Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I feel some of the lore is missing. How did things escalate? When did he break out the internet tough guy shit? When was the first childling, first stalkering, first prison enjoying?
I can't help ya because I only became aware of this prick after those ridiculous subpoenas against the farms, but I imagine it came about like this. One rando DM'd Pat to tell him off and got childed several times. He then shared it on the forums and several others tried their luck and got the same thing. Simple pattern recognition.
 
lol. I meant standards in what constitutes fat, not attractive to me. When we have morbidly obese 500lb people as spectacles, some guy who is like 50 lbs overweight doesn't seem big enough to focus on, weight-wise.

No you're wrong actually Fatrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits who ows quasi $47,033.78 and counting.
 
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Rick’s Richard Fattenborough persona
SUCKS!

Notes? He just looked it up on wikipedia before tweeting.
Ah, well, close enough, this is probably better than he normally does:
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The original Tweet by Calorific Rick is still up.


It is by far the worst thing to happen on the eleventh of September, ever. He replies to everyone. Claims he pays the bills with comedy, has more followers unlike the respondents, bragged about ratio'ing people in 2018.

How many of these reactions are 'brothermen' from the Opie & Anthony subreddit?

I feel some of the lore is missing. How did things escalate? When did he break out the internet tough guy shit? When was the first childling, first stalkering, first prison enjoying?
He's been making an ass of himself on the internet long, long before he came to OnA's attention, before twitter was even a thing. There's some material under Kempesh in this thread that shows he was the same shitty person before his first wife left him (and he threatened to kill her and his own child, who he abandoned).

As for the escalation, it was pretty gradual, but I'm pretty sure this all became locked in with "No child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina." It's like giving a kid a toy that makes an obnoxious sound, that trigger or string is going to be pulled until the battery dies. Which, just looking at Patrick, should be within the next 10-15 years, if that.
 
His sheer insistence that he is not, and has never been, fat, and that he is in fact a pinnacle of peak physical performance who goes to the gym every day, adds 150lb easily.
Yep. Unless one is professional bodybuilding stage ready (as in that mentally ill to track their BF % and calorie intake so obsessively), all of us are a lot fatter than we think. I wanted to get to a certain BF percentage myself recently. I thought if I hit a certain weight at my current body composition, I'd be there. Turns out I needed to lose 23 more pounds of adipose tissue than I originally thought. My HCP told me this is a common misconception these days. He thinks it's because our societal baseline is much fatter now than it ever has been, so we're all used to seeing each other heavier than we should be.
He's been making an ass of himself on the internet long, long before he came to OnA's attention, before twitter was even a thing. There's some material under Kempesh in this thread that shows he was the same shitty person before his first wife left him (and he threatened to kill her and his own child, who he abandoned).

As for the escalation, it was pretty gradual, but I'm pretty sure this all became locked in with "No child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina." It's like giving a kid a toy that makes an obnoxious sound, that trigger or string is going to be pulled until the battery dies. Which, just looking at Patrick, should be within the next 10-15 years, if that.
Dude, you'd be surprised how long modern medicine can keep people going. With luck, we'll get 25 more years of our fat little buddy's sperging (and with added progressively worsening comorbidities!).
 
The original Tweet by Calorific Rick is still up.


It is by far the worst thing to happen on the eleventh of September, ever. He replies to everyone. Claims he pays the bills with comedy, has more followers unlike the respondents, bragged about ratio'ing people in 2018.

How many of these reactions are 'brothermen' from the Opie & Anthony subreddit?

I feel some of the lore is missing. How did things escalate? When did he break out the internet tough guy shit? When was the first childling, first stalkering, first prison enjoying?
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How'd that work out for you, fat?
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Literary cares about Twitter engagement
 
I haven't read the whole thread yet, so apologies if this point has been mentioned before.

For the umpteenth time, the utter destruction of a Patty Expanded Waistline Universe (TFYS@Johnny Salami) orbiter reminds us of how much of an asshole Pat is.

-He always knows Owen will go for slow minded people trying to vouch for Pat.
-He always knows their lives are about to become a living hell unless they stop defending him immediately.
- He knows all he needs to do to save these people is warn them.
- He never does it. Ever. And I've seen it happen dozens of times.

As dumb as they are, these people get screwed because they are trying to help him. And helping them back would take seconds for a man that regularly spends 13 hours a day arguing with his toilet about how much* flatulence his wife's vagina can take!

Why does he do it? Pure selfishness? Schadenfreude? Some weird fetish? Just regular old absolute lack of empathy? Hoping a new target will eventually stick and the rascals will let him go? I really can't tell at this point.


*Considering the following:
1) Human farts consist of roughly 50% methane (from digestion) and 50% nitrogen (from ingested air);
2) Current Milwaukee temp of 1 Celsius
3) Air pressure in Milwaukee is about 99kpa
4) Average vagina volume of 100 mL.

Applying of that to the PV=nRT formula, we can conclude 2 things:

1) The average Milwaukeeian woman can contain about 0.624 grams of Basketball American gas in her vagina.
2) Thick Nikki being a GIANT whore with a huge body count (per Patty's own words!) has a vagina size of 10 times the normal, and therefore can easily receive 6.24 grams of air aroma in her pussy.

Twice that if she starts doing some kegels.
 
From BudDickman on the other fourm:

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Funnily enough, this is the second lolpig I know of that admitted to never wearing underwear. He also indirectly confessed to having a tiny penis. Underwear is known to compress your bulge and he claims that even without it, you cannot spot the Milwaukee Micro.
 
I still don't know what a CHUD is. I've asked people to explain it a dozen times now, and I get a different answer every time. Some tell me its a play on Chad, some tell me its from a movie, another told me its an acronym. It's like when a kid makes up a word to insult you with because they don't know any swears. I force people like this to explain what a CHUD is to really bog down the conversation and deflate their anger.
 
I still don't know what a CHUD is. I've asked people to explain it a dozen times now, and I get a different answer every time. Some tell me its a play on Chad, some tell me its from a movie, another told me its an acronym. It's like when a kid makes up a word to insult you with because they don't know any swears. I force people like this to explain what a CHUD is to really bog down the conversation and deflate their anger.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. From the movie C.H.U.D. My current rare Goodman is the cop he played in that movie.

Also considering that movie portrayed them as a metaphor for oppressed minorities, it is basically calling you a nigger. Very progressive.
 
I haven't read the whole thread yet, so apologies if this point has been mentioned before.

For the umpteenth time, the utter destruction of a Patty Expanded Waistline Universe (TFYS@Johnny Salami) orbiter reminds us of how much of an asshole Pat is.

-He always knows Owen will go for slow minded people trying to vouch for Pat.
-He always knows their lives are about to become a living hell unless they stop defending him immediately.
- He knows all he needs to do to save these people is warn them.
- He never does it. Ever. And I've seen it happen dozens of times.

As dumb as they are, these people get screwed because they are trying to help him. And helping them back would take seconds for a man that regularly spends 13 hours a day arguing with his toilet about how much* flatulence his wife's vagina can take!

Why does he do it? Pure selfishness? Schadenfreude? Some weird fetish? Just regular old absolute lack of empathy? Hoping a new target will eventually stick and the rascals will let him go? I really can't tell at this point.


*Considering the following:
1) Human farts consist of roughly 50% methane (from digestion) and 50% nitrogen (from ingested air);
2) Current Milwaukee temp of 1 Celsius
3) Air pressure in Milwaukee is about 99kpa
4) Average vagina volume of 100 mL.

Applying of that to the PV=nRT formula, we can conclude 2 things:

1) The average Milwaukeeian woman can contain about 0.624 grams of Basketball American gas in her vagina.
2) Thick Nikki being a GIANT whore with a huge body count (per Patty's own words!) has a vagina size of 10 times the normal, and therefore can easily receive 6.24 grams of air aroma in her pussy.

Twice that if she starts doing some kegels.

Let me use a political analogy. If you are an extremist, the other extreme is not your enemy - they give you ammo, with each side outraging the other. Your enemy is the extremist competition on your side, and the moderates are pawns.

A lot of people having horrible experiences with the Cumia Coomer Boomers just serves Tomlinsons purpose. And Tomlinson has and will get little wins occasionally. But his whole campaign for vindication is a waste of his life, not that he had much potential to begin with.

Anyway on to classier things - recent events inspired the following.

Available in good adult stores only: ENJOY PRISON.

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I feel some of the lore is missing. How did things escalate? When did he break out the internet tough guy shit? When was the first childling, first stalkering, first prison enjoying?
I have no links to share, but if you browse the other forum, there are some old posts from him on some gay scifi forum, and he acts pretty much exactly the same. They're probably in this thread somewhere and most likely easier to find because the other site is a horribly unorganized mess. They are really funny because the people he childs aren't his toilet or his jizz and they don't enjoy prison. They're just other scifi nerds calling him out for being wrong and acting like a cunt, and he still just doesn't back down. He's been an insufferable cunt his entire life, and the theory is that when his wife left him he went into overdrive to compensate.

He's fat too.
 
I have no links to share, but if you browse the other forum, there are some old posts from him on some gay scifi forum, and he acts pretty much exactly the same. They're probably in this thread somewhere and most likely easier to find because the other site is a horribly unorganized mess. They are really funny because the people he childs aren't his toilet or his jizz and they don't enjoy prison. They're just other scifi nerds calling him out for being wrong and acting like a cunt, and he still just doesn't back down. He's been an insufferable cunt his entire life, and the theory is that when his wife left him he went into overdrive to compensate.

He's fat too.
I don't know, his toilet is pretty stealthy. I'm not saying it's for sure that he has been haunted by his toilet his entire life, I'm just suggesting it is a distinct possibility. And you just know his liver is a-logging him always.
 
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