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That's cute, but Shaney boy can't do shit against our Kiwi Cyberdefense Tools.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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I thought Shame being proud of a fucking tier 3 helldesk job was funny already, but the nigga didn't even last three months and his position was also as non-technical as they come
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Another PG cow, @KF Cruiser ? Are you trying to build some sort of PG retard army? Come to your thread and tell us your secrets!
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You know what guys, he's from Reddit so he's probably spooked at the prospect of all the negative "karma" he'll get. Tell you what Shane, if you come and post in this thread, I will only give you the most positive of stickers. If you're real good I might even reward you with Kiwi Gold (keep that a secret though, it's very exclusive 
). So come on @KF Cruiser, come join in the discussion!
). So come on @KF Cruiser, come join in the discussion!
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Another example of his regular twitter pattern when he's not conversing with trolls:
The Daniel guy isn't even in a conversation with him, Shane just barges into other people's twitter disagreements and tries to pick a fight. I'll say this for Pat, he at least has people engaging and conversing with him. Shane is on everyone's pay no mind list.
The Daniel guy isn't even in a conversation with him, Shane just barges into other people's twitter disagreements and tries to pick a fight. I'll say this for Pat, he at least has people engaging and conversing with him. Shane is on everyone's pay no mind list.
Nuclear Enaculation Doc
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@KF Cruiser while I hate bringing politics into the mix I'm interested in hearing your thoughts about Trump's policy towards Israeli cybersecurity reflected in this tweet:
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If these faggots weren’t literally soinpcs they could come here. We even have leftists! But you might say nigger and we’d make fun of tough guying
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>6ft 200 lbs
HAH what a crock of shit. That's the funniest thing he's said, I mean you can see he's AT LEAST 250, if not more. fat fucking retard.
Also why does he type the way Steven Seagal talks? He is really trying hard to do the internet tough guy shtick.
HAH what a crock of shit. That's the funniest thing he's said, I mean you can see he's AT LEAST 250, if not more. fat fucking retard.
Also why does he type the way Steven Seagal talks? He is really trying hard to do the internet tough guy shtick.
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Imagine being this person - every day, all day, seeking out fights on Twitter while everyone out working a job pays for you to live your useless existence. It’s like some kind of post-modern comedy about the degradation of the human condition in the future.
It’s time for work for that bread, pitiful fat man.
Also, he has time to start fights on Twitter, but no time to explain how he hacked ONA forums. What a nigger!
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Funny how you make fun of Elon Musk and Trump Shame as you, like most Washington Democrats, worship the rancid ballsacks of Bezos and Bill Gates and continue to vote for candidates that they endorse who in turn continue to make this state into a unlivable shithole. I'm sorry but this guy is starting to make me kind of MATI. I've meet and worked with men and women, many of them with medical issues like arthritis or are paralyzed from the waist down, working 9-5 jobs and some of those people are even (gasp) Republican's and this fat entitled fuck is living off their tax money so he can spend all day picking fights with people on Twitter. People like you are the problem Shame.
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My uncle works at Microsoft is an attempt to end the argument. My uncle is customer support at Microsoft just gets the person yelling it beat up faster
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Shane under the username "snokes" shitting up the comments section of a local outlet in a 2014 article about bike lanes. page 1 (archived), page 2 (archived)
obesity cope
obesity cope
- he was 250lbs ONLY because of an "injury" (this is 8 years after his wedding picture)
- he's going "back" down to 180lbs (that did not occur)
- little known fact about Shane, he worked for Microsoft
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Watch out guys, this is another Certified Badass who'll neutralize you for the cops. Wait quietly on the ground for the microsoft police, child!
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Not only is he a lolcow, he has been several lolcows over the past two decades. Is this a first?
Nuclear Enaculation Doc
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Shane's weight is like that happy merchant loan meme but instead of the debt going up every time he opens his mouth his weight goes down.
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MS Paint Gigachad
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I am always amazed at the sheer autism of some corpulent soymountain like this dude who will, while you are looking at a picture of him being a fat, soft tub of shit, deny being fat and claim to be a tough guy. Does he not realize we have pictures of him?
Cows, man.
He'd be in prison to this day if he'd done that.
Almost all states have a felony enhancement for assaulting transport workers.
I like how he usually gets silence as a response but on the rare occasion anyone actually does bother swatting at this gnat, it's a bewildered "what the fuck is wrong you with you, you fucking retard?"
Imagine the sheer
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