Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tackleberry]

Beginning to think more and more it's an in-laws thing. He used to talk a lot about not being able to move out of Minnesota because of the in-laws. I'm sure somebody else could find it better than me but within the last couple months he mentioned moving to Texas as if it was an actual possibility.

His dad used to pop into the chat fairly frequently, and he'd shout him out. How long's it been? I stopped watching just after his channel came back from Keffel's brigading.

 

[Anticipointment]

On the subject of Nicks worst day I present the following:

All the videos played fine for me except the third clip posted (the first one from June 13th) has no sound? Am I retarded or …? Tried three times.
Anyway, the other June 13th ones were a trip. Look how much he aged in two weeks! In the June 13th ones he’s drunk to the point of slurring & continuously loosing his train of thought. What is he even saying? He’s utterly devoted to Kayla, she’s the hottest woman ever, totally amazing, strong when he is weak, etc., & then, at the same time, he’s drooling over fondling another woman’s tits as he signs his name on them, being at the point of begging to be able to do so & then getting upset when she says she probably won’t show after all, & also, amongst all that, he is “done with life”, cares about nothing anymore, it’s all smashed to hell & good, fine, he’s gonna do what he wants always from now on. Honestly, what was going on?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

All the videos played fine for me except the third clip posted (the first one from June 13th) has no sound? Am I retarded or …? Tried three times.
Anyway, the other June 13th ones were a trip. Look how much he aged in two weeks! In the June 13th ones he’s drunk to the point of slurring & continuously loosing his train of thought. What is he even saying? He’s utterly devoted to Kayla, she’s the hottest woman ever, totally amazing, strong when he is weak, etc., & then, at the same time, he’s drooling over fondling another woman’s tits as he signs his name on them, being at the point of begging to be able to do so & then getting upset when she says she probably won’t show after all, & also, amongst all that, he is “done with life”, cares about nothing anymore, it’s all smashed to hell & good, fine, he’s gonna do what he wants always from now on. Honestly, what was going on?

Don't do drugs, kids...

 

[Cynthia Behave]

@footballteam

MY FRIEND (whoever you are), I THINK YOU CRACKED THE CASE...

(Kiwi won't let me reply directly to your post - happens sometimes, not sure why - but, holyfuckingshit, nice work.)

Your early clip hit it. Nick SAID IT. The crisis was over this:
1) Friends
2) Extended Family
3) Family
4) God

Context (given your clips): The issue was about over-sharing re. sex and Kayla. Someone had A LOT to say on the matter. I'm still guessing it's her father but "friends" might mean the church community. There was definitely some kind of 'casting out'.

...

Parenthetically, the Mandy of the matter actually matters to me because I adore her and these clips made me so sad. I watched those streams long form but here's why clipping matters: It distills truth. I KNOW it was "comedy" but it probably wasn't for her. It may be why Mandy is likely feeling lost now. (Also, good for her for not going to Matsuri, whether she's 43 or 33). We all laugh about "parasocial" but it's real and it's weird and Nick's behavior leans into utter faggotry. We all knew - including Nick - that she suffers from depression. It's all fun until it's not.

 

[RotPockets]

(Kiwi won't let me reply directly to your post - happens sometimes, not sure why - but, holyfuckingshit, nice work.)

Highlight what you want to reply to and use this.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I am done addressing the heresy, but it made up a bunch of the stream. He also said he might start a thing on LOCALS with some people where he talks more religion.

This talk of Nick actively talking about religion is concerning for many reasons. From a content perspective it is odd that Nick is trying to cover so many topics when historically he did his best when he focused on one: lawsplainin' da interwebs. If Nick wants to cover law, sex, drugs, and religion as a means of expanding his audience... I can't see that going well for him.

Talking about religion online is difficult to do in a meaningful way, even when it's the focus of a given channel. One would need thicker skin than has Nick has to do it well.

She really should be careful with anything she posts, anywhere.

Recommend that she (Mandy) not advertise who she is on the farms to get the most out of her experience. One can post more freely this way, and the celebrity of being a former/current local of Nick's is fleeting. The locals also likely have information on her that they may try to use against her if they feel betrayed.

Not to dissuade Mandy from joining, but given the way the locals talk, I would advise caution in how she chooses to participate.

His own admission of being a Heretical Christian allows him to dismiss religion but continue to LARP as cover for Kayla and her family when her grandpa buys him Christian mens conference tickets.

I have seen how a parent treats one they consider a prodigal child. Hope and sadness. They will likely endeavor to minister to them and bring him back to Christ if an opportunity arises.

If Nick has them fooled, their relationship is one of fellowship. If not, then Nick becomes their ministry.

I'm with you... here's my 'hold up' on the matter: What church - particularly a white-bread normie Protestant one - kicks anyone out? Most US churches are desperate for members.

People who get "officially" kicked out of protestant churches usually hold some form of office (like a deacon or elder). The removal from that office is the usual extent of being kicked out, and the shame of it is enough to keep them away. If you're more of a nobody then it would have to be pretty severe to get one "officially" kicked out.

From what I've seen, there's usually a very public apology alongside increased accountability with the given church to clear the air. Some can even incorporate their admission of sin into their ongoing testimony of God's forgiving nature.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Highlight what you want to reply to and use this.
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SHUT UP, BITCH, THIS XOOMER WINE MOM IS TRYING!!!

But, seriously, on a laptop there's a full reply button (without quoting) which often doesn't work for posts with lots of content. It sometimes happens with @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's posts. I'll be better next time. Promise.

 

[Swole McPole]

Strangely, there has been a very tiny group of "Christians" that think Jesus was just a very smart man, but not divine.

Look, I'm not a Christian and have never considered myself to be one, but even I know that the divinity of Christ is the defining feature of what constitutes a Christian. Take that out of the equation and you're just some fucking useless New Age theist hippie.

If I'd been able to say 'Oh yes, I certainly do believe that Christ was the son of God and rose again from the dead', I'd be looking forward getting buried one of the last few sweet family plots in our local parish churchyard, and not some soulless fucking patch of dirt in the municipal shithole.

My wife insists she's going to do to me what Cousin Ursula did to her husband, Hector. Get the priest out to do a quick deathbed conversion (Mother Theresa style) during the last rites, a swift Requiem Mass and into that good grave he went. But that was twenty years ago, and it's a very small churchyard. These days, I suspect even the devout don't stand much chance of getting in.

 

[RotPockets]

SHUT UP, BITCH, THIS XOOMER WINE MOM IS TRYING!!!

But, seriously, on a laptop there's a full reply button (without quoting) which often doesn't work for posts with lots of content. It sometimes happens with @Himedall All-seeing Waifu 's posts. I'll be better next time. Promise.

The reply/quote doesn’t work if the post is too long, that’s the workaround to make sure you are replying to correct post.

I think she's addicted to the parasocial relationship aspect of Locals. I'm doubtful she'll go cold turkey when there's nothing substantive to fill that hole.

Recommend that she (Mandy) not advertise who she is on the farms to get the most out of her experience. One can post more freely this way, and the celebrity of being a former/current local of Nick's is fleeting. The locals also likely have information on her that they may try to use against her if they feel betrayed.

Not to dissuade Mandy from joining, but given the way the locals talk, I would advise caution in how she chooses to participate.

Strongly agree, just join as a rando and don’t announce it. I would expect the Locals to lash out and retaliate if they felt betrayed, and would ostracize her if she continued to post there.
You’re welcomed here for what you say, not who you are. Being an online personality is a prerequisite for becoming a lolcow. It wouldn’t help your mental health to have a former community turn on you publicly. Look at how they mocked that lady talking about being a rape victim as soon as she left the conversation. Just for oversharing to garner sympathy and attention. You probably don’t want to know what they secretly think about you.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The progress of Nick's KickPayMe warms my heart.

Make a content shift. LOSE YOUR GRIFT!

 

[Cynthia Behave]

If Nick wants to cover law, sex, drugs, and religion as a means of expanding his audience... I can't see that going well for him.

SO LET'S TALK BUSINESS...

He's relying on his charisma, and he has A LOT of charisma. Can we just agree on that? (Not to mention, a contract.)

So, on that point - AND STAY WITH ME HERE - I'm an American Catholic. There's a lot of talk about becoming a smaller but more forceful (aka right-wing) Church in the future as parishioners leave in droves. (Makes me super uncomfortable as a pseudo-liberal but that's beside the point.) Nick (originally Catholic) actually mentioned that issue last night and wants to bring on some right-wing priests.

SO, BACK TO MY POINT: Nick's actually SHRUNK his viewership. He simply has. 10K live viewers bw YT and Rumble probably have a 1/3 overlap in subs so it's likely around 7K original viewers (if not even smaller). And FAR fewer superchats - that's been proven here.

Meanwhile, he's desperately shoring up cultist Locals (the radicals) for the $5/month as a cushion. (Which, actually, I think Kiwi has killed for the moment - they're all reeeing on other platforms.)

You all are a smart crowd. You get where I'm going: He's shrinking his audience in favor of loyalty. Consciously or not, I think he was banking on being able to monetize his (sort of) radicalization as some kind of smarter Rumble Millennial version of Alex Jones.

(Funny thing, though. It's not working for the GiveSendGo. The dude got WAY ahead of himself.)

Edit: Clarity

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This talk of Nick actively talking about religion is concerning for many reasons. From a content perspective it is odd that Nick is trying to cover so many topics when historically he did his best when he focused on one: lawsplainin' da interwebs. If Nick wants to cover law, sex, drugs, and religion as a means of expanding his audience... I can't see that going well for him.

Talking about religion online is difficult to do in a meaningful way, even when it's the focus of a given channel. One would need thicker skin than has Nick has to do it well.

Joe the blue Jew actually does it pretty well, but he stays in his own lane most of the time. He actually KNOWS what he is talking about and people like to hear about Orthodox Judaism.

The few times he has deviated, he has beclowned himself, but he generally is there just to provide information--not Truth or entertainment.

SO LET'S TALK BUSINESS...

He's relying on his charisma, and he has A LOT of charisma. Can we just agree on that? (Not to mention, a contract.)

So, on that point - AND STAY WITH ME HERE - I'm an American Catholic. There's a lot of talk about becoming a smaller but more forceful (aka right-wing) Church in the future as parishioners leave in droves. (Makes me super uncomfortable as a pseudo-liberal but that's beside the point.) Nick (originally Catholic) actually mentioned that issue last night and wants to bring on some right-wing priests.

SO, BACK TO MY POINT: Nick's actually SHRUNK his viewership. He simply has. 10K live viewers bw YT and Rumble probably have a 1/3 overlap in subs so it's likely around 7K original viewers (if not even smaller). And FAR fewer superchats - that's been proven here.

Meanwhile, he's desperately shoring up cultist Locals (the radicals) for the $5/month as a cushion. (Which, actually, I think Kiwi has killed for the moment - they're all reeeing on other platforms.)

You all are a smart crowd. You get where I'm going: He's shrinking his audience in favor of loyalty. Consciously or not, I think he was banking on being able to monetize his (sort of) radicalization as some kind of smarter Rumble Millennial version of Alex Jones.

(Funny thing, though. It's not working for the GiveSendGo. The dude got WAY ahead of himself.)

Edit: Clarity

Funnily enough, he USED to have a very dedicated stable of autisms that would reap him about 2-3 thousand a night in superchats... My theory is that he had to work for that, and the 5 dollar a month is lower effort for him if he can just get people to sing-up and forget about it like other subscription based services.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Because we're talking about the "worst day" yet again, I wanted to flag a tidbit I found some time ago so as to inject some additional information.

I found it a while ago and forgot about it, but the extra context provided by stream clips in May and June suggest that it might have some relevance in piecing together the personal problems Nick was discussing during that time period, and some other things, like his expressed willingness to move out of Minnesota.

To make this as easy as possible to follow, I organized my writeup chronologically.

TLDR: I do not believe that anyone was disowned or anything, but by parsing Nick's words during the May-July period very closely, I believe there is circumstantial evidence that the personal problem was a dispute with his some of his in-laws. It seems that there were events with the in-laws around two of the days that Nick indicated were important in his personal struggles: the family dinner flagged up by @footballteam, and a wedding the day after Nick cancelled a show, saying he had to "deal with some of this stuff".

May 28, 2022: The family dinner

While writing this post I saw the roundup of clips by @footballteam and integrated part of them into my timeline.

In this clip posted by @footballteam from May 28th Nick says he had a hard deadline to end the stream because he had to go to dinner with his in-laws.

May 30, 2022: The "not great" weekend concludes

In this clip from May 30th Nick says his weekend was "not great".

June 13, 2022: The drunk+high stream

In this stream from the night of June 13, Nick discusses his personal problems. Nick became visibly drunk throughout the stream, and near the end of the stream said that at the start of it he was "high as fuck".

(Some of these might have been posted already, I didn't check to see if there was overlap).

I want to highlight this clip because he specifies that the problems involve "friends, family, extended family, God".

In the first clip embedded in the spoiler below Nick says "the past two weeks and a couple days have been the most trying time in my entire life."

In the second clip Nick says "I mentioned two weeks ago and a couple days was a real, real rough spot," and adds that it was "the hardest day of my entire life".

Spoiler: Additional clips

I was confused by the very odd phrasing of "two weeks and a couple days". At first I thought he might have meant to say "and in a couple days", but a lightbulb went off when I saw the clip @footballteam posted from May 28.

If you want to take Nick's statement EXTREMELY literally, if you take the date he made this statement (the stream from Monday, June 13) and subtract "two weeks" you get Monday, May 30 - Memorial Day. If you then subtract literally "a couple days" (2 days) you get Saturday, May 28, the date of the dinner with the in-laws Nick going to that evening.

Even if you don't want to take it hyper-literally, viewed in context I believe that "two weeks and a couple days" most likely refers to some sort of incident on the Memorial Day weekend that Nick viewed as the worst day of his life, until a couple weeks later when he had a new worst day.

This stream attracted concerned commentary at the time:

I wonder what he meant about "going through some stuff" with his close family being "weird" about something.

He's acting very weird. He also mentioned that he did some drugs that he inhaled before the stream. Must be pretty stressing for him to start doing that.

The talk of severe personal problems continued into at least July, since the morning of July 4th was when the stream on Locals where Nick talked about his "worst day" being the day prior happened.

June 17, 2022: The cancelled show

Nick announced he was not streaming the night of June 17th.


Twitter | Archive

The wording of the Tweet led many to conclude that the reason for his absence was linked to his previously discussed personal problems.

No show tonight. Sounds like Nick is having personal issues.

Sounds like whatever it is will resolve or blow over by next week at least?

June 18, 2022: The family wedding?

Now let me dump some additional info.

This article has a roundup of marriage licenses issued in Kandiyohi County in May 2022 and I'm flagging it up because someone with Kayla's maiden name got remarried around that time:

Article | Archive

Based on the groom's age I'm going to speculate that if this isn't Kayla's older brother it's probably a cousin.

I do believe her to be related to him, however, because in this document from his divorce available on MCRO that's dated May 2021, when Nick's shift to a streaming career was well underway, Nick was listed as his attorney.



In addition, what appears to be his MySpace page shows that Kayla was one of his top friends on the platform.



Still with me? Well, if you look up the wedding on a MN government website (Minnesota Official Marriage System) it says the date of the marriage was... June 18, 2022.



Nick's Tweet from the previous night was a very oddly worded if the reason for his absence was a family wedding. Remember, Nick said "I have a huge, and early, day tomorrow. [...] Thanks for bearing with me as I deal with some of this stuff. Next week is looking better every minute."

That said, if the May 28 dinner really was the origin of his personal problems, Nick may have been apprehensive about attending the wedding and seeing somebody he was involved in some sort of acrimony with, whoever that person or people might or may be.

June 18, 2022: The Zoo event

Now, if Nick went to this wedding on June 18th, that's not the only event he attended. June 18th was also the Beastly Bash at the Minnesota Zoo (Archive) which took place from 5 to 11pm. For context, the MN Zoo is south of Minneapolis and about a 2 hour drive from Kandiyohi County.

Nick posted this picture from the event at the MN Zoo.


YouTube | Archive

Thanks to the archived post, we should be able to back out a rough time that photo was posted. The archive snapshot is from June 19 2022 at 4:13pm UTC and the time on the post says "15 hours ago". If my math is correct, converting to Central time and subtracting 15 hours would mean that the photo was posted somewhere around 8:13pm central time. If YouTube rounds down in that timestamp like most platforms do, that means that the post could have been made as early as 7:14pm.

I'm not 100% sure about the behavior of the YT website, so let's go with 8:13pm. Based on the schedule of events (archive) if they wanted to attend the VIP reception they would have to attend by 5pm, but they could have gotten there up to a couple hours later and still had time for Nick to post this picture.

I will allow you guys to debate as to whether they attended this wedding, or if it was an early morning wedding, or if the wedding was held somewhere in the Twin Cities area, or if they skipped out on the reception, or whatever. In the interests of space I'll leave my own thoughts for another post.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

He's relying on his charisma, and he has A LOT of charisma. Can we just agree on that? (Not to mention, a contract.)

To the astute observer, his charisma died with his blatant hypocrisy. No amount of charisma can save him now unless he goes full Ethan Ralph mode.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The progress of Nick's KickPayMe warms my heart.

Make your content shift. LOSE YOUR GRIFT!
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Wow that's brutal. I didn't think it would be this bad. This is a pretty loud and clear "Fuck you Rekieta!" from the internet if I ever saw one. Pissy half in the bag rant with that gay side eye stare he does into the camera when he's really feeling himself.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was confused by the very odd phrasing of "two weeks and a couple days". At first I thought he might have meant to say "and in a couple days", but a lightbulb went off when I saw the clip @footballteam posted from May 28.

If you want to take Nick's statement EXTREMELY literally, if you take the date he made this statement (the stream from Monday, June 13) and subtract "two weeks" you get Monday, May 30 - Memorial Day. If you then subtract literally "a couple days" (2 days) you get Saturday, May 28, the date of the dinner with the in-laws Nick going to that evening.

I think you are all onto something. Nick has talked less about his family and the cousins visiting and causing havoc in his home.

This is the autist power I have come to respect.

 

[RotPockets]

He's shrinking his audience in favor of loyalty.

To the astute observer, his charisma died with his blatant hypocrisy. No amount of charisma can save him now unless he goes full Ethan Ralph mode.

The closeted Groomer Coomer Hypocrite maneuver, he’s pulling a Nick Rekieta Fuentes. I expect some rumper dumper leaks from his Locals catboys eventually, especially considering how parasocially explicit he is with them.

Wow that's brutal. I didn't think it would be this bad. This is a pretty loud and clear "Fuck you Rekieta!" from the internet if I ever saw one. Pissy half in the bag rant with that gay side eye stare he does into the camera when he's really feeling himself.

Who could’ve predicted that blowing $180,000.00 in 6 months on extravagant luxury items while brazenly flaunting it, wouldn’t translate to an outpouring of financial support?

Ford Mustang = $100k
Johnny Depp painting by Bill Mack = $80k

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Wow that's brutal. I didn't think it would be this bad. This is a pretty loud and clear "Fuck you Rekieta!" from the internet if I ever saw one. Pissy half in the bag rant with that gay side eye stare he does into the camera when he's really feeling himself.

Even as recent as a few days ago Joe was trying to push people to give "or you don't support free speech".
He did not get the reaction he expected in the replies.
EDIT: About his expenditures, don't forget the $110K lincoln navigator black label he bought 'for his family' after Depp as well.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Wait, was there someone in this thread, mayhaps the subject of the thread, that specifically said that they think Jesus was an ordinary human and not the Son of God?

Calling it a heresy is too kind. Even Aryanism which sees Jesus Christ as not God still believed Christ as God's Son. Heck I think the same applies to Gnostics and other wierdoes that see Jesus Christ as a construct or as human that was adopted by God. Is that no matter how you spin it Jesus Christ is the Son of God is the bare minimum of Christianity. Anything less and it's not Christianity. It's in the name.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

He's relying on his charisma, and he has A LOT of charisma. Can we just agree on that?

Nope. He's a whiny cryptojew dweeb with the "charisma" of chicken entrails.