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Ok now I want a new song to the "It wasn't me" with Phil's voice and snorts. Thanks
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th
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Super late but it's THE e-girl shield 101.
If Phil wasn't a fat alcoholic man in his 40s he would be parading "muh lupus/fibro" all over the place, believe me.
The imbalance between men and women's Healthcare and the lack of funding towards the latter have left women w a myriad of "mystery illnesses".
He could just use mystery Khat as a shield but dudes a mahran and rather try to be vague about his GOUT (of all things) lol
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Broke: Seek employment
Woke: Seek a therapist
It's almost not fun to laugh at him anymore
Woke: Seek a therapist
It's almost not fun to laugh at him anymore
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myone
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Just a minor observation, but this thing really tickles my funny bone:
So for his appearance on the interview, DSP decided to make a handwritten list of all his (personal) expenses as preparation. He wanted to read it out during the interview and it was created EXCLUSIVELY for this occasion. Valedictorian that Phil is, he decided to put all kinds of confidential and private information on that list, to make it as difficult as possible for him to read and impossible to show it to anyone.
This guy is so dumb man.
So for his appearance on the interview, DSP decided to make a handwritten list of all his (personal) expenses as preparation. He wanted to read it out during the interview and it was created EXCLUSIVELY for this occasion. Valedictorian that Phil is, he decided to put all kinds of confidential and private information on that list, to make it as difficult as possible for him to read and impossible to show it to anyone.
This guy is so dumb man.
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PieceofShet
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Its absolutely ridicolous that he thinks that the interview itself was "fine".
He said it was fair.
He was trusting Craig 98%.
At the same time he knew this will happen and it was a test.
PICK ONE!
He said it was fair.
He was trusting Craig 98%.
At the same time he knew this will happen and it was a test.
PICK ONE!
southpawdagon
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As a host he let his guest talk freely, and ask question if he needed to. He even confirmed with Phil on multiple occasion if he is okay with answer this specific thing etc. (Ask Phil if he is really okay with keem jumping on podcast, or want to listen gundam question) He isnt cutting speech and not jumping to conclusion.
Pretty sure you are the one with hate boner for cohost.
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d1nx
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Yeah, phil so obviously had this planned as a "Gotcha!" moment. You could see how incredibly excited he got later when the guy brought up the girl's race. He really wanted to flip it as a "SEE!! I don't even see race, I was just making a joke about child labour. You guys are the racists ones for seeing it this way!"
In the end just exposed himself for not seeing human trafficking as a big deal lmao.
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Thank you for this. Keem is completely wrong about there being a person underneath and that this is an act. Phil is a low IQ sociopath. Always has been. He has the personality of a small, stupid child and cannot change. He will never accept responsibility for any of his actions and will always have a scapegoat while stringing low self esteem wheelchairs and shut ins. He will do this until he flops over dead.
Online is the only place where he has a smidge of power and he is so far removed from reality that any true hardship or real world challenge will completely break him. Watching the interview in chunks and his body language is of a nervous, guilty child that realizes half way through his fantastic unbelievable story that people aren't buying it.
Phil is boring, and outing himself to this group of people is about the last interesting thing he has done in years. Its always fun seeing people uninitiated to Phil get a dose of his nonsense.
KingjadVCMP
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The St Patrick's Day Self-Massacre of DSPGaming.
I even got Kinggoken to agree that Phil is his own worst enemy.
I even got Kinggoken to agree that Phil is his own worst enemy.
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I vote for bringing Pandalee back into the autism. I want chaos and you niggers crying about it won't stop whats coming.
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Finally listened to the massacre interview tonight. Holy shit, man. Listening to the two hosts get more and more red pilled as it went on and as Phil kept lying to them in obvious ways, trying to weasel his way out and around every which way, etc was incredible.
myone
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Finally caught up with the DSP Re-ACK to sidescrollers assblasting event and I have to say, I expected a bit more from unhinged Dave. It's just a petulant child going "nu-uh" and "no u" about everything they say. It's amazing that there's wheelchairs sitting in his chat with retard-crowns thinking to themself "you go get 'em Phil!" or "good point!"
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You know I think Phil's plan was to admit to some of his vices (WWEC was the most prominent) but then sying "I only pay a couple of bucks". The problem is he didn't think that through. He could have made anew account a few weeks ago then make some small pulls and just play it up. He then could have shown Craig the account or handle privately (as Craig even offered) and Craig could have just said "Yeah that is not the Downfromtherafters name I heard so much about" Would it have stopped us? Probably not but a majority of viewers might have thought "Oh so they really blew it out of proportions" Of course a smart follow up would have been "but you said you quit all mobile games when you met your wife" and you also acted irritated whenever it was mentioned but who knows if it had gone that far.
Of course the icing on the cake would have been if Craig had actually brought up PoP's spread sheet and asked "Phil according to this spread sheet which is based on YOUR OWN openly shown income on your streams you make this amount of money. Don't you think you might have a spending problem when you can't pay some of your bills? Or have you perhaps considered asking those companies to set up another payment date? That should be possible" Might have been too close to home but Phil has already admitted he uses PoP's spread sheet. Heck maybe PoP should paywall that to make some extra income haha
Of course the icing on the cake would have been if Craig had actually brought up PoP's spread sheet and asked "Phil according to this spread sheet which is based on YOUR OWN openly shown income on your streams you make this amount of money. Don't you think you might have a spending problem when you can't pay some of your bills? Or have you perhaps considered asking those companies to set up another payment date? That should be possible" Might have been too close to home but Phil has already admitted he uses PoP's spread sheet. Heck maybe PoP should paywall that to make some extra income haha
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....how?
It's a retard-proof game.
DeeTracktor
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Fucking EVERYONE over to spend money on WWEChampions roster is no life at all
He is not ''outliving'' anyone, Phil is in a hell of his own making.
No friends, no family(You dont bring up someone you are close too's medical issues to deflect from question about your gatcha spending, Khet is a room mate and a shield for Phil's spending at this point. And he also used his parent health to pay for Khet to get married in in the first place), no skills or talents, just a roster of sweaty j-pegs he gets to big ball others in his faction of half a dozen gambling addicts
And he cant even brag about it to anyone because he lied through he fucking teeth to achieve his 98% win rate