Just a minor observation, but this thing really tickles my funny bone:
So for his appearance on the interview, DSP decided to make a handwritten list of all his (personal) expenses as preparation. He wanted to read it out during the interview and it was created EXCLUSIVELY for this occasion. Sophomore that Phil is, he decided to put all kinds of confidential and private information on that list, to make it as difficult as possible for him to read and impossible to show it to anyone.
This guy is so dumb man.