hear myself saying, "That's great, dad. Sooooo how 'bout them Giants?"

We live in a society.
I frankly don't understand the zoomers' need to have their parents "understand" them. When I was a kid, 90% of the time I didn't want my parents to understand me because I was trying to be independant and my own person; figure out my own identity like most teenagers do. And I was much younger than 17 when I did this. I cannot comprehend a 17 year old of either gender needing this level of acceptance from their father. Do these people just not have friends or any other interest outside of whinging about transness?

This answer is "yes", isn't it?

"How would you like it if someone called you a man?!"
"I would not care. It's happened more times than I can count and it does not fucking matter to me at all."
Trannies asking me "How would you feel if you were misgendered?" makes me giggle because I grew up as one of five long-haired metalheads in a small Southern town in the Bible Belt. If I got called a girl only once a day, I considered it a good day.
 
You couldn't make this shit up.
To be honest, I think you could. This could be a parody of thousands of posts by FtM troons, where they humblebrag about self-harm, talk about sobbing in a very manly way, and have unrealistic expectations for their life that will never even if they could actually become a man.

Just make the weapon bigger, the crying more pathetic and the fantasy as fiction-based as possible (I have no idea what it would be, but that whole Tall Tuxedo Adventures shit sounds like it comes from somewhere) and you've successfully Poe'd a whole bunch of Aidens.

Troons find new ways to be pathetic and crazy all the time, but any of them could also be lies from a group of delusional people who live to one-up each other, and believe victimhood and inability to function are positives, not negatives.
 
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