Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Berrakh]

I wonder who paid his bond, and how much it was...

Inb4 it’s an alliance of lolcows.

 

[Goatchoker]

It's really stupid. Like when stupid people say they are from Memphis when they're really from West Memphis. It's ridiculous.

“West virginiaaaaaa mount his mamaaaaaa take me homeeeeee”

 

[King Kiwi]

Visiting your grandma.

My grandmother is dead.

Try again.

 

[Warozen_valley]

If monthly tugboat is $3,332.06 per month according to google
And he’s been in jail for 2 years then he has like 79,968 dollars built up. Cwc house arc?

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

What in the fuck? I did not expect this, I thought he was delusional when he claimed he was being released soon. What utter incompetence from the justice system. I am appalled and worried for Barb.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

CHRIS WALKS AGAIN. IAN BRANDON ANDERSON BETTER WATCH OUT.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Live audio from Ruckersville police after Chris is released on bond:

 

[King George III]

If monthly tugboat is $3,332.06 per month according to google
And he’s been in jail for 2 years then he has like 79,968 dollars built up. Cwc house arc?

Tugboats vary from person to person and given that he's only ever had one job, he's likely getting close to the minimum, which is $800.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Doesnt Christine think shes jesus now? I mean the next logical steps if so is to round up 12 disciples and start travelling the land spreading the word of his father Sonichu and the coming dimensional merge .

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Those are typically cut off when you're in jail. Wouldn't make sense for the government to take care of you twice.

Bonded he may be but I'm sure he was released on some heavy conditions, probably to the care of a facility. Details will be scant until Chris gets a letter out or somehow bizarrely gets Internet access

Chris has yet to be convicted. SSDI payouts continue while awaiting trial and only stop 30 days after conviction. This theoretically means that his tugboat has still been acruing this entire time. The tard-card is the ultimate defense.

 

[Warozen_valley]

Tugboats vary from person to person and given that he's only ever had one job, he's likely getting close to the minimum, which is $800.

That’s still what? Like 19,200 I mean not nearly as much but still a notable amount. Regardless he’s gonna spend it on plastic trash but

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

A sweaty, rail thin chris-chan pounding on Barbs front door at 2am. She takes pity on him and lets him in.
Then he pounds on her back door and she remembers why he's been gone the past year and change.

It’s really easy to tell who is masturbating while they type their posts.

 

[King Kiwi]

What did he mean by this?

Another prediction about to come to fruition!

I accept all major asspats.

 

[TheBigZee]

Tugboats vary from person to person and given that he's only ever had one job, he's likely getting close to the minimum, which is $800.

He could be drawing from Bob's work credits.

 

[Slython]

Chris has yet to be convicted. SSDI payouts continue while awaiting trial and only stop 30 days after conviction. This theoretically means that his tugboat has still been acruing this entire time. The tard-card is the ultimate defense.

He can finally pay back Barb the $750 that Judas Null refunded to GoFundME

 

[Ass Johnson]

Tugboats vary from person to person and given that he's only ever had one job, he's likely getting close to the minimum, which is $800.

Not to mention he hasn't worked anywhere near the minimum amount of time to be eligible for SSDI. It's entirely possible that he's collecting an SSDI benefit tethered to Barb (or even Bob). I believe it's called the Disabled Adult Child (DAC) benefit or something to that effect.

 

[Austim Spergler]

when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth

 

[Ammyterasu]

If monthly tugboat is $3,332.06 per month according to google
And he’s been in jail for 2 years then he has like 79,968 dollars built up. Cwc house arc?

iirc his one is 1,200 burgerdollars or something like that, it increased from the past 800 (?) bucks after his father's death.

 

[Drtrucktrad22]

Oh he is definitely going to 14BCI’m calling it we will see a massive autistic meltdown on camera

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

My grandmother is dead.

Try again.

that will not stop Chris