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The best thing about this whole ordeal that i dont think anyone saw coming was that one of the main reasons he went on that padhcast was a pathethic attempt to make friends, he said that he just ¨wanted to chill and talk about games¨ with the podcast guys.
It was mindblowing that towards the end, after 5 hours of brutal embarrasment and being obvious how eveyone in the call (especially Adam) despises him, he actually had the balls to say something like ¨maybe i could come back, some day even as a regular¨.
Seriously how can you say that to Craig and Adam after they played the Gundam clip on air, please rewatch it, it was literally those two bullying phil and making fun of him and he still doesnt get they will never be his friends
Only someone uber-autistic like Phil would think the interview went fine, and it must really have broken his heart the day after when Craig and Adam were shittalking him after the fact
It was mindblowing that towards the end, after 5 hours of brutal embarrasment and being obvious how eveyone in the call (especially Adam) despises him, he actually had the balls to say something like ¨maybe i could come back, some day even as a regular¨.
Seriously how can you say that to Craig and Adam after they played the Gundam clip on air, please rewatch it, it was literally those two bullying phil and making fun of him and he still doesnt get they will never be his friends
Only someone uber-autistic like Phil would think the interview went fine, and it must really have broken his heart the day after when Craig and Adam were shittalking him after the fact
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The best thing about this whole ordeal that i dont think anyone saw coming was that one of the main reasons he went on that padhcast was a pathethic attempt to make friends, he said that he just ¨wanted to chill and talk about games¨ with the podcast guys.
It was mindblowing that towards the end, after 5 hours of brutal embarrasment and being obvious how eveyone in the call (especially Adam) despises him, he actually had the balls to say something like ¨maybe i could come back, some day even as a regular¨.
Seriously how can you say that to Craig and Adam after they played the Gundam clip on air, please rewatch it, it was literally those two bullying phil and making fun of him and he still doesnt get they will never be his friends
Only someone uber-autistic like Phil would think the interview went fine, and it must really have broken his heart the day after when Craig and Adam were shittalking him after the fact
When that Gundam clip was playing he got really pissy and said "will this ever end", afterwards his voice started to crack as he talked about how he never lays a hand on his child/horse brides, I think that clip destroyed his remaining fortitude on that day.
Gundam said he is going after Derich? I hope he is talking about a documentary because Derich is a massive sex pest and is becoming more deranged and it would be great if the wider internet got a taste of the coomlord.
It makes me laugh when I think of the series of events that led up to this, Phil caused this entire saga because his ego was bruised and he wanted to tell his sob story to a big content creator, and the end result months later is this giant mess. In some way I guess he did get his story out there because now everyone outside the vortex can clearly see he is a hopeless addict.
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Yeah that's also one of my biggest takeaway from the whole thing. DSP has actually managed to completely pignotise himself. He was fully convinced that he, as a mature adult, could just be a fun guest on an internet podcast.
He doesn't know who he is. He doesn't know that his chat is basically north korea and he constantly insulates himself from the fact that no one likes him. He doesn't realize that he's a charisma vacuum and that his takes are dumb. He doesn't realize that every time he opens his mouth, the average person just wants him to stop. He doesn't realize that his content is bad and no one (except retards) likes it. He has no idea that watching paint dry is more entertaining than any of his content production. He doesn't realize that the only way he is entertaining is by accident, unintentionally and in terms of watching a train wreck unfold.
It's baffling that he thinks anyone would want to destroy their fanbase by having such an unpopular and unlikable person as a normal guest.
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So I think it's only fair to point out that Phil achieved his goal of saving the dying stream with his interview I think
Problem for Phil is it was the Side Scrollers stream he saved with the new eyes on Craig and Beanie dude's podcast and over $2000 in ''positivity''
He cant do anything right can he
Problem for Phil is it was the Side Scrollers stream he saved with the new eyes on Craig and Beanie dude's podcast and over $2000 in ''positivity''
He cant do anything right can he
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The Pigroach Abides.
On another topic, it's amazing that from all this clusterfuck of marvel and madness, comes out a paradigm shift akin to a redemption arc for Keem. He genuinely appears professional, mild-mannered, somewhat wise and tough-skinned through all this.
Yes I, and we, know what a heartless scumbag he can be, and have been, but his role in all his mess forcefully puts him on the light side of the moon. Every time he showed up was gold and the cherry on the top of Phil's grave digging. He uses this perfectly to pursue his 2.0 career, post-DA, and enforcing his "business savvy, cool guy, internet heavyweight, successful guy who has learned and matured" image.
In the end, DSP would have been profitable for a lot of people, except himself.
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I will say, if she is absolutely okay with it and is compensated in some way, then I'll be all ears. She may not bring a lot of new things to the table of course since she's been out of the goutsphere for some time, but she would be able to unearth some things we have little info about or some new things that she may have wanted to get off her chest.
Chances of her ever making a comeback are slim though, she wouldn't be looking for clout for instance, and she may just really not want anything to do with Phil anymore, for various reasons.
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I wish Metokur was alive to riff it.
As someone who only knows DSP off references and internet documentaries, in the interview he strikes me as someone equally retarded and misthinks he is good in manipulation. This makes virtually everything he says in the interview to be untrustworthy because it can just as well be him being dumb or acting dumb.
It's clear he is of the opinion nothing is ever his fault, and while I agree he is fucked around by trolls and streaming channels, he gives the trolls a lot of ammo, as well as never establishing himself, which would have bypassed the limits that are usually only encountered by small content creators. He's the living example of why something that just sticks in his corner and never expands is doomed to be forgotten. As well as why trailer trash winning the lottery don't keep the money for long.
The first hour can be summarised as "I'm only pretending to be retarded". A good example of a person playing a character is James Rolfe, which now as an older person clearly has less of the ability to act retarded (not that he isn't weird in general, but way less in the violent way he is known for).
I'm at around the two hour mark, one weird thing I noticed is that he talking with his mother 3 years ago. Did he not talk with her since? Your economic future is a main topic for most paren even without bankruptcy.
As someone who only knows DSP off references and internet documentaries, in the interview he strikes me as someone equally retarded and misthinks he is good in manipulation. This makes virtually everything he says in the interview to be untrustworthy because it can just as well be him being dumb or acting dumb.
It's clear he is of the opinion nothing is ever his fault, and while I agree he is fucked around by trolls and streaming channels, he gives the trolls a lot of ammo, as well as never establishing himself, which would have bypassed the limits that are usually only encountered by small content creators. He's the living example of why something that just sticks in his corner and never expands is doomed to be forgotten. As well as why trailer trash winning the lottery don't keep the money for long.
The first hour can be summarised as "I'm only pretending to be retarded". A good example of a person playing a character is James Rolfe, which now as an older person clearly has less of the ability to act retarded (not that he isn't weird in general, but way less in the violent way he is known for).
I'm at around the two hour mark, one weird thing I noticed is that he talking with his mother 3 years ago. Did he not talk with her since? Your economic future is a main topic for most paren even without bankruptcy.
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Pretty sure they rarely talk.
The event he's referring to his when his parents paid for him and Khet's wedding and in return he agreed to a 10 year plan with his mom. 10 year plan in a nutshell: Can't forever be a youtube content creator, need to find a job and get serious.
But then covid happened and gave him a convenient excuse to memory hole that whole thing.
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That doxxing horse fucker is rid
Neither Doody nor Keem were the most embarrassing participants in that recent call. Holy Chris Chan, Batman!
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that dooky guy is a retard. This won't end up with Dave's demise. It was just a fun little interview. Nothing more. People need to realise Pig doesn't care about this shit, he'll spin it
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Inshallah, the pigroach will land a deal with WWE, and through the will of both the corn gods and Allah, will become rich.The Pigroach Abides.
On another topic, it's amazing that from all this clusterfuck of marvel and madness, comes out a paradigm shift akin to a redemption arc for Keem. He genuinely appears professional, mild-mannered, somewhat wise and tough-skinned through all this.
Yes I, and we, know what a heartless scumbag he can be, and have been, but his role in all his mess forcefully puts him on the light side of the moon. Every time he showed up was gold and the cherry on the top of Phil's grave digging. He uses this perfectly to pursue his 2.0 career, post-DA, and enforcing his "business savvy, cool guy, internet heavyweight, successful guy who has learned and matured" image.
In the end, DSP would have been profitable for a lot of people, except himself.
Or he goes bankrupt again
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Speaking of retards, the Sub Reddit for DSP is full of them. They're happy that Panda is getting invovled. Why can't the bitch be left alone?
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He has said in the past that he talks to his dad at least once a week, whether or not he maintains that promise is probably uncertain, he could just straight up be lying and instead of talking on the phone like he said he does, he probably just gets messaged by his father every now and then and he just says single word responses like "okay", "cool", "see you".
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The funniest part was Phil saying the interview went well and maybe he could make regular appearances! Then the very next day going on an unhinged two-hour rant about how the interview was all a detractor trick and Craig was out to get him. All because everyone is saying he looked like a lying fool on the interview, and that HAS to be someone else's fault. It's always someone else's fault. Not all the lying and question dodging.
Aside from using Phil's own words against him (which he hates), the "slave trade" moment was important because early in the interview Adam and Craig saw the real Phil. Denying he made the slave joke because the girl was black and saying that he "doesn't notice race" was their cue that Phil would lie about everything after that, and they treated him accordingly.
Truly Christmas in March.
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Just a heads up:
The side scrollers channel grew by 10% in just 2 days
From 30.2k subs before phil
to 33.2k after phil
Their livestreams had 1 to 2 thousand views and phil's stream has rn 47k while the aftermath stream has 17k rn.
Bredy gud. Phil must be boiling in his own gout
The side scrollers channel grew by 10% in just 2 days
From 30.2k subs before phil
to 33.2k after phil
Their livestreams had 1 to 2 thousand views and phil's stream has rn 47k while the aftermath stream has 17k rn.
Bredy gud. Phil must be boiling in his own gout
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i thought Doody was the worst detractor but this kino guy he invited take the cake.
paraphrasing
craig: "what is something that made you detractor"
kino: "I can say some serious things right of the bat. dsp has this cat"
paraphrasing
craig: "what is something that made you detractor"
kino: "I can say some serious things right of the bat. dsp has this cat"
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Not to mention they raked in 2k in Superchats during the Phil interview and another nice chunk in the aftermath. But now they have to play it smart to use this momentum. Craig for example is already in talks with That being Said and other channels. Though I hope they don't become a part of the vortex. Maybe play it like Gundam who only makes the ocasional DSP video
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Is Phil finally reaching the endgame? I can't understand why else he would want to be on that podcast if he wasn't struggling to keep the remaining dents in line. Maybe I'm retarded I'm not as versed on dsp lore as others here.
The Gundam clip was just the final strawberry on top of the already iced cake. We witnessed the pignosis fail in real time, the two hosts turn on Phil, Keemstar jumping in to further dispel the bullshit, and finally Gundam to slap the piggy one last time.