Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Jesus wept, who the hell buys his clothes? I've chastised him for his sartorial incompletence in the past, but the man never ceases to astonish me,

Where in God's name do you buy a burgundy suit with matching shirt? Is there some kind of nineties shop where Rekieta goes to buy his clothes from new/old stock? Or is this the suit he got married in? Sure, it would have been crass and tasteless back then too, but I can see that you'd be able to find such clothes back then, but where do you get them today?

And that fucking handkerchief? Does he think that's somehow classy? Does he think it makes him look cool? It's absolutely terrible? The man dresses like a fucking nigger. In the last photo I commented on, he was dressed like a 1970's nigger. In this one, he's dressed like a 1990's nigger. Presumably, he has access to a nigger clothes shop that other white people aren't allowed into? Perhaps Drex got him a special dispensation pass?

Alternatively, maybe Kayla dresses him? She loves the black cock, so she's dressing him to remind her of the kind of man that she likes?

Oi! You got a loicense to be that bad at colors, you cheeky wanker?

The tie may be burgundy, but that suit looks more indigo to me. That pocket square is cringe. Somebody should tell Nick that prowling for gay dick to go in his holes will work better when he doesn't dress to get laughed at.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The above seems to be directed at people he's known for 20 years and then his whole life. Sounds like family, and maybe Nick did care somewhat, but his sexual priorities of being a "horny, happy, motherfucker" obviously won out and Nick took Kayla with him (which was, evidently, not at all hard to do).

It remains curious as to what "someone" did (and when) to make Memorial Day weekend the worst day of his life and why it was July 3rd that would be the new worst day (and not the wedding on June 18th when they could have been around the in-laws).

Given how Nick has been acting out, it seems to be related to sexual matters given the context of his coomer arc (restraints were off in his "personal life" and Nick assumed his internet audience would be up for the sexy ride). If the in-laws are indeed the ones who caused Nick and Kayla trouble, it would stand to reason that they caught wind of something(s) in Nick and Kayla's marriage they didn't like and confronted them. As to how and what they found out, who can say. Which is too bad, since the cause is more interesting to me than the blowup itself.

Yes. I pointed out that the time that the "20 years" comment only really made sense if he was referencing the in-laws. I don't want to get too far into FanFic Farms territory and speculate too much, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was called out on his views on something by his in-laws and decided to stop pretending about his values and worldview for their benefit. I don't know if it's really about something sexual - I think he has enough sense to not say "we're going to Hedonism II" - but there's any number of other things it could be.

The sex/drugs talk escalated dramatically after June, and it's only kind of stopped this year as Nick has to have realized the damage it's done to him.

Based on his confusion about people getting weirded out by his obsession with the Balldo, not realizing that people were participating based on the fact they thought they were laughing with Nick at the stupidity of the product and were not down for him to eagerly describe his escapades with his Balldo and the rest of the "field kit", he probably thought the audience would be fine with it.

Overall a good night for rumble rants. Rumble was a bit unstable but it seems to be only on the stats end as viewers didn't tank hard like other nights.

Going to attempt to remember to do a log of Crowder on Monday and see if similar stat issues occur. Seems like it's a growing pain issue.

The problem for Nick is that a good night across both YT and Rumble is about half of what he pulled in every single day before he got banned.

The Locals subscription revenue will counterbalance that, but that revenue might not last forever, if the 1-2 dozen-strong band of regulars are right that the chat is dead. Almost every guest that Nick has on who isn't Camelot says that the Locals chat was too crazy for them and that the insanity from the band of regulars chased them out.

I would be interested in seeing how much Crowder pulls in (does he even take super chats or is it just the subscription?)

- He said he is going out to his unpaved driveway with a tape to measure the depth of an icy wheel rut to see if he can get his mid-life crisis out onto the road.

Looks like central MN is still frozen over. That will go well.

 

[RotPockets]

Where in God's name do you buy a burgundy suit with matching shirt? Is there some kind of nineties shop where Rekieta goes to buy his clothes from new/old stock?

Nick clearly buys used suits from ‘The Original Kings of Comedy Tour’ at auctions for inflated prices, and she raided the wardrobe of ‘Married with Children’ while squatting under the set in the 90s like a bridge troll.

 

[MudPeople]

Nick clearly buys used clothes from ‘The Original Kings of Comedy Tour’ off auctions at inflated prices, and she raided the wardrobe of ‘Married with Children’ while squatting under the set in 90s like a bridge troll.

I think he said he had it tailor made, personally I thought he looked lilke a pimp in the full body photo he showed during the stream.

 

[Maude Snew]

Given how Nose is taking the long way toward suicide (and rhinophyma), I can understand why he has ED. Drex, though? We talking about the same alpha male dom pussy-slayer who for sure isn't lying/exaggerating to cover up massive insecurities? I thought he'd have a near constant erection.

Maybe I'm thinking of the times he drives by a middle school.

I've been poisoned by the trio of Fat Rick, Shane, and the Nose, who all talk about that shit way too much to compensate, two for extreme fatness, one for extreme alcoholism, so I allowed myself to be carried by that somewhat. Drexel is pretty in shape so probably not as bad. But all of this makes way too much time spent thinking about some dude's junk on the Internet, I'm beginning to sound like Ethan Ralph talking about that broke dick Joshua Moon. I will pull up and just drop the subject. Maybe find Christ or something, I hear someone might have a new show segment for that.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I don't want to get too far into FanFic Farms territory and speculate too much, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was called out on his views on something by his in-laws and decided to stop pretending about his values and worldview for their benefit. I don't know if it's really about something sexual - I think he has enough sense to not say "we're going to Hedonism II" - but there's any number of other things it could be.

Agreed, there are some things we can't know for sure. That said, Nick's Worst Day(s) are not a lynchpin for my interest and if I never get more information on it, that's fine.

Not to diminish those troublesome weeks, but Nick's worst day is just another outcome of his natural decline. Nick managed to bury it pretty well too during a time when people were much less critical of him. He could have gotten away with it if he didn't burn through his grifted goodwill by doubling down on his idiocy and invite well-deserved scrutiny. Nick's current position came from a series of mistakes largely based on his behavioral patterns and (misplaced) priorities and values. Anything that sheds light on these things are of most interest to me.

What I am most thankful for that came out of this dive into Nick's Worst Day(s) was a clearer prioritization of Nick's (professed) values, and more importantly; what causes him to suffer. Not that I want to see Nick suffer in his personal life, mind you. Truthfully, I am not terribly invested in his professional success/failure either as these things have literally nothing to do with me. Nick's suffering is merely interesting to me in the context of his hedonism because it reminded me of something. I just wanted more evidence.

I will post more on that soon (pending personal obligations) since I now have less reason to keep this to myself, and rather than let my reasoning stagnate, I would appreciate other perspectives from interested parties. Honestly, I'm having a surprising amount of fun here on KF, and this thread in particular.

Like you, I don't want to get too far into FanFic Farms territory and speculate too much. Merely trying to contribute to a reasonable(?) profile for our subject of discussion.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know if anybody else listened to MATI today, but Null made an overture to Rekiteta to cover Ralph's legal drama, and said that he would make a point to guest on such a show. He's suggested other legal topics he could cover (i.e. Onison) in previous recent shows.

I think maybe our Dear Feeder might be trying to keep Nick from descending further into cowdom.

Would have been great if it was the AI voice too.

The sad thing for an oldfag like me is that "2018 Nick" would have saw that video and probably upvoted it.

Alas, current Nick is terminally coom brained and seemingly can't take a fuckin' joke.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Tylophone notary shit aside, I genuinely enjoy Ty when he comes on stream. He seems like everything one would want Nick to be- God-fearing, hard working, family man. Yeah maybe not the best process guy, but he feels well-intentioned.

I am still wondering wtf he and Rackets went up to Washington to talk about with the Frog God / Necromancer games guy (was it already the OGL getting blown up? Were they planning an alternative con to Garycon/Gencon? Was it some new company or potential acquisition?).

I like Ty too. Though he deserves mockery for his ineptitude.

I wouls bet that the idea was to create a role-playing system that was FREE in the light of thr OGL being revoked.

Ty created rules for some wargaming that is used by the Rand Corporation, and his geekdom aligned with Frog God games seems to point in this direction.

That said, I expect this project to go like his Web-hosting service. (Anyone else remember that?) It was supposed to be a domain registrar and hosting service that would make you cancel-proof, but it seems to have never gotten off the ground. The publicity through the Vic case could have been tainted, if you are feeling generous...

The lore on Ty and Nick is they didn't really talk that much before the Vic stuff. Someone will no doubt correct me where I am off, but I think Nick was directed to talk to Ty when he was thinking about being a lawyer and going to law school, and that was about the extent of their interactions previous to Vic. Of course Ty is the executor of the grandparents Rekieta estate, but honestly, he would be just some guy to Nick really even at that point.

It's a fair point about the notary shenanigans and the business registration. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick someone fucked up the latter, or at least bore some responsibility, which he also did not maintain in MN for his Law LLC.

According to Nick, yes. But that story changed slightly over time. After the appeal result came out, it was more 'I hardly knew him before' whilst during the pendency it was 'My long-time family friend!'

Overall a good night for rumble rants. Rumble was a bit unstable but it seems to be only on the stats end as viewers didn't tank hard like other nights.


Going to attempt to remember to do a log of Crowder on Monday and see if similar stat issues occur. Seems like it's a growing pain issue.

Can confirm LOCALS has been having traffic issues as well as weird glitches from system overstress.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

All he had to do is not be a weirdo and he fucked it up. Keep your personal life to yourself and avoid parasocial relationships. How is this so fucking difficult to figure out.

Follow the free good advice and stop being a retard.

 

[Chibitzen]

I don't care much for his previous worst days. His actual worst days may be yet to come. I paid into his Local's membership when he was yeeted from the tubes hoping that his audience might see the point in moving their time and money elsewhere. Not to watch him grow like a malignant tumor. He's spread himself too thin between wasting time feeding his Local's harem and the YT->Rumble flyover, that his content has suffered for it despite the drama.

During Brooks, he was fixated on Locals and it was like was watching a porn addict slipping away from reality. Admittedly his Locals audience was more entertaining at that time, but it was never going to last. 24/7 chats can be really fun near the beginning when many new people are coming in for the first time, but what always happens is regulars come in, build a silly hierarchy based almost entirely on not having a life and then ruin it with their boring shitposting every 5 minutes and arguing about the same things non-stop with non-regulars.

There were more than a few of us that paid into Locals to support whatever moves after his YT ban and imo they are the more likely catalyst for an eventual demise there. I can't speak for others obviously but my takeaway would be whatever opportunities or conditions that were present were mostly squandered on the oversharing of sexual proclivities, personal drama and becoming hyper-involved with some boring HTML chatroom. He had the opportunity to connect his trial stream audience to a legitimate streaming platform like Rumble, and not Locals which is exclusively for weirdos (but would've been fine as his transitional audience). It would've given the other streamers more opportunities to move some of their paying audience that direction since they'd all be mutually connected to a newer audience. Each would've given each other more legitimacy on those platforms and could've grown that out faster.

He could've moved his night stream content to be sub-only in time on Locals if that was something he was really interested in building that up concurrently over time if he wanted to make it more X-rated and stick with YT or Rumble. Not being sensitive to the other reason people were subbing to Locals was a bad call. Things like not being upfront about being at a swinger's resort made it look like more than a thing whether it was or not. Also, insulting your audience's intelligence on the regular just because you disagree with some of them is never a good idea.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't know if anybody else listened to MATI today, but Null made an overture to Rekiteta to cover Ralph's legal drama, and said that he would make a point to guest on such a show. He's suggested other legal topics he could cover (i.e. Onison) in previous recent shows.

The era of Nick talking about any sort of Internet drama, even just lawsuits around Internet drama, are largely over IMO. If Nick comments on some sort of drama where someone involved might actually respond to what he had to say, they can just say the words "swinger, Gay 90s, Balldo, Hedonism II" on a loop until Nick loses another couple thousand subscribers. Ralph already did exactly that over New Years.

If you look at his night show titles (just the titles - not like I watch any of this shit) it looks like he's trying to do an off-brand Tim Pool, which is bad enough content in its original form. My guess is his "show prep" now is checking The Hill a few hours before his show and choosing a bunch of articles. The show is totally neutered now, it sucks, but whatever.

His daytime trial streams still do decent numbers, probably because the casual viewers of those don't know or care about the personal drama that spilled into the regular night shows over the past year, but Nick hates doing them and has loudly and extensively ranted about how much he hates them. Even though he was bragging in that post from June about "inventing" the format.

I think maybe our Dear Feeder might be trying to keep Nick from descending further into cowdom.

Nick will be alright. He has a long way to go before reaching DSP or Ralph levels, and they still make six figure incomes. Well, Ralph did until he started converting his streaming time into nap time.

 

[MudPeople]

If you look at his night show titles (just the titles - not like I watch any of this shit) it looks like he's trying to do an off-brand Tim Pool, which is bad enough content in its original form. My guess is his "show prep" now is checking The Hill a few hours before his show and choosing a bunch of articles. The show is totally neutered now, it sucks, but whatever.

His daytime trial streams still do decent numbers, probably because the casual viewers of those don't know or care about the personal drama that spilled into the regular night shows over the past year, but Nick hates doing them and has loudly and extensively ranted about how much he hates them. Even though he was bragging in that post from June about "inventing" the format.

With the past few pages talk of him admitting to rebranding his content, what is he actually rebranding to?
I don't think it relationship advice and girl talk is it?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

If they did go to that wedding on the same day as the zoo event, hopefully, they at least wore less garish clothes to the wedding & then changed before the zoo. Especially since Kayla’s dress featured some inappropriate for a church wedding showing of side boobs. View attachment 4868000

I'm MATI that this lazy fucknard can't even do a proper pocket square fold with points. It looks photoshopped in. Absolutely embarassing.

 

[AnOminous]

With the past few pages talk of him admitting to rebranding his content, what is he actually rebranding to?
I don't think it relationship advice and girl talk is it?

Balldos.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I don't know if anybody else listened to MATI today, but Null made an overture to Rekiteta to cover Ralph's legal drama, and said that he would make a point to guest on such a show. He's suggested other legal topics he could cover (i.e. Onison) in previous recent shows.

I think maybe our Dear Feeder might be trying to keep Nick from descending further into cowdom.


The sad thing for an oldfag like me is that "2018 Nick" would have saw that video and probably upvoted it.

Alas, current Nick is terminally coom brained and seemingly can't take a fuckin' joke.

I think it’s the drama with Nick is in the phase of former fans turning and the F-tier ecelebs like Gator, the Council of Evil and what not blowing shit out of proportion.

It’s basically a Ralph situation, but where Rekieta starts slipping rather than piss everyone off and then have substance abuse problems.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Count down till when he loudly sharts himself on stream?

 

[Pentex]

If they did go to that wedding on the same day as the zoo event, hopefully, they at least wore less garish clothes to the wedding & then changed before the zoo. Especially since Kayla’s dress featured some inappropriate for a church wedding showing of side boobs. View attachment 4868000

Whoever sold Nick that suit, he should beat their ass.
If he stole that suit, he should give it back and apologize.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

Whoever sold Nick that suit, he should beat their ass.
If he stole that suit, he should give it back and apologize.

Whoever it was stolen from should thank Nick.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Whoever sold Nick that suit, he should beat their ass.
If he stole that suit, he should give it back and apologize.

The man dresses himself like some retard from reddits male fashion advice. He probably spends a ton of money to look like shit.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So... Here is the first set of #TheRekeitaFiles. Best as I can tell, the real crazy stuff went down in the November-December timeframe, so let us step through that period and see just how BAD the chat was at that point.

This new format of old archives is much more visually appealing and readable compared to a spreadsheet. Another thing you will notice is how much more diverse and BIGGER the participation in the chat was.

Anyway... November is the lead-up to the infamous ass posting that occurs on or about the 16th of that month.

I have a general plan for how to release these, but I am always looking to improve.