Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Tinidril]

Accrued SSDI payments. Approximately ~18 months worth

No chance he gets SSDI...that's for people who have a work history. The benefit is based on one's earnings, just like SS retirement benefit, and it converts automatically from SSDI to SS retirement upon reaching age 65. He is on SSI, which is needs based. The max amount of SSI in 2023 is $914/month, and recipients are automatically eligible for Medicaid. Not everyone gets the max; there is some arcane formula used to determine the amount. The folks I know who get SSI get something in the $700 range, plus SNAP (food stamps).

SSDI max amount is $3,627 at full retirement age but most people don't get the max SS retirement amount, because it's based on years worked and wages earned.

Social Security (SSI/SSDI)

Supplemental Security Income (SSI) pays benefits based on financial need. Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) pays benefits to you and certain members of your family if you are “insured,” meaning that you worked long enough and paid Social Security taxes.

momsinmotion.net

Also, you cannot collect SSI (or SSDI or SS retirement benefit) in jail, and it doesn't accumulate. Chris probably has the clothes on his back, pretty much, and while it's fairly easy to reinstate one's benefits after release from incarceration, he's most likely only got whatever money remained on his book.

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10133.pdf

 

[King Kiwi]

that will not stop Chris

I might be a little drunk.

 

[BustinBiden]

He could be drawing from Bob's work credits.

Not to mention he hasn't worked anywhere near the minimum amount of time to be eligible for SSDI. It's entirely possible that he's collecting an SSDI benefit tethered to Barb (or even Bob). I believe it's called the Disabled Adult Child (DAC) benefit or something to that effect.

I'm by no means an expert, or even generally smart, but wouldn't either of these mean he would be cut off once he got the no contact order?

 

[Ponzo]

Mommy im home

 

[DumbDude43]

My grandmother is dead.

Try again.

do you really think that a puny little coffin and a couple feet of earth are going to stop the divine jesus christ-ine chandler from finding her?

 

[Bonbon]

The time of reckoning is at hand, Chris will punish all of his malefactors

 

[Ammyterasu]

Also I wanted to state that I'm disappointed in the timing. Easter is only in two weeks and it should have happened then.

 

[TV's Adam West]

So what will his first stops be?
1. Return to ghe motel to demand his Transformer?
2. Gamestop because he needs his pop culture plastic fix?
3. 14 BC like Michael Meyers?
4. A shady tatoo shop to get KILL NULL across his knuckles?

This goes the way of Halloween 2018.
Chris commits a few crimes before drawing attention to himself, and by then it's too late. Chris is already on his way to Megan. Megan, having never truly gotten over, has booby trapped and doomsday prepped for years.
The Teflon tard dies tonight!

 

[RodgerDodger]

I think we all know how its gonna go from here

Just with more 3 Stooges sounds

 

[${Sandy}]

Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Christine Oh, christine just flew into this town And he's choppin' up all the old women's meat
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat Christine's got a long bent pickle He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop All you fellows gotta watch your grandmas 'Cause christine don't care who's meat he chops

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Tugboats vary from person to person and given that he's only ever had one job, he's likely getting close to the minimum, which is $800.

According to the Wiki in an email with Null it was revealed that Chris was getting approximately $1300 per month back in 2014 and Barb was taking about $900 for the mortgage and bills, but who knows how honest Chris or Barb was being about it.

 

[You Dun Boof’ed]

If there is a way for Chris to access the internet, he will. He’s drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Now all we have to do is wait. He’ll show up somewhere.

 

[Male Idiot]

According to the Wiki in an email with Null it was revealed that Chris was getting approximately $1300 per month back in 2014 and Barb was taking about $900 for the mortgage and bills, but who knows how honest Chris or Barb was being about it.

I don't think they would inflate it, that would be against the logic of them needing gibs from orbiters.

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[MG-34]

If monthly tugboat is $3,332.06 per month according to google
And he’s been in jail for 2 years then he has like 79,968 dollars built up. Cwc house arc?

Usually gibs like welfare, social security and goverment retirements are suspended while incarcerated. Not sure if this is not the case if you are in prison awaiting trial but if he did have access to that money he would have likely blown it on prison commissary goods.

 

[Spedman]

music that'll play when chris chan slowly walks his way out of jail and stepping the grasses and concrete of outside

Requiem for Soprano, Mezzo Soprano, Two Mixed Choirs & Orchestra (2001: A Space Odyssey Soundtrack)

Provided to YouTube by Ballard Media GroupComplete Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnpIGDCblPQW3nTFaswp0n8-zC_NM9_JnFilm: 2001: A Space Odys...

www.youtube.com

 

[Male Idiot]

According to the Wiki in an email with Null it was revealed that Chris was getting approximately $1300 per month back in 2014 and Barb was taking about $900 for the mortgage and bills, but who knows how honest Chris or Barb was being about it.

I don't think they would inflate it, that would be against the logic of them needing gibs from orbiters.

 

[King Kiwi]

do you really think that a puny little coffin and a couple feet of earth are going to stop the divine jesus christ-ine chandler from finding her?

I think she was cremated somewhere in Missouri.

And I mean out in the boondocks yo.

Bitch cut me out of my inheritance. Oh well.

Good thing I didn't turn out salty.

 

[nyess]

The original lolcow is a free man (woman?) now

 

[Fapcop]

No chance he gets SSDI...that's for people who have a work history. The benefit is based on one's earnings, just like SS retirement benefit, and it converts automatically from SSDI to SS retirement upon reaching age 65. He is on SSI, which is needs based. The max amount of SSI in 2023 is $914/month, and recipients are automatically eligible for Medicaid. Not everyone gets the max; there is some arcane formula used to determine the amount. The folks I know who get SSI get something in the $700 range, plus SNAP (food stamps).

SSDI max amount is $3,627 at full retirement age but most people don't get the max SS retirement amount, because it's based on years worked and wages earned.

Social Security (SSI/SSDI)

Supplemental Security Income (SSI) pays benefits based on financial need. Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) pays benefits to you and certain members of your family if you are “insured,” meaning that you worked long enough and paid Social Security taxes.

momsinmotion.net

Also, you cannot collect SSI (or SSDI or SS retirement benefit) in jail, and it doesn't accumulate. Chris probably has the clothes on his back, pretty much, and while it's fairly easy to reinstate one's benefits after release from incarceration, he's most likely only got whatever money remained on his book.

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10133.pdf

Jeez, imagine being fresh meat on the site, totally ignoring everything we know, and just spout nonsense as if it’s facts.

Lurk moar faggot.