Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Elaine Benes]

Why are people neg rating this guy? He's absolutely right, someone should kill Chris.

Isn't that illegal?

 

[Fortyone]

I'm hoping the court puts chris in a tard house.
Chris would lose his damned mind dealing with 'slow in the minds.'

I can't even comprehend how kino streams from the tard house would be, just imagine the African American gentlemen working there (it's always blacks working at these places for some reason) dealing with Chris's autistic honkey bullshit. I doubt they would let him stream though sadly.

I do wonder what fantasy he's going to spout out once he gets back online. I have doubts its going to be some "merge shit" though. This period of his life has had way more impact on his psyche than the Idea Guys ever have.

I've been thinking about this too, from what I can tell he spent most of his time in the looney bin or solitary so it will be interesting to see how mentally gone he is now. They say solitary can be extremely psychologically damaging.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

Now that Chris is trending worldwide
WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER MISGENDERING SPERGOUT?

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

3272023

To the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTER...

youtu.be

boy oh boy

 

[AnOminous]

THE MERGE IS BACK ON!

Still waiting for the Chris Chan Killstream, Ethan is finally gonna find out what Null done did to Chris.

Well he has casually committed assault and vehicular assault in the past, so probably pretty good. I'm betting on shoplifting charges or something related to him attempting to get a job at that new Lego factory in Virginia.

Hide yo kids, hide you wife, and hide yo husband, because they rapin everyone out here!

 

[TVB]

brb gonna grab the popcorn

 

[Hambubger]

I'd like to know where is ass is going to because I sure as hell know he can't go home

 

[Nick Gars]

I mean what device does he have? Assuming he has any money, it's still gonna take time to make new accounts and get a phone or cheapo laptop working.

Didn't he have a Switch when he got locked up? I would assume they gave it back to him when he got out.

 

[Slython]

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Transportation order sorry if late

 

[TVB]

I'd like to know where is ass is going to because I sure as hell know he can't go home

in the streets perhaps?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I found this, holy crap guys...

 

[Fapcop]

Is it just me or does Chris look a lot more feminine in that recent booking picture?

Granted, it’s the “insane bag lady/homeless aging schizo lady” look but still…

 

[Hiroko Takashiro]

God I forgot he was 41. This is bullshit, hide your grandmas, hide your mommas cause oh lewd he coming.

 

[Hambubger]

He was someone's "gal pal"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Didn't he have a Switch when he got locked up? I would assume they gave it back to him when he got out.

I mean in theory yeah, assuming a guard just didn't "disappear" it lol. I guess he would have some internet connection then.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

You just know Chris' first order of business is to get his phone and social media accounts back, and tweet about being at 14 BLC, while sticking it to the haters and trolls.

 

[The Wokest]

Isn't that illegal?

that didn't stop Chris from...

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

What are the odds he's actually released and not "released" into a psychiatric facility?

 

[Lerias]

I wake up to get ready for work and Chris is out of jail.

What a great start to the day, fellow yellow-skinned kiwis!

 

[Lindy64]

I guess he would have some internet connection then.

...but not much. The switch has pretty limited online access so, no browser