Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

"Child you will be neutralized child. I hope you enjoy prison stalker child."

This man's brain is broken, may have always been. Iirc the human brain is made up of fat, how Rick managed to end up with every type of fat except brain fat is astounding. This pepperoni nigga has the deepest double chin I've seen since Ethan Klein. I hope he's having a good Saint Patty's day (I've been) with his lacklustre over foamed beer. He's been SWATTed 17 times today, I think he's earned it.
 
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Ja'amUnbago said:
This man's brain is broken, may have always been.
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He has prion disease from eating all those urban youth. The natives call it kuru. But thanks to his unique fatness the brain can't deteriorate faster than it is replaced with new fat growth so it's not actually lethal, just very fat and stupid.
 
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Spunt said:
What's great about Patwatching is that one day Jerry Jen and Quasi will strike, and there will be a glorious season finale, but you don't know when. And the tension is palpable. The more Pat blusters, lies and sneers at people, the more the knowledge that one day that smug smile will be wiped off his face. Could be today, could be in a year. And that excitement makes Pat's escapades so gripping. It's like he's the black guy in a horror movie, you know he's going to be eaten by The Creature, but you don't know when. Except this time the only black characters get turned into pepperoni by a protagonist so detestable that the inevitability of his upcoming gruesome demise becomes so satisfying that the whole film changes from horror to comedy. So maybe that stretches the metaphor somewhat.

Sorry I'm really stoned. What I'm trying to say is that Patrick is fat.
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Imagine the moving day pictures of Nikki loading boxes grimacing with sunglasses on her head when Pat gets kicked out of his home.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
patrick is always insufferable. i'd hate to see him in the state that he thinks constitutes 'absolutely insufferable'.
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Imagine if he just treated it like opposite day and he became "insufferable" by logging out of Twitter, quitting drinking, not interacting with stalker children, and getting a job.
 
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Akashic Retard said:
Imagine the moving day pictures of Nikki loading boxes grimacing with sunglasses on her head when Pat gets kicked out of his home.
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i thought he was already kicked out of nikki's side of the duplex house which is a duplicate of his other house. if he gets kicked out of that side of the house im pretty sure nikki isnt going to be helping. pat is going to be on his own.
 
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Akashic Retard said:
Imagine the moving day pictures of Nikki loading boxes grimacing with sunglasses on her head when Pat gets kicked out of his home.
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You think Pat's going to leave when Nikki announces it's over? He's going to passive-aggressively annoy the shit out of her, he's not going anywhere until forced to by court order.
 
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AprilRains said:
Why is Patrick making such a big deal about a possible indictment? Trump has been indicted twice and it never amounts to anything. Why would this time be different?
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Traitor child, prison awaits, the knock, same deal as usual, he's just trying to get Twitter likes. He's just a bumbling, repulsive addict trying to get his fix. Only difference is people feel sorry for a meth head.
 
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Phucket said:

If Trump ends up getting arrested on the Tuesday, we can expect Porque Squealer to drunk drive his shitty V6 to Hooligans, put out 200+ tweets, child stalkers on twitter, and swat himself again. So basically it's just business as usual.
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If Trump actually gets arrested they'll do fingerprint/mugshot and immediately release him before Pat finishes his cheap champagne because it's for some campaign finance violation. He's probably started drafting his epic thread like it's 2017 again.
 
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Phucket said:

If Trump ends up getting arrested on the Tuesday, we can expect Porque Squealer to drunk drive his shitty V6 to Hooligans, put out 200+ tweets, child stalkers on twitter, and swat himself again. So basically it's just business as usual.
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If Trump gets arrested, I predict that Fatrick will make annoying political tweets, oink at stalkers to CorrecT the record, refuse to condemn open pedophilies when pressed, and be fat.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
If Trump actually gets arrested they'll do fingerprint/mugshot and immediately release him before Pat finishes his cheap champagne because it's for some campaign finance violation. He's probably started drafting his epic thread like it's 2017 again.
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The level of smugness from Pat will be off the charts if this happens. He's already gearing up for it, and getting smugger (and more drunk) by the minute. We may have the most insufferable Patposts in years if Pat performs as expected, assuming the arrest even happens. And if it doesn't happen, the piggy might turn into a ragepig so that could be entertaining too. I think we'll get entertainment either way, I guess how entertaining it is is up to whether you, the Patposters of the world, prefer smug Pat to impotent rage Pat.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Boomia has a wife and Pat is fat and retarded...I want better for Boomia. That being said, they do have chemistry.
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Boomia and Fat Rick are like a really retarded version of Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski.
Shalashaskaa said:
Honestly, him typing out 'You will be neutralized' is so goddamn funny. I actually wish there would be a confrontation. It would be fucking gold.

I mean imagine if it was like what happened to Ralph and there was footage of it as well. One could only wish.
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If Boomia actually showed up at his door he'd either send Nikki out to deal with it or just cower inside and call the police.
 
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