Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Spasticus Autisticus]

>Programming a flight simulator on his Commodore 64 at age 4
This confused me a lot at first- 4 year olds aren't known for their linguistic capabilities or fine motor control, but programming isn't conceptually difficult, and a cursory search led me to finding out that the Commodore 64 ran on a form of BASIC (not a revolutionary discovery I know but this is a layman's perspective), but more importantly, that a popular and quite accessible book was written full of guides on how to create text-based BASIC games.
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http://www.vintage-basic.net/games.html
This, interestingly, included a couple of things that could be called rudimentary flight sims. Not the sort that most enthusiasts would actually consider such, but they involve a plane and a spaceship respectively.
I think it might be possible for a 4 year old to copy down text from a book like this, but I'd be more inclined to believe it was actually 6 or 7. I'm being extremely generous to this guy really. Though the point is more figuring out just what the hell he meant by coding a rudimentary flight simulator, and considering the way he blows up and aggrandizes other things from very minor relations and achievements, I think it's most likely he copied a text game when he was a kid and worded it in a way that sounds much more impressive than it actually is.

Yeah, I had a similar book when I was a kid. These sorts of books were pretty common before the Internet and when computers all came with some type of BASIC interpreter (in some cases that interpreter being the entire operating system). Assuming the story is true, it's telling that he obviously didn't continue with programming. If he did, he could have easily got a real blue-badge Microsoft job. Instead he bounced between menial bench monkey vendor gigs, the only "real" Microsoft job he got being a retail sales associate at the now-closed Microsoft Store at Southcenter Mall. 41 years old and still pretending anyone gives a shit about what he alleges he accomplished at 4 years old. Sad! Many such cases.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

most normal victim of female perpetrated sexual assault

 

[Strangolapreti]

most normal victim of female perpetrated sexual assault

Most normal victim of modern disney's gender "equality" propaganda.

 

[StopSneeding]

Shane the cyber police have issued a warrant for the high crime of being a stupid fat fuck on the internet. You're still butthurt after all these years. SAD!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

>Programming a flight simulator on his Commodore 64 at age 4
This confused me a lot at first- 4 year olds aren't known for their linguistic capabilities or fine motor control, but programming isn't conceptually difficult, and a cursory search led me to finding out that the Commodore 64 ran on a form of BASIC (not a revolutionary discovery I know but this is a layman's perspective), but more importantly, that a popular and quite accessible book was written full of guides on how to create text-based BASIC games.
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http://www.vintage-basic.net/games.html
This, interestingly, included a couple of things that could be called rudimentary flight sims. Not the sort that most enthusiasts would actually consider such, but they involve a plane and a spaceship respectively.
I think it might be possible for a 4 year old to copy down text from a book like this, but I'd be more inclined to believe it was actually 6 or 7. I'm being extremely generous to this guy really. Though the point is more figuring out just what the hell he meant by coding a rudimentary flight simulator, and considering the way he blows up and aggrandizes other things from very minor relations and achievements, I think it's most likely he copied a text game when he was a kid and worded it in a way that sounds much more impressive than it actually is.

Oh dear God in Heaven, I owned that book.

This thread is freaking me the fuck out, I'm gonna go lie down.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Passwords: Whatisthematrix, Hackers, march47532, & morpheus_phreak (his own email address as his password!)

I can believe this guy worked for the government with this level of personal security. He must have gone to the John Podesta Cybersecurity Academy. Yes I know he's lying about that, but given the government employees I've interacted with, he seems about their skill level.

 

[Meat Target]

 

[actually a cat]

BUTTER KNIFE

 

[PaladinBoo]

Why is every faggot from Washington or Oregon. You never hear about them in Idaho or Montana

I may have an answer to that as someone who lives here. Idaho and Montana are considered to be "rural" states while Washington and Oregon are consider to be more metropolitan. Washington and Oregon also see a lot of international travel and business, especially Washington, and the costal areas are home to many major corporations. Because of this you see a lot of arrogance and superiority complexes with the people here. They think that by living here they are hot shit.
The states also have always been home to the more deranged sect of left wingers in the country. It doesn't help many of our politicians are outright communists and that we even have statues of communist leaders in our local parks. There was also a consequence to a bill that was passed 3 years before Roe v Wade which enshrined abortion into Washington's constitution. Because of that Washington saw a influx of deranged feminists come into the state. Then of course Washington and Oregon were one of the first states to legalize gay marriage which saw a influx of fags come into this state as well.
Idaho on the other hand has no such problems with these people because in the 90's Idaho was home to a number of neo Nazi groups that are now disbanded but the reputation remained which allowed them to be safe from the influx of insanity that Washington and Oregon suffer from.

 

[internet friend]

He's his Buttery Pat.

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Don't you mean butter knife pat?

 

[Asian tech support]

You know what would really intimidate us internet haters? If Shane made a video like the below of this tweet.View attachment 4889421

I'm convinced these fat fucks share a parent. Maybe the babysitter got both of them.

 

[Marvin]

> FAT

Lol dude got roofied and sodomized by a faygele nip

 

[StMaryPiper]

On the almost guaranteed chance you are reading this. All I have to say is this:

You’re a poopy head

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If he wasn't a libtard and an asshole I'd almost feel sorry for this faggot, he's pathetic.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

He “hustled” temporary contract work for customer support / game testing to land his dream job working retail at a Microsoft store for a little while.

Then he dines out on it ever since as if he personally built the unreal engine and he’s some kind of CIA agent.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I can assure you retards like this exist in rural areas; they just don’t post on the internet or if they do they post here.

Everyone in a small town knows the guy who peaked in high school - shit it’s in napoleon dynamite

Ha retail was too high stress/demanding so he went back to tech support

 

[The Tall Man]

LMAO

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

I brought this up on @KF Cruiser's profile but I'm still curious, how do you let someone stick a butter knife up your ass?

Maybe the babysitter was making sandwiches and she was like "spread?", and Shane misunderstood that as an instruction.

 

[Spunt]

Hahaha whatisthematrix Hahahaha haha hahahahaha *Rage Against the Machine intensifies*

 

[Scale Smerch]

Nothing like several ounces of 40% hard alcohol and a thread about a fat lunatic to make the late afternoon all the merrier.

Eagerly awaiting the second bout of rape by butter knife because you know that's coming once poor Shane realizes his social retrenchment isn't getting the attention and sympathy desired