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Wait...Wait a fucking minute...He went to court in a ratty sweatshirt with ducks on the front?
He had to change before the stream right?
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He had to change before the stream right?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, there's no way he would expend the effort to either learn or obtain RC benzos. Bromazolam Arc would be funny, but it's never going to happen.
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RC are easy as hell to obtain if you're even moderately internet savey....but we've all seen how technologically illiterate the hooved one is.
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I think they read it as "America Felch".
Oh I know. I remember the times before Operation Web Tryp. It used to be even easier. Shed a tear for Pondman.
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I love his cartoony haircut. Like his mom combed it for a picture day at school.
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He truly is a big fat gay baby.
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He looks like a special needs midget.I swear to god it is fucking impossible for him to not look like a big fat gay baby i swear
He looks like he's dying.
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I've never seen someone so miserable after a win.
Just miserable, miserable. Just miserable.
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At first I thought his sweatshirt was covered with dandruff, but it is only old and filthy. This in combination with the scars of gonoherpasyphilaids on his face is truly a sight to behold.
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White trash ages like milk. Trash genetics, plus the dirty trash burger addict lifestyle, are why Ralph looks like the drunk Christmas Santa they pay in beer and smokes to work at the ghetto mall.
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that last clip ... whew, lads. there's no hollerin' happening here.
00:30: "we'll let it build up while i buy another beer" *leaves stream focused on a wall for two minutes while he purchases another pint, before noon, and before his second court appearance of the day*
02:33: *returns* "are we really f? can we really be f? how could that be?"
02:50: *while gazing at himself in his phone and stroking his hair* "my hair does look pretty. many of you can't tell just how ... and then i got my patented ralph curl that i hate, actually ... but i've grown to love."
03:15: "i gotta go back to court at one o'clock. so send super chats 'cause it cost $75 to get out here. i'm not kidding, by the way. i accidentally stayed in sacramento." *shocked pikachu face*
03:28: "so, i had a drink or two last night and forgot ... that, i didn't really need to be in sacramento."
03:55: "i hope the visitation isn't as far away as this. jesus, lord." *face falls as reality hits* "they are like, just ... taxing me every which way ... fees for visitation, all this stuff. they wanna break me basically."
04:51: "yeah, if you wanna come get me and kick it in sacramento, and carry me back, that would be great."
05:35: "it might actually be cheaper to rent another hotel ... make up some bullshit to hotwire, and try to say ... my dad had a heart attack or somethin', get a refund from them and get a better hotel."
05:53: *eyes wide with hope* "i wonder if that'll work ... i've done shit like that before."
06:10: *confident now* "so, call hotwire, tell them ... my uncle had a heart attack." *swills some beer* "tell them my uncle had a heart attack ... he's in dire condition, i need cancel the last two days of this, this reservation."
07:44: "i don't like it here, really. i wanna go back to mexico." *stares forlornly into the distance for 30 seconds, longing for the comforts of the clinking of his empty beer bottles and day-old tuna dishes*
09:06: "my dumb ass stayed in sacramento instead of penn valley, i'm so pissed."
09:20: "yeah, they put out threats against me." *stares into the distance for another 30 seconds, his face falling with regret as he considers his circumstances, before reaching for his beer again*
09:52: "yeah, i think i'm just gonna stop this until i have somethin' to do. it's just me sittin' here drinkin' beer. i mean, a lot of them are though."
11:01: *abruptly ends stream mid-sentence*
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Itās somehow way more pathetic when written out.
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It's Ralph's rationale process that began on a retarded premise. Something to behold.
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Ya hawnuh, this aylawg is clearly contradictin' himself. I cannot look like both a special needs midget AND like I'm dyin.
I rest my case.
And everyone clapped.
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Confession- sometimes if Iām just kicking it with my dogs, Iāll type out a SovCit court appearance for the lols, and to keep dementia at bay. I would love to transcribe a Ralph stream but thereās no fucking way to find diamonds in all the shit without the clip genies, blessem.
I know we often joke about Ralph looking older than dirt, but goddamn that photo today he legit looks in his 60s. You could show that to people and ask to guess his age, guarantee theyāll say heās a boomer.
Finally, itās kinda grim to see Ralph outright beg for cash and rides from strangers. Heās getting closer to being homeless.
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Little Rascals realness.
āah want sum ahs creammmā sadface
āAn ah miss mah mamma!ā
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