"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

I'm assuming that last picture is a silhouette of Phil himself. He looks like fucking Uncle Fester.

 

[Twrx]

I'm assuming that last picture is a silhouette of Phil himself. He looks like fucking Uncle Fester.

Of course it is. He's the ultimate badass, the person that should be most feared. I wonder if he'll ever pass through the middle school phase.

 

[Scourge Pasty]

Easy talk from for Phil waiting for an economic collapse since US tax dollars financially support his ass. It's like dudes working in the coal mines feeling fine about calling for a strike while their wives are nurses or some shit.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm assuming that last picture is a silhouette of Phil himself. He looks like fucking Uncle Fester.

He can't even manage not to look retarded in silhouette.

 

[The Dude]

Is Phil going bald? Or is he wearing that stupid balaclava in that silhouette picture? I know his hair has been subject to male pattern baldness for a while, but the idea that Phil has gone full-goose Q Ball makes me giggle a little.

 

[Bassomatic]

Easy talk from for Phil waiting for an economic collapse since US tax dollars financially support his ass. It's like dudes working in the coal mines feeling fine about calling for a strike while their wives are nurses or some shit.

There's a few major archtypes of people who WANT a total mad max situation. #1 and covers all of them are idiots. What flavor of idiot breaks down into a few flavors, I won't bother to go into why total system failure would suck (even for someone as myself who like many are not happy with the current system)
Now in Phil's flavor are the crabs in a bucket clueless. He really thinks if you drop us all back to square one he can jump on top. Lets' be real, Jeff Bezos would probably have a 5 story stone hut in 3 years after the great collapse. Because that nigga hustles. This isn't saying he's a great guy or anything.
Honestly, Phil is dumb enough to think if shit got SUPER bad in the US we wouldn't turn tard bux off to ramp up, meds, ammo, food etc. If lovely perfectly pro LGBT "Red" China invades as Phil hopes, he'd probably be "drafted" into picking up metal scrapings off shop floors to make more tanks or some shit.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Reminder that one of the countries he flaps his arms over isn't even commie no more and fighting worse than an african warlord, and the other gave the economic side of it up decades ago and has to run ponzi schemes with its own industry to not eat shit.

Also both would kill him as a waste of resources.

You think Taters knows the first thing about Communism, Capitalism or any other type of "ism" except the massive autism he has?

And even then he pretends it's some kind of superpower but you take one look at the derpy eyes and snaggle toothed mouth and know you're dealing with a retard.

Lol, no he didn’t. Phil doesn’t even know what a recession is. Phil, a recession is a situation where your artisan pizza and mall ninja toys become too expensive for you to afford. If it gets really bad, people start asking about all those people on benefits who are physically capable of working.

Except Taters is too retarded for that yet thinks he's smarter.

Is Phil going bald? Or is he wearing that stupid balaclava in that silhouette picture? I know his hair has been subject to male pattern baldness for a while, but the idea that Phil has gone full-goose Q Ball makes me giggle a little.

Yes and yes.

He's been going bald for a while now based on some pictures taken a few years back but he wears the balaclava all the time to make him look more badass without understanding even when in silhouette you can see his misshapen potato head and just feel the "derp" coming off the man.

 

[Adamska]

You think Taters knows the first thing about Communism, Capitalism or any other type of "ism" except the massive autism he has?

And even then he pretends it's some kind of superpower but you take one look at the derpy eyes and snaggle toothed mouth and know you're dealing with a retard.


Except Taters is too retarded for that yet thinks he's smarter.


Yes and yes.

He's been going bald for a while now based on some pictures taken a few years back but he wears the balaclava all the time to make him look more badass without understanding even when in silhouette you can see his misshapen potato head and just feel the "derp" coming off the man.

Oh I know, but he also reads this thread since it's the only place that actually acknowledges him at all these days so he has to cope and seethe with knowing that he'd be Aktion T4'ed or forced to work to death in a camp on some level. Also it's hilarious he's too retarded to even bother with countries that are sort of communist that don't suck, like Vietnam.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh I know, but he also reads this thread since it's the only place that actually acknowledges him at all these days so he has to cope and seethe with knowing that he'd be Aktion T4'ed or forced to work to death in a camp on some level. Also it's hilarious he's too retarded to even bother with countries that are sort of communist that don't suck, like Vietnam.

He's so binary when you get down to it.

Okay so America is capitalist, Christian and conservative. That means he needs to be communist, Satanist and anarchist and fails at all of them.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He's so binary when you get down to it.

Okay so America is capitalist, Christian and conservative. That means he needs to be communist, Satanist and anarchist and fails at all of them.

You've heard of Rebel Without a Cause

Now there's Rebel with too many Causes.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You've heard of Rebel Without a Cause

Now there's Rebel with too many Causes.

I would have said "Rebel Without a Clue" but that also works.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You've heard of Rebel Without a Cause

Now there's Rebel with too many Causes.

Definitely puts the reeeeeeeeeee in rebel

 

[Cybertonia]

I love how Phil can't even be a vague silhouette without looking like a sped

I bet his next profile picture is just gonna be a dashed outline and he's still gonna look like an idiot

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I love how Phil can't even be a vague silhouette without looking like a sped

I bet his next profile picture is just gonna be a dashed outline and he's still gonna look like an idiot

The retardation just oozes from any picture he's associated with.

 

[The Dude]

I'm sure Phil believes he's a total badass with his balaclava. Probably thinks he looks like a SWAT officer or some guerilla or something. But to me he just looks like a massive blackhead on Doctor Pimple Popper or racist Uncle Fester in blackface or something. Actually, he likely does it because he's embarrassed about his big, fat derp face, but tries to comfort himself by thinking he looks badass.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I love how Phil can't even be a vague silhouette without looking like a sped

I bet his next profile picture is just gonna be a dashed outline and he's still gonna look like an idiot

You just know his final profile picture is going to be a solid chalk outline on the ground when he inevitably pisses some group off enough that they actually go ahead and take him out.

I'm sure Phil believes he's a total badass with his balaclava. Probably thinks he looks like a SWAT officer or some guerilla or something. But to me he just looks like a massive blackhead on Doctor Pimple Popper or racist Uncle Fester in blackface or something. Actually, he likely does it because he's embarrassed about his big, fat derp face, but tries to comfort himself by thinking he looks badass.

Phil has always wanted to look badass, so he tries to take what he perceives in pop culture as 'tough' and 'edgy' and puts it on himself to try and capture that intimidation factor. Hence the stupid tattoos calling himself a woman as well as the 'Kylo Ren mask' three lines on the bridge of his nose (which is funny given how much of a fucking loser Kylo Ren was). He is like so many others in that he talks the talk and tries to look the part, but is too much of a chickenshit coward to walk the walk and take the Ls where they happen.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil has always wanted to look badass, so he tries to take what he perceives in pop culture as 'tough' and 'edgy' and puts it on himself to try and capture that intimidation factor. Hence the stupid tattoos calling himself a woman as well as the 'Kylo Ren mask' three lines on the bridge of his nose (which is funny given how much of a fucking loser Kylo Ren was). He is like so many others in that he talks the talk and tries to look the part, but is too much of a chickenshit coward to walk the walk and take the Ls where they happen.

He’s like superior lolcow CWC, in that he holds an unflattering funhouse mirror up to any subculture in which he takes an interest and makes it more retarded. You can find ignorance, cowardice, shallowness and posturing among troons, commies, anarchists and Antifags with ease, but he really runs with it.

Basically, if your subculture appeals to Phil, take a good, long look at yourself.

 

[Cybertonia]

You just know his final profile picture is going to be a solid chalk outline on the ground when he inevitably pisses some group off enough that they actually go ahead and take him out.

His final outline is going to be a greenish stain on the floor of his hovel, after they get done shoveling out the putrid bloating corpse that was Phil

 

[Need4Sneed]

 

[Adamska]

Phil unironically defending that eh? First time he probably ever committed a crime and of course it's a form of noncery.