DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: The Side Scrollers Podcast Week of March 13th

[MetalOwls]

The ONLY way IMO this ends The PigRoach is if Panda comes out and says she was groomed by him. And provides proof. IF that happens, then we could see the PeadophileSydePhil arc.

LowTierGod cradlesnatched Aliana from the age of 16 when he was in his thirties, and that fact alone hasn't really affected him.

Grooming is obviously extremely gross, but you'd have to be as hell to think that'll kill a lolcow's thread.

 

[PutridElephant]

Ok, I just caught another lie, if you can fucking believe it. He said during the break, in his early stream yesterday, that a FAN wrote a message to him, detailing what happened during the Aftermath stream on Side Scrollers and that's why he needed to watch and react to it.

Now, during the late stream, he said that KAT was the one that warned him about the podcast and made him curious to watch what happened. Once again, which one is it, Phil?

Khet his biggest fan! DEBONKED

 

[TwinkleStar]

LowTierGod cradlesnatched Aliana from the age of 16 when he was in his thirties, and that fact alone hasn't really affected him.

Grooming is obviously extremely gross, but you'd have to be as hell to think that'll kill a lolcow's thread.

That's fair. I don't know what could really kill his career at this point. Unless he's revealed to be abusing Khet in some way and even then......I don't think it would.

 

[SwordOverhead]

This does feel like an ending for DSP.

Not that he's going to stop streaming or begging. That'll never stop. Just that with this interview and his bridge burning, he's effectively destroyed any chance he had of growing outside of his little pig farm. He ruined any chance of making money with Keem, Craig and others out of his pathetic little ego and inability to stop lying. He's capped himself and cut off every avenue for growth. He might get future interviews but they will be much more hostile and even less tolerant of his behavior due to his backstabbing.

He's cemented himself as a lolcow with now no ways to even at least make money off of that. He's going to be begging and snorting into his 60s before he dies of heart failure. There's no out for him and he's destroyed any future he may've had.

Best of all. He has no detractor to blame. Fans didn't fuck him over. his wives, those streetfighter guys he bullied, Sidescrollers or even Keemstar.

He did it to himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls

 

[Ol' Slag]

He genuinely appears professional, mild-mannered, somewhat wise and tough-skinned through all this.

Keem seemed to come off as a jealous lover but maybe I'm reading it different. The initial interview seemed fine but the shit show that was the doody thing last night made he seem salty.

Like Keem already won and he wants to interview paypigs now, wants to contact Pandalee on Doody's advice?

 

[TwinkleStar]

60's? That's generous. Honestly, there's jobs in the world that don't care what a "lolcow" is. He insists on being an online presence. Well this is what happens. You'll get haters and people to call you out. ESPECIALLY when you're like The Pig who is hateful and toxic. Its his own damn fault yeah, but it could be fixed. It won't be though.

Keem seemed to come off as a jealous lover but maybe I'm reading it different. The initial interview seemed fine but the shit show that was the doody thing last night made he seem salty.

Like Keem already won and he wants to interview paypigs now, wants to contact Pandalee on Doody's advice?

Doody is such a tard for that. Leave Panda alone. Fucking Spergs.

 

[hector85]

Best of all. He has no detractor to blame. Fans didn't fuck him over.

oh but they did! when craig said he wanted info on DSP no fan stepped up and sent craig positive things about phil. but its some how the detractors fault because they sent in info.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Doody is such a tard for that. Leave Panda alone. Fucking Spergs.

Also Doody got a bunch of lore wrong. Like a bunch. Doody will 100 percent fuck this shit up worse than Doody and the other voices did last night.

Towards the end of the podcast the autism was so strong from all the "detractors" it scared Craig off.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Keem seemed to come off as a jealous lover but maybe I'm reading it different. The initial interview seemed fine but the shit show that was the doody thing last night made he seem salty.

I think it's more him being tired of Phil keeping on shittalking him from his hugbox. KEEM sure semed to have taken the last 24 hours personally. Is that kinda petty and such? Sure but honestly what did Phil think would happen when he kept taking potshots and a huge drama queen with a massive reach and fuck you money?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, if you keep going after bigger people than yourself it is only a matter of time before one of them says "fuck it" and claps back hard.

 

[Ol' Slag]

I think it's more him being tired of Phil keeping on shittalking him from his hugbox. KEEM sure semed to have taken the last 24 hours personally. Is that kinda petty and such? Sure but honestly what did Phil think would happen when he kept taking potshots and a huge drama queen with a massive reach and fuck you money?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, if you keep going after bigger people than yourself it is only a matter of time before one of them says "fuck it" and claps back hard.

Totally valid point. I hadn't thought of it that way. The Pandalee thing is still fucking retarded though.

Edit: If Keem decided to go after Derich I would be one hundred percent on board cause I think with his constant sexual addiction he might be a pervert/sexual deviant IRL soon.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A simple screenshot. That's all it would tak to clear his name and nobody but Craig would have seen it. The fact that Phil was presented this one golden oppertunity to pull one of his biggest wins ever and shit on all the detractors and he chooses to not do it? From the most petty man on the planet? Bullshit. If there was ever even a fraction of doubt that's all but shattered now.

He's had that opportunity since day 1. And here we are.

He could've just held his phone up to the screen like he's done a few times on his own stream in the past several months when it suits the narrative.

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Can't dude. He might become that 'charge your battery' meme.

 

[BlackDragoons]

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The lunacy of this pigger's setup will never cease to amaze me.

This is like watching someone play Factorio and just manually craft everything.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You can tell when Phil is lying as when he states his lies he says "...correct?" and "...right?". It's such an easy tell.

There's an even easier tell - you can see his mouth moving.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not handwritten if you are referring to this:

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Rochelle fudged the numbers somehow.

After all these years listening to Dave, he's definitely no "bankruptcy fraud" mastermind.

But it's still pretty funny, that even with these insane business expenses he arrives at an average household income of:
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So we have business expenses of average ~$5200 and a whole different set of expenses that cover the remaining $5,733.01 net profit.
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Absolutely insane that he got away with this.

Crap. Could have sworn there was a handwritten version. I'm taking Ls left and right. Not as bad as Phail is though.

 

[TwinkleStar]

There's people on a keem video telling him to avoid the DSP Sphere now. The Autists are worse than Piggy in some aspects. Just fucking stop sperging all over and Let Pig ruin his own life. He doesn't need you to help him.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

I saw an1337 was streaming yesterday around the same time as the doody call was happening. Man, if only it had been An on the call yesterday instead of doody.. I hate complaining since these past few days have been amazing, but doody triggers me so bad. "1minuteman is derich's parents" "pasta derich" holy fuck what an embarrassment. It's honestly a miracle that the craig and adam interview went so well, considering the amount of retards that probably spammed their twitter with fake info like the 1minuteman retardation. It's too bad, since Doody always shows up first in youtube search results when you search "DSP", people automatically assume he's a reliable source of info. Maybe in the future, if someone like Craig or Keemstar asks for info about DSP, people could warn them ahead of time about alogs like Doody who lie constantly. But that probably wouldn't work, since it would just make them confused and not know who to believe/where to get information from.

 

[myone]

Crap. Could have sworn there was a handwritten version. I'm taking Ls left and right. Not as bad as Phail is though.

Doesn't matter. The $9k is a good thing to bring up, because it's utterly insane. It also demonstrates that they included any and all of his expenses as business expenses (and then utilizied them again where they substract expenses from net income). Even with his gacha spending he's not spending $9k in a month on "business" (I think), assuming he wanted to sneak those in.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Even with his gacha spending he's not spending $9k in a month (I think).

He went into $500000 of credit card and personal loan debt while making way more each month. So no matter how insane it sounds he most like does spend all his money each month.

 

[myone]

He went into $500000 of credit card and personal loan debt while making way more each month. So no matter how insane it sounds he most like does spend all his money each month.

Yeah I phrased that poorly. Have since edited to clarify. Obviously he is spending all the money somehow.

My brain was thinking about the "business expenses" category, assuming that he threw all his microtransactions in there too, I don't think that alone explains $9k. The figure must include all his other expenses too.

But it's a moot point. Smarter people than me have tried to make sense of those filings here. It's been done and it's just nonsense.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I saw an1337 was streaming yesterday around the same time as the doody call was happening. Man, if only it had been An on the call yesterday instead of doody.. I hate complaining since these past few days have been amazing, but doody triggers me so bad. "1minuteman is derich's parents" "pasta derich" holy fuck what an embarrassment. It's honestly a miracle that the craig and adam interview went so well, considering the amount of retards that probably spammed their twitter with fake info like the 1minuteman retardation. It's too bad, since Doody always shows up first in youtube search results when you search "DSP", people automatically assume he's a reliable source of info. Maybe in the future, if someone like Craig or Keemstar asks for info about DSP, people could warn them ahead of time about alogs like Doody who lie constantly. But that probably wouldn't work, since it would just make them confused and not know who to believe/where to get information from.

Agreed, I think the vortex needs someone like Craig and Adam to cover more stuff like this. I know they said they don't want this to be the DSP show, but I really enjoyed the level headed Craig as the host and Adam as the griller. They were completely fair to Phil the entire time and wanted to get to the bottom of it all. I do think Sidescrollers has a thing going if they keep up this format with other guests. Whatever they were doing before this probably should be a distant memory.