Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

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Differences between a professional internet tough guy and a professional faggot:
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A professional faggot would propably have more sex.
Considering the inadequate tools he has to work with, I doubt their gunts have enough flexibility shared among them to achieve penetration.
 
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Somehow I expected you to post this video and I was not disappointed. You are a 200% Nigger.
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His smugness reguarding that former Microsoft employee ID card has the same aura as Marines in fobbit trades like vehicle maintenance. It's like Al Bundy from Married with Children always bringing up his High School football days.
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Four touch downs in a single game is more impressive than working as a call centre rep.
 
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AnOminous said:
I feel sorry for the literally eight. Fucking EIGHT people named Shane Nokes who aren't this specific retard.
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It's their fault for sharing his name.

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His smugness reguarding that former Microsoft employee ID card has the same aura as Marines in fobbit trades like vehicle maintenance. It's like Al Bundy from Married with Children always bringing up his High School football days.
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You can always tell how pathetic a person is by how far back they need to go in order to prove themselves. He's going back to his supposed time at Microsoft. That's pretty sad.
 
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What a throwback to your classic 2000’s lolcow: The fat, unsexxable EverQuest player/low tier tech guy who waddles from employer to employer every six months every time he gets too insufferable. Like a yak overgrazing mountainside after mountainside.

I knew it was a legit lolcow and not just your average Reddit faggot, when he was bragging about all the pedophiles and terroristshe caught.

And then in the next post announces how he’s collecting reports for Twitter security about some rando so SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR ACCOUNT! With a smug, soy grin.
 
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It Hungers
 
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How does this happen? What kind of mental illness compels someone to behave this way? To tell so many obvious lies with such conviction? Until his other social media accounts were dug up, revealing this same pattern of behavior going back decades, I was convinced that he was a troll. But he seems to genuinely believe all the bullshit he spews. If this fat retard has somehow convinced himself that he really is a l33t h4x0r/ government pedophile hunter and personal acquaintance of Bill Gates, how does he account for the fact that he lives in poverty and has to beg for money on the internet? How did he convince himself that he “hacked” the O and A forums and gained access to all their data? How does he browse this thread, while at the exact same time deny that he’s doing so? How does someone have that much cognitive dissonance? Does he actually know that he’s full of shit but somehow expects others to believe him? Can a butter knife up the ass really do this much damage to someone’s psyche?

What a fascinating cow.
 
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