Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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ten dollars off said:
After all this talk of Patrick being fat, I expected him to be... fat. He barely has a belly in these photos.
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Camera filters on phones are a thing. Not only can they make you look pretty, they can make you look skinny.
ten dollars off said:
His wife is okay looking, too.
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ten dollars off said:
Sorry, my standards are low after spending time on the Disney Adults thread.
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If you like fat retards can I recommend the Deathfats subforum to you?
 
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Fat man who owes over $47,000 talking about not paying bills https://payquasi.lol/

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I actually sincerely hope he gets elected, he's like the sfwa's vampire, they've invited him in and he's never leaving.
 
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It has to be said that there may well be human beings out there with a greater physical mass than Patrick. But spiritually he is the fattest man who has ever lived. Not just food, cheap beer, and unfortunate black children, but also all hope, joy, talent and intellect around him disappear down his gaping maw and insatiable gullet never to be seen again, like stars drawn into a black hole. In this way he acquires a sort of anti-charisma, a fearful gravity of his own making, the pull of which attracts all manner of people as degenerate and deranged as Pat himself. Never before have I witnessed something so wondrous, so terrible, or so unfathomably obese.

Also, he has fucking tits.

TL;DR Pat is FAT
 
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An automatic clown said:
Fat has opinions on people's looks who are far more educated than his measley 1.2gpa could get him

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If Pat was capable of understanding what irony is, it would not be lost in him how much of it there is in him making fun of other peoples ‘ looks.

God he is so fucking fat.
 
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keytar said:
...like stars drawn into a black hole. In this way he acquires a sort of anti-charisma, a fearful gravity of his own making, the pull of which attracts all manner of people as degenerate and deranged as Pat...
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I'm beginning to think Niki isn't actually losing weight, she's just being slowly spaghettified as she approaches Patrick's Schwarzschild radius.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
Pat is fat, but he has the tits of an even fatter man. And they torpedo in opposite directions, like they're desperately trying to get away from each other.
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Pretend that his shirts aren't cheap shit, pretend he's our customer, and he wants us to correct the obvious fit issues. We look at pull lines to determine what adjustments need to be made. First, you look at the shoulder seam. How far down the shoulder apex are they, and does the customer just need to size up? In Pat's case, the shoulder seam goes pretty far down his arm, so no, sizing up isn't the fix, he's actually wearing a shirt that is slightly technically too large. That seems very counterintuitive, but if you look at both pictures, there is actually excess fabric in certain places, despite it being very tight in other spots.

No, what our customer needs is a FBA, a full bust adjustment. Ignore him bleating at you that it's his pecs that are big, no if that was the case, the pull along the shoulder seam would be more even. His tits have a very prominent apex that you don't get with muscular men. That's why the pull lines radiate around his neck like that.
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I hate to tell you guys this, but I think that in addition to being a fat faggot our man Pat has bitch tits.
 
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