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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
so people who want/need it will rebuild it, badly
I actually agree with this. I think you can make a strong case for trans, redpill, wokeness, and other ideologies functioning like secular religions. The United States has a long and colorful history of fringe religious movements (tent revivals, spiritualism, Indigo Children, Scientology), so it's not surprising that trans was nutured here.
I wish Trans-as-religion could at least have cool gospel music or pretty churches or crazy UFO stories or something. As far as oddball new religions go, it's pretty depressing.
I also dislike seeing that fucking flag in elementary schools as much as I'd dislike seeing crucifixion statues. If you want to open a queer-trans yeshiva to instruct your offspring in the glory of the 73 genders, then fine. But public schools? Nope. Fuck off.
It’s probably because some people now claim to be intersex rather than trans, when they are neither.
Right - for a second there, I forgot how much they love lying.
There are a limited number of "intersex" conditions that affect humans and most of them are easily and objectively diagnosable, so it's a wierd thing to lie about.
 
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"Son, you've been diagnosed with Klinefelter's syndrome, so we're kicking you out"
It is so disingenuous when they lump "intersex" in with being gay.
So dyke, fag, fag, fag, fag, fag in denial, person with an actual physical disorder. One of these things is not like the others.
 
One of these things is not like the others.
Yup. Also, if a female with aromatase deficiency is exclusively attracted to men, then she'd be straight. If a man with a hypospadia is exclusively attracted to women, then he'd be straight. I actually think most "intersex" people are straight. Lumping them in with gays, lesbians, and Kevin Gibes just don't make no sense.
Also most trans people are straight. "Trans lesbians" like Penny and his pals outnumber the transwomen who like dudes by quite a large margin.
 
Yup. Also, if a female with aromatase deficiency is exclusively attracted to men, then she'd be straight. If a man with a hypospadia is exclusively attracted to women, then he'd be straight. I actually think most "intersex" people are straight. Lumping them in with gays, lesbians, and Kevin Gibes just don't make no sense.
It makes as much sense as lumping people of gender in with lgb, that is, not at all. Makes me seethe.
 
Bonnie left over
I don’t think Penny and his boyfriends killed the remaining alpaca. I could definitely be wrong, but here’s my thinking:

At their peak the tranch had something like 200 alpaca. Assume for a moment that Bonnie’s claim that he helped bury a max of 60 alpacas is correct, and assume that as many as another 40 died and went to the wolf sanctuary over time. You’re still left with 100 alpacas, and Penny only took 10 with him to his parents. So you’ve got at least 90 missing alpacas. I think it’s likely much higher, but let’s say 90.

Adult alpaca are 120-200 pounds. That’s a lot of animal to maneuver, particularly if dead weight. Killing, moving and burying that many animals would be a really major undertaking these dudes are too lazy to do. I do believe they would just walk away and abandon them, but I think even Penny would sense the danger of bad PR at that point.

It makes the most sense to me that Penny took a handful of animals and bailed to his family’s place, and left the remaining alpaca, dogs, and chickens and ducks under the dubious care of another troon (Skye? Does he still live there?) who’s supposed to take care of them until Bonnie returns.

I don’t know what Bonnie thinks he can do with them. These animals have very little value except as pets, and what are the odds dozens of locals want a couple alpaca each? You’re likely looking at thousands of dollars in livestock trailer rentals and fuel to relocate these animals to new homes out of the immediate area, assuming you can even find homes for them. So I’m guessing that the tranchers are all assuming that someone else will step in and take care of the rehoming, like some alpaca rescue will handle it and pay for it. It’s always someone else’s problem, if you’re a troon.

One thing that makes me actually MATI about troons and leftist utopian extremists in general is how little respect they have for labor and competence. They do all of this complaining about “capitalism”, the system that enables their lifestyles, and seek mostly to live by grift, but they always seem to think that everything is going to be really easy for them whenever they do take action. Remember early in the saga when they got fawning press and one of them would always be like ]
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Anna Anthropy's dick probably don't remember who he is. No o
Got to say, I’m skeptical of the claim. Was it *really* any worse than the tranch conditions?

“Couldn’t stay on topic” seems to imply they were off their faces, where it could have been just wanting to talk about other things than the elephant in the room.
From my recollection the tranchers at least seemed comfortable or happy with the visit at the time.
Wasn’t this also part of the pitbull pup arc?


Other stuff. Negligent discharge from the bathroom almost shooting Penny in the fucking head. Nice work Bonnie!

And was Rosa the person who it was claimed there was a “shoot on sight” order about?

Incredible to be getting fresh deets at this stage of the game, thanks for finding that Temperance.
Join the Farms, Katie. We shall talk about goats and RVs.
All the Tranchers were constantly fumbling around negligently with their guns. Here's Penis in his bedroom:



Jesse Singal has a big nose and I would not have sex with him.
he's a tall straight man that isn't fat. you're standards might be too high.
 
I actually agree with this. I think you can make a strong case for trans, redpill, wokeness, and other ideologies functioning like secular religions. The United States has a long and colorful history of fringe religious movements (tent revivals, spiritualism, Indigo Children, Scientology), so it's not surprising that trans was nutured here.
I wish Trans-as-religion could at least have cool gospel music or pretty churches or crazy UFO stories or something. As far as oddball new religions go, it's pretty depressing.
I also dislike seeing that fucking flag in elementary schools as much as I'd dislike seeing crucifixion statues. If you want to open a queer-trans yeshiva to instruct your offspring in the glory of the 73 genders, then fine. But public schools? Nope. Fuck off.
I think this might be the Calvary that the troon movement dies on.

It's essentially religious in nature.

Virtually every other protected class (blacks, people in same-sex relationships, disabled people, etc.) have something that can be measured or otherwise seen.

Having a man claim to be a protected class because he's a stealth trans woman? That's a matter of religious faith.
 
Keep the names Leon Czolgosz and John Hinckley in mind, because Paul is a big fan!
I remember over the summer when the farms was down there was someone taunting the kiwi discord about it using the name Leon Czolgosz. I guess it could be any old anarcho-tranny, but still...makes one wonder.

It almost seems too obvious this guy glows brighter than the sun. Definitely an interesting piece of the puzzle.
 
Crossposting from the Kevin and Alyssa threads, in that order.
Apparently Kevin is still in the process of moving?? [A]
Yeah, I don’t know if he moved it from elsewhere or if they actually went back to the wrecked tranch. If that is the case, it’s really weird that Kevin hasn’t said a peep about the vandalism nor complained about his toys being wrecked or touched by other people, so I don’t think it is. And moreover, why’d they bring the dog and why ain’t there shit in the backseat if they’re moving? None of this makes sense. Maybe I’m misunderstanding and look like a moron bringing it up here.
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Bonnie replied to this tweet, it’s a selfie with her cat.
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Yeah, I don’t know if he moved it from elsewhere or if they actually went back to the wrecked tranch. If that is the case, it’s really weird that Kevin hasn’t said a peep about the vandalism nor complained about his toys being wrecked or touched by other people, so I don’t think it is. And moreover, why’d they bring the dog and why ain’t there shit in the backseat if they’re moving? None of this makes sense. Maybe I’m misunderstanding and look like a moron bringing it up here.
Could be that Penis, in a rare bout of common sense, prioritized bringing the essentials to the new nidus before transporting Kev's hoard.
 
No I can't get him back into planet mode
Jesus Christ, this is the kind of toy with ~1 hour long videos explaining how to transform it. There's no way in hell Kev is ever doing something that requires that much work, he'll just carry a massive toy robot in his lap instead of an easy to pack ball (with the little spindly bits in a separate box)
 
Jesus Christ, this is the kind of toy with ~1 hour long videos explaining how to transform it. There's no way in hell Kev is ever doing something that requires that much work, he'll just carry a massive toy robot in his lap instead of an easy to pack ball (with the little spindly bits in a separate box)

Oh please don't be a histrionic a-log and spout exagerated lies like that.

The video is only 22 minutes.

edit: Got curious, googled the resale value:
a complete, used one of these sell (as in completed Ebay listings) for $1800 upto $2100 if you have original packing.
Remember that when these troons plead poverty.
 
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Yeah, I don’t know if he moved it from elsewhere or if they actually went back to the wrecked tranch. If that is the case, it’s really weird that Kevin hasn’t said a peep about the vandalism nor complained about his toys being wrecked or touched by other people, so I don’t think it is. And moreover, why’d they bring the dog and why ain’t there shit in the backseat if they’re moving? None of this makes sense. Maybe I’m misunderstanding and look like a moron bringing it up here.
I've been closely involved with three different hoarders. When we kicked one out of the place, she left her hoard behind without batting an eyelash, just took a single trailer load of stuff. She didn't care about her hoard, it was just the accumulation that got her worked up.

The second one we kicked out hoarded rubbish but was insanely attached to it, and would violently lose her shit if anyone touched the tv remote.

The third one I lived with I moved into her house, where she'd been living for a number of years. What she couldn't stand was things being moved, even old empty shampoo bottles. Instead of looking in the cupboard for something she needed, she'd just buy it new, and after a while she'd completely forget what was under the mess. I found that I could throw (broken, badly damaged) shit out and she'd never miss it or remember she had it, so long as what had been sitting on top of it wasn't moved too far out of place for her to notice. I remember opening the cupboard in the bathroom, and finding one thing in there and about an inch worth of dust. She had no clue what was in there or not, it was the whole thought that things in the cupboard might be moved around that really disturbed her.

I suspect that Kevin is similar to the first hoarder I mentioned; it's the accumulation that he's addicted to, and leaving his shit behind when he moves on is comparatively easy for him. It just means he can get new stuff.
 
Oh please don't be a histrionic a-log and spout exagerated lies like that.

The video is only 22 minutes.
I guess that the videos I saw (and didn't watch) showed the transformation in both directions so your video is only about half the length.
47 minutes
56 minutes (the same guy as before)
45 minutes
I just clicked the first result for "unicron transformer toy transformation" because I was curious how they got it to transform into a sphere and when I saw how long the videos were I noped out.

ETA: Wait, what the fuck, that last video (45 minutes) is only one way
 
I think his huge ass unicron purchase was 500$-700$, so the figure more than doubled in his time having it. But he's not in it for the money, he's in it to declare his horde is the largest. *yawn*

Could be that Penis, in a rare bout of common sense, prioritized bringing the essentials to the new nidus before transporting Kev's hoard.
Yep, Penny said they were running from BonBon in the email he sent his mom and fled fast in terror without all their stuff. It's not like they could have moved all of Jen and Kev's stuff, both are collectors with lway too much shit. When the 3 men are paranoid and have enough anxiety, they flee.
I suspect that Kevin is similar to the first hoarder I mentioned; it's the accumulation that he's addicted to, and leaving his shit behind when he moves on is comparatively easy for him. It just means he can get new stuff.
He's addicted to getting the dopamine hit of adding something to his collection and opening that new toy. He would be utterly pissed and throw a ma'amtrum if part of it was destroyed. He can separate from it for a bit, but making sure he caught them all and have the proof to flex on people is important. He totally has some items he wouldn't notice went missing however.

The way he's framed with unicron disturbs me. Penny or whoever takes it like he's a child. I hate that they have an ABDL roleplay with Kevin's surprisingly deep man voice. :c


I wonder what Bonnie's up to legally. Alyssa might have sunk her tallons into him and dragged him back into paying more attention to her for a bit, or maybe the tranch is more in legal limbo for now.
 
I think his huge ass unicron purchase was 500$-700$, so the figure more than doubled in his time having it. But he's not in it for the money, he's in it to declare his horde is the largest. *yawn*
Regardless, it's not worth nearly as much as it could be because, like with all his toys, Kevin immediately removed it from the packaging which significantly lowers its value, especially with modern toys produced with modern collectors in mind, most of whom will not ever take the toys out of the packaging. Kinda like how every modern comic book for sale is in immaculate condition. If Kevin were a comic book collector, he would buy comics and blow his nose with them.
 
Could be that Penis, in a rare bout of common sense, prioritized bringing the essentials to the new nidus before transporting Kev's hoard.
They possibly secured The Hoard at a nearby self storage place, and are retrieving it from there. It would have been a bit shamefu even for Penny to show up at the parents’ place with your first truck full of belongings all being plastic toys, even if you had to keep Kevin calm by packing them first.

Somewhere on the outskirts of Colorado Springs is a double-size storage locker looking like the final scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
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