The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Humbert Humbert]

>Implying that he possibly thought 30-50 dead farm animals out of ~200 was defensible at all
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His defense amounts to “Penny is the mastermind!!!!! I was forced to go along with these ideas!!!!!! Don’t mind that I am the co-founder of the tranch and legal owner of the property, SHE DID IT”

 

[Temperance]

The Tranchers slipped up on their Patreon videos again:


The videos are the same as always - boring, just watching the animals eat. Not worth watching.
480p uploads:

The only thing notable is that they've started using little plastic buckets to feed the animals now for some godforsaken reason. It's been ~5 years, but the Tranchers still haven't bothered to make or buy basic hay feeders. This is like Animal Husbandry 101 stuff.
As you can see, the alpacas have to crowd around and compete to eat from the buckets:


Poor alpacas having to shove each other around:

Naturally, the buckets get tipped over and spill:

And then the animals have to eat off the ground - their food mixed in with dirt, feces, and trash:

Very hygienic, I'm sure:

This place is already started to resemble the old Tranch.

Round of applause for the Tranchers!

 

[Oxyjen]

This place is already started to resemble the old Tranch.

Trailers, trash and desertification. We’re back, baby!

 

[FinnSven]

Don’t Penny’s parents have a set up already?

 

[AnOminous]

Are people still sperging about masks in the Year of Our Lord 2023? I occasionally see them on public transport here or the odd tourist but that's about it.

Out here in normal people country, I don't see them at all. And even in the nearest college town, I only see them about as often as pre-coof, and generally assume they're probably wearing it for some other reason. Germophobes did exist pre-coof.

I think there's a good possibility that Bonnie knows there's more dead alpaca than he said there was. I think his choice of words were very deliberate. He said he "personally" helped bury 30-50 but he's never mentioned a total amount dead, and I think he's gotta be doing that on purpose. He knows the real number is indefensible so they're hoping nobody ever asks for a total lol

It was an absolute genocide, a massacre, emblematic of the cancerous malignity of troons and how they can't be trusted with the care of any living creature because they are walking death.

Round of applause for the Tranchers!

Fuck these subhuman scum. Here comes another lunar landscape because these absolute fucking morons are incapable of not utterly ruining something.

Trailers, trash and desertification. We’re back, baby!

They literally learned nothing. Troons are fucking garbage.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

The Tranchers slipped up on their Patreon videos again:
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The videos are the same as always - boring, just watching the animals eat. Not worth watching.
480p uploads:
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The only thing notable is that they've started using little plastic buckets to feed the animals now for some godforsaken reason. It's been ~5 years, but the Tranchers still haven't bothered to make or buy basic hay feeders. This is like Animal Husbandry 101 stuff.
As you can see, the alpacas have to crowd around and compete to eat from the buckets:
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Poor alpacas having to shove each other around:
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Naturally, the buckets get tipped over and spill:
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And then the animals have to eat off the ground - their food mixed in with dirt, feces, and trash:
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Very hygienic, I'm sure:
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This place is already started to resemble the old Tranch.
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Round of applause for the Tranchers!

Reminds me of that pharaoh's dream where he had fat cows and then skinny cows came and ate the fat cows.

But instead there's skinny and fat alapacas, and the fat ones bully the smaller/skinny ones and keep them from eating.

It truly is the survival of the fittest, where the big alapacas and horned goats get all the food, then spill the leftovers, so the weak have to feed off shit covered food.

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

I will never not be amused at the fact that they bought their alpaca feeders from the toy section of Family Dollar.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

For that matter, when are we going to get the results of that real-deal veterinarian's alpaca necropsy that was totally happening, you know, on the one that was poisoned by CHUDs?

@Alpaca Autopsy Expert ??

The autopsy report on that particular alpaca, and in fact, the other 200 missing alpacas, all showed signs of definite poisoning. Unfortunately for the Tranch, the poisoning came from the toxic plant life & mushrooms that were the only things left growing on their fucked up property.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the toxic plant life & mushrooms that were the only things left growing on their fucked up property.

It's like they have the reality-warping power to make the scenery around them reflect their mental state.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Yes, the aim is to water down the term so much that almost anyone can use it, which in turn makes the idea of binary sex seem more invalid, and makes their "gender identities" seem more legitimate. Any slight hormonal disorder (such as PCOS) can now be claimed as "intersex." This leads to false statistics like "intersex people are more common than redheads!"

Once you've (falsely) established that being intersex is common, it makes it easier for autogynephiles to convince others that they are intersex, which they will try to do based on motivated coomer reasoning. I've seen AGPs on reddit claim they know they are intersex because of the color of the pee stains in their underwear, which they claim matches "vaginal pH."

Then once you have a critical mass of AGPs declaring they are intersex, you can rely on them all to add their arguments to the gish gallop of "biological sex isn't real anyway! Stop questioning the science and let me into your locker room, bitch!"

It doesn't matter that people with actual DSDs have lost their identity in the process. Troons already stole lesbian and gay and queer and woman, why not intersex as well?

Holy fuck, we have one at work that's pulling the intersex card.

All I had to do was show my poor coworker, who initially believed it, their fb which was filled with pronoun pins, much older friends grifting for wheelchairs for their fibro so they can go to pride fests and the like for him to realize that she was full of shit

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

Dear feeder was talking about a Troon who killed people on a farm, fed them to his pigs and shit himself during the police interrogation.
Turns out he also has dead llamas on his property. (Timestamp 3:46:20~)
Also it was a complete shithole of a ranch that employed homless dudes as live-in labor, not much activism since the troon machine wasn't going full speed yet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The only thing notable is that they've started using little plastic buckets to feed the animals now for some godforsaken reason. It's been ~5 years, but the Tranchers still haven't bothered to make or buy basic hay feeders. This is like Animal Husbandry 101 stuff.
As you can see, the alpacas have to crowd around and compete to eat from the buckets:

I'm starting to think this whole alpaca thing isn't going to work out.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

I'm starting to think this whole alpaca thing isn't going to work out.

If there's one non-troon/journoscum fact I learned from this thread it's that llamas are not good livestock.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I'm starting to think this whole alpaca thing isn't going to work out.

The more I learn about these Tranch fellas, the less I like 'em.

 

[glass_houses]

The more I learn about these Tranch fellas, the less I like 'em.

You mean that you liked them at some point?

Ew.

 

[Coccxys]

The argument against them being buried is the practicality of it. At the time they left the ranch there was really only penny and J who could wield a shovel, the dirt would be hard packed and frozen solid, and the only equipment they had was a tractor with a front loader (no use for digging). Even burying one animal that size would be a hell of a chore, and these guys are not known for hard work

They had the tarp barn ready to go. No need to dig a mass grave if you already dug it and disguised it as something else.

 

[mindlessobserver]

The Tranchers slipped up on their Patreon videos again:
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The videos are the same as always - boring, just watching the animals eat. Not worth watching.
480p uploads:
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View attachment 4876161
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The only thing notable is that they've started using little plastic buckets to feed the animals now for some godforsaken reason. It's been ~5 years, but the Tranchers still haven't bothered to make or buy basic hay feeders. This is like Animal Husbandry 101 stuff.
As you can see, the alpacas have to crowd around and compete to eat from the buckets:
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Poor alpacas having to shove each other around:
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Naturally, the buckets get tipped over and spill:
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And then the animals have to eat off the ground - their food mixed in with dirt, feces, and trash:
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Very hygienic, I'm sure:
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This place is already started to resemble the old Tranch.
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Round of applause for the Tranchers!

Jesus, its only been a few weeks and the property is already starting to resemble a moonscape. These troons are literal locust swarm. A plague on the earth consuming everything green in their path.

 

[Flamin Park]

Here's a clip of the first 10 seconds where he's introduced:
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That 'heyyyyy' was gayer than all of Grindr

 

[notafederalagent]

From the label showing on one of the buckets, they appear to be Fortex Fortiflex N400-8 Utility Pails (a). Search results show them selling at around $10-20 USD each depending on where you buy them from.

 

[Procopius]

From the label showing on one of the buckets, they appear to be Fortex Fortiflex N400-8 Utility Pails (a). Search results show them selling at around $10-20 USD each depending on where you buy them from.

If that's true then they're genuinely even more fuck witted than I thought possible. For some reason searches for "sheep trough colorado" insist on giving me UK results only, but this chap sells a ten foot wooden one for £45 and a galvanised metal one for an extra tenner. They even let you pay in four instalments, so that's the equivalent of one bucket a month. I bet they lose at least one a month to the wind anyway. No doubt you can find the same sort of thing for a similar price in rural Colorado.