Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

The current state of Twitter. Chris Chan is the most interesting, the rest is the usual gun control/tranny culture war bullshit.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

I'm hoping the court puts chris in a tard house.
Chris would lose his damned mind dealing with 'slow in the minds.'

I hope not.... imagine what he'd do to the tardussy

 

[valence]

What a thing to wake up to. Is there any confirmation that Chris is going to a halfway house?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Why are people neg rating this guy? He's absolutely right, someone should kill Chris.

You would think someone who has been here longer than I have would know about why fedposting is retarded and how the retards on Twitter will try to use any fedpost posted here against Null and as evidence on why this website should be shut down.

 

[Fapcop]

3272023

To the SLANDEROUS IMPOSTER...

youtu.be

boy oh boy

Can’t we just crown Liquid Chris, or whoever this faggot is, to be the real CWC?

Pros:
We might get more comics.
No more Merge bullshit or lame pony comics.
No Barbussy.
Classic Chris is best Chris.

Cons:
Idk… No Barbussy?

 

[ojoe]

How Chris feel rn

 

[WelperHelper99]

...but not much. The switch has pretty limited online access so, no browser

Damn it, so we've been cucked by Nintendo. I just want to hear the faggot. It's been too long without my Chris fix, I'm getting the shakes man!

 

[cybertoaster]

Well I guess chris is...

 

[Chester Rigby]

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF THE RELEASE:

 

[Jon Osterman]

Is it just me or does Chris look a lot more feminine in that recent booking picture?

Granted, it’s the “insane bag lady/homeless aging schizo lady” look but still…

It's probably because he's lost so much mass that the fact he already looked like an elderly lady has been amplified.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

Mean while on the blue bird trending tab

 

[pot of sneed]

Gender: Male.

 

[butth3ad]

Epic Wins

When the battle is long and hard, And the odds against you seem to guard, When defeat seems to be the only card, That's when an epic win plays its part.

With grit and determination, You face the challenge with no hesitation, You push through the pain and frustration, And unleash your potential without reservation.

You rally your team with a fiery passion, You lead the charge with unbridled aggression, You break through barriers with decisive action, And emerge victorious with proud satisfaction.

The crowd roars with thunderous applause, The moment frozen in time, without pause, The feeling of triumph is like a lion's jaws, As you bask in the glory of an epic win's cause.

So cherish these moments of great triumph, For they are memories that forever triumph, And may they inspire you to never surrender, For EPIC WINS are the rewards of relentless endeavor.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I'm just glad we got our good old Chris Chan back!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Why do I have a feeling this is going to go Erza Miller-shaped?

 

[valence]

Someone go find Chris and hook him up with an internet connection STAT

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

Wait here is the other one mentally is fitting ngl

 

[enbysarentreal]

I really hope he doesn't discover TikTok. I really really hope.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why do I have a feeling this is going to go Erza Miller-shaped?

Ezra Miller wishes he had Teflon powers like Chris. Sure he's The Flash, getting a hilariously bad movie, but the Hawaii beater will be forgotten. Chris will never die, will escape prosecution, and will stay relevant as long as he has a computer.

 

[Preacher ✝]