Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
The good news is that if any of them end up making a false allegation against him, he has a good friend named Ty Beard who may well "be in touch" again!

How would that work? It's OK for Nick to make false allegations against Monty, and go a begging from his paypigs to fund the law suit, because a defamation claim against Nick will be the end of muh freeze peech on the internet.

But then somebody makes a false allegation against Nick and he goes begging again to fund a law suit on the opposite side? And he really needs to spend another few hundred k so that he can put a lien on somebody's double-wide trailer out in Buttfuck, Utah?

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him, but surely the slow coaches on Locals aren't so dumb that they wouldn't see straight through that move.
 
I couldn't give less of a shit about any locals faggots or even really 5 pages sperging about drex. This thread is a fucking mess.
Drexeltavius Queshawn faggotry began firmly rooted, so to speak, in Rekieta shit. It sperged off on its own due to people somehow not understanding how predictable all nigger related crap is. Lack of direct contact with niggers is usually to blame with that
 
You're an attention whore at this point.
We have a word for that, it's called being an orbiter like Sons of Kojima or Kino Casino.
Point is drip feeding and teasing is disliked by most users and makes you look like someone seeking attention, a personal army, or trying to construct some kind of narrative. I suppose it's not against the rules but may as well be because three people have been banned over this kind of autism, that I know of. If you feel the need to "not post something", simply don't post about it. If you can easily dox someone but either they don't deserve it or they're boring, don't even mention them. If you do, you won't only provide them the opportunity to delete everything, you look like some jackass movie villain.

This is honest feedback, I'm far more reasonable than the average user. I think your posts have been pretty good, we all make blunders so simply move on from it. KF has a unique culture, not everyone fits in well.
Here's my question. When does that behavior cross into lolcowdom as an orbiter and do we consider her Nick's first "proper" detractor? Personally, she's not there yet.
I believe Nick paraphrased it as a "this too shall pass" approach and they both promoted it as a reasonable solution. Very possible that it's Nick and Drexel's primary problem solving method.
That would work except if your job is the internet. Because the issue is very simple:
1) The internet always remembers
2) Someone a tenth of the autism of Russel Greer will just harass you endlessly since it's easier to shit talk online than in person(via a lawsuit) .
If Locals is seeing the dwindling subs and the majority of them are saying that, you can bet they've had some sort of contact with Nick about it. Well, at least I would if I was running a business like that.
Nick's ODD would cause him to bitch back about locals. I wonder if that why he was bitching about locals and rumble sucking so much at one point?
It seems like at this point Nick needs a guest to as a crutch to rely on and keep on-topic. I guess he finds going through lawsuits too boring to do by himself.
I think his brain is so fried he literally can't read several filings and come to a conclusion that's not "I HATE LAW" and sex talk right now.
 
How would that work? It's OK for Nick to make false allegations against Monty, and go a begging from his paypigs to fund the law suit, because a defamation claim against Nick will be the end of muh freeze peech on the internet.

But then somebody makes a false allegation against Nick and he goes begging again to fund a law suit on the opposite side? And he really needs to spend another few hundred k so that he can put a lien on somebody's double-wide trailer out in Buttfuck, Utah?

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him, but surely the slow coaches on Locals aren't so dumb that they wouldn't see straight through that move.
You're overthinking it. It's a joke about Ty's incompetence. Racket's case would get SLAPPED down and he would be on the hook for fees and damages.
 
I couldn't give less of a shit about any locals faggots or even really 5 pages sperging about drex. This thread is a fucking mess.
True, though Nick shoulders a lot of the blame for that considering Locals is where the ass/bottle posting happened and where his most parasocial relationships and degeneracy are on display. Ignore them too much and we miss out on a resource for Nick's degeneracy, which is why all those who screenshot the locals chat to give us highlights (and @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's ongoing work) have value.

Also, Drexel's longtime relation to Nick and appearances on Nick's show are certainly relevant, as those who overlooked Drexel were likely among the most surprised that Nick was a degenerate coomer. A lot of the clues were there looking back, but it took some oversharing, a sex toy with a funny name, a handful of embarrassing butt pics, and lots of doubling down (all in short order) to wake some people up to the grift.

So, if you want to look at Nick these days, prepare yourself for "a fucking mess" where we can spend more than 5 pages sperging about everything from religion to camera tripods.
 
Rewatching the stream with Null and Drex (Jul 31, 2021), and I think what's really been missing from his latest interviews/panels is his absolute lack of leading/follow-on questions in addition to anything resembling general prep. I don't know if Rackets and Null had a convo ahead of time to discuss the night's topics, but he seemed to be super on the ball with Null's recollection of the Chris Chan saga, and made sure to interject where necessary to give the audience extra context or asking Null to clarify potentially confusing points in the story. Hell, he even put out a little content warning once Null started discussing how Chris drew porn of his female friend!
 
Friday and weekend archive:

Andrew, total simp failure:
Andrew_Wahoo​
Mandy if you see this I'm still down to sign your tits at a meetup!

Mandy_K​
I'm no longer degenerating myself. Sorry. Kiwi was right about that.

Andrew_Wahoo​
Kiwi Farms is gay
Vawus​
Kiwi is a fruit, hence faggot

Andrew_Wahoo​
Kiwi Farms is the Yankee Stadium of gayness.

Mandy_K​
No, they were right that the gross sexual commentary has an affect on my depression and debased value of myself as a person.
Mandy_K​
So I'm behaving.
Andrew_Wahoo​
That's good then!

exactly34​
Based, good for u

MykLikesTacos​
what a load of shit

Darkomen42​
You can post as much or as little as you like for whatever reason you like, it's none of their fucking business.

Mandy_K​
I think I'm done being an object of people's sexual desires though.

Vawus​
smart imo

Darkomen42​
That's part of humanity that only very ugly people tend to not have happen, otherwise it happens whether you share pictures or not

Southanarchist​
The problem, as I see it, is they believe themselves to be in a position to judge others. We are all broken creatures. I think it’s wonderful that you have decided for your own well being to no longer objectify yourself. But someone to presume the righteousness to sit in judgment of another is only a sign of their brokenness. Much love lady

Mandy_K​
I've been reflecting a lot on it. Sorry if it makes me sound prude but I did a lot of fucking up in Nick's community. I don't want to fuck up anymore and I hope nobody else is too far gone.
JulianDelphiki​
that's not prudish, it's maturity

Mandy_K​
Don't tell me y'all haven't cringed at least once at the Rekieta/Camelot sex talking.

Southanarchist​
No one is too far gone. Not to proselytize but we are all undeserving of the love of our creator and yet he embraces us nonetheless. Warts and all, the acceptance of our brokenness is our only chance at redemption


Vawus​
Idk once you have seen humans fucking in actual shit you lose all sense of humanity
Mandy_K​
I've cringed a few times, even as I perpetuated it.
kjoym​
Every time nick talks about fucking his wife or Camelot I cringe. Its max boomer trash

Vawus​
Yeah I agree and I'm only 4 years younger

Darkomen42​
Look, I don't give a shit if you never share another picture in here ever again, except your drawings, I like those, keep doing that. You're a pretty girl and if you want to share whatever you're just as welcome as everyone else is an you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Darkomen42​
The only fucking weirdos around here are these rejects that don't even participate in the community and sit around jerking themselves off to conversations they aren't even a part of because they clearly don't have anything to actually do with their lives.

hunsingeruk​
only today, when camalot was drawing eggplants and not reading the room - nina looked uncomfortable

Southanarchist​
Sure but I cringe at Nick like every stream at least once. And then he does something like this when he gets a chat about someone’s girlfriend dying and the regret of actions not taken and you remember he is just like us, human. Kind, caring, compassionate, loving, cringeworthy, and all the other descriptions you want to add

Mandy_K​
I love Nick and you all. I'm just only now seeing the slippery slope and the manipulation of it all becoming the reason folks are so disenfranchised and would rather sit and view it from the outside.

kjoym​
Good on you for growing and being better, mandy.

kjoym​
TradWife TradLife

Vawus​
This is getting too wholesome, someone post a whore
EgalitarianBtch​
I don’t think it makes you sound like a prude. We’re all human, we’re gonna fuck up. I think that’s kinda the point of life. But acknowledging your fuck ups and growing is even more important.

Mandy credits us with her change:

Mandy_K​
I got Art to thank for turning me to look at Kiwi and all they have based on us.

Darkomen42​
Those people can go piss up a fucking rope. I value their opinion of anything about as much I value the life of a pedophile, as in not at fucking all. Post things if you want, don't post things if you don't want. They can get fucked.

EgalitarianBtch​
Lol. I’ll pass the word along. He doesn’t read it but we get screenshots sent to us. I get where you’re coming from. Sometimes they say some valid stuff. I just don’t like that I can’t actually have a conversation with them and swap perspectives in a mature conversation. Lol


Why can't we all be freinds?
Mandy_K​
@EgalitarianBtch How cool would it be if the Kiwis and Locals got along... No more doxxing and thottery, no more shitting on each other, to help cure Nick of his addictions and elevate him (and us all as a result).

IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN....!

Mandy_K​
A fleeting dream maybe but one could hope.

Southanarchist​
I’m not against it but I don’t think either group as a whole would be willing to put aside the spergery

Mandy_K​
Yeah, thus my next level of depression. Seeing people I love and respect hating each other.

Mandy_K​
@Darkomen42 I'm not taking sides. I just like to know all of the perspectives and how they're reached and how there could be any compromise.

EgalitarianBtch​
I do wish we could all coexist. But I’m a hippy lmao. I don’t like unnecessary conflict. I do hate feeling like I helped cause a divide in nick’s “community.” I don’t really feel the regret that you do about actually posting pics. But I definitely don’t like making people feel uncomfortable when I’m just having a bit of fun. Chats should be about bringing people together, not excluding others.

Oh... Like Art advocating military junta rule in the chat?

Darkomen42​
I just don't give a flying fuck what their perspectives are. They literally have nothing better to do than sit around and watch a chats they don't participate in and try to share details about people's lives they don't know and don't talk to. They're as worthless as their opinions are.
GingerWithASoul​
Eh, I beg to differ

Mandy_K​
But why would they do that? There has to be a reason besides being an asshole.
MusicAndFiction​
No one should are what the Kiwis think. They are useful for one thing and one thing only: Information aggregation.

MusicAndFiction​
Other than that, they can just live in their own worlds.
Buzzion​
Its the internet. There actually doesn't.

Vawus​
Autism

Salshien​
Some of the are definitely assholes, some I feel are trolling, others are just interested in a potential train wreck

EgalitarianBtch​
I would also like to understand better. I don’t like to judge people, especially those I’ve never met or even seen or spoken to. But I don’t understand the motivation to archive chats and garner personal info… I wouldn’t do that to any of them if I could. Not even Cynthia.

Oh? Are we the moral paragons now? I have your worst threats you have all made archived.

Mandy_K​
@Darkomen42 Understood. But you're taking it personally and I totally get that. I've hated what they said about myself and it's so easy to ignore them and keep doing what I do. I'm highly manipulative even though I'm dumb as a brick. (Part of being a girl I guess). But something sparks in me wanting to understand how I made anybody feel the way they did about me and I'm finding that's it's liberating not feeling like I can just be doomed to a life of indifference.
Mandy_K​
I hate how they doxx people. I really hate that they do that.

Mandy_K​
To me, lately, Kiwi feels like the imp on my shoulder saying "Hey, idiot, stop doing that."

GmenNC​
Who doxxed someone
kjoym​
Doxx the doxxers!!!!
Darkomen42​
I don't even know what they say about me because I don't read it, I don't actually care. I'm really open about lots of things, if some weirdo from there tries to bother me IRL it's not going to go well for them. You don't have to share any pictures, but no part of you doing that or not doing that stops them from being god damn weirdos.
Mandy_K​
Nick banned Cynthia when she doxxed a few folks.

Mandy! I thought you were smarter than that! I have seen 0 evidence of any doxxing by Cynthia. If it is os obvious, show some evidence.

Salshien​
No one, people keep posting personal information in public places and then getting shocked when it spreads around
GingerWithASoul​
I stepped away for awhile because I dont want them being nosey. I’m not a huge contributor here but it’s still just a pain in the ass to think about
GmenNC​
Oh yea, I knew about that. I couldn’t stand her!

Mandy_K​
I like Cynthia. But yeah, y'all did go fucking hard on each other.
Darkomen42​
I laugh at the doxxing thing because it has no impact on me, if they figure out where I work no one would give a fuck about what I say or do in here, and if they want to try to find me personally they're putting themselves in danger by trying to fuck with someone who can and will defend themselves.

We have a BADASS!

Darkomen42​
Cynthia can get fucked, she was begging to be banned to see if Nick would do it.
Darkomen42​
Classic fuck around and find out.

GmenNC​
I don’t like drama and she would constantly bring it around - that’s what I did not like. I’m hear to chat with different ppl and have a good time.

Darkomen42​
That bitch was purposely pushing him as far as she possibly could to see if he would even do it. She found out.

Mandy_K​
Cynthia is the reason Nick modded me on his YouTube channel. She was so fun and awesome back then.

EgalitarianBtch​
I really don’t understand Cynthia. I tried for a long time just to be chill with her because again, unnecessary confrontation and me aren’t friends. But she just pushed all the buttons at once like a younger sibling or some shit lol


Tammy_D​
I’m older, maybe that is why I don’t give a fuck what anyone on the internet thinks. I don’t say or do anything that wouldn’t say or do to your face in front of my family. Fuck the kiwi ass hats. They are losers with nothing better to do.

Tammy_D​
She is a very unhappy typical liberal. Don’t waste your empathy on someone that wouldn’t piss on you if you where on fire. She is a piece of shit.

Darkomen42​
I know exactly what you mean. 💯

GmenNC​
I’m 33, I’m the same exact way. Whatever I say on here I’m more than willing to say to the persons face lol


Another one discovers Panoptes:


hunsingeruk​
they archive our chats?

Darkomen42​
Yes.

SquishyHunter​
You didn't know this?

hunsingeruk​
just nicks locals or others too? i assume others. how the hell do people get on their radar?

kjoym​
Everything you do on the internet is logged we have known this for 10 years. Edward Snowden anyone?

hunsingeruk​
i didn't know they archived the chat

JulianDelphiki​
locals keeps all the chats, you can go back and read any of them

hunsingeruk​
that i know, i thought someone was saying kf archives it too for their own purposes

I do.



Is Nick a drunk and why does he act this way?

Darkomen42​
Nick is going to do exactly what Nick wants to do, KF is full of a bunch of horseshit assumptions about people whom none of them have ever even met. They can literally squat on cacti.

Mandy_K​
What about our assuptions?

Darkomen42​
I for one met the guy, hung out with him for a few hours. Yeah, he got kind of plastered during the live show, and I watched him not a drink a drop the rest of the night until we all left at 6 am. Assumptions aren't worth shit.

I MET HIM ONCE, SO I KNOW HIM!

GingerWithASoul​
Are they assuming he’s an alcoholic?
Buzzion​
What assumptions? That they're weird obsessive spergs for making up shit and logging the chats so they can look through them? That's not an assumption.

SuperUnknownAK​
He is

Mandy_K​
@Darkomen42 I private chat with Nick on occasion and he seems to be a nice guy to me too. We've never once done anything asinine like we've done on Locals or shows.

Darkomen42​
@Mandy_K darlin', are you honestly trying to figure out why a bunch of fucking weirdos obsess about people on the internet they don't actually have any connection to? I don't give a shit what weirdo voyeurs' think, it's genuinely fucking pathetic to have so little going on in your life you obsess about communities you aren't even in.

Darkomen42​
That's cause Nick is a nice guy, but that doesn't stop all the bullshit assumptions or rumors from people who haven't met him or talked to him who obsess about him and the community that enjoy his content.

SuperUnknownAK​
It’s not normal or healthy to consume that much liquor nightly. I liked Nick. I’m not his friend or family, it’s not my business. Just an observation.

GingerWithASoul​
IMHO, I think Nick is for the most part what we see, however I think some of what he says is sorta shock jocky, for entertainment purposes and too keep certain groups of people following his content. I think truly he is a family man of faith who would help out anyone in need.

GingerWithASoul​
I think he does it to entertain people and make $$ not because he needs it

Salshien​
Someone who claims to have an addictive personality should probably avoid highly addictive drugs in large quantities

Darkomen42​
After having hung out with him in person I'm far less worried about it than I might have been. The dude has more self control even when fucking plastered than almost anyone I've met. He got pretty sloshed because people were throwing bottles at him and buying drink after drink and after the show was over he drank water the rest of the night. He was more sober at 6 am than some of the people hanging out at the bar in the group.

SuperUnknownAK​
Destroying your liver is a weird price to pay for the lolz. He has or had more value than that, respectfully.

GingerWithASoul​
True. I mean, I don’t know the guy personally or pay a whole lot of attention to when he’s drinking. But he’s very functional

Tammy_D​
Lots of people drink every day, it isn’t that unusual. People who don’t think OMG to much. A lot of people can drink and then walk away and it is no problem.

GmenNC​
I used to drink everyday. Now probably twice a year

Tammy_D​
Same, I used to drink a lot now I don’t I guess that is why I don’t see it as a problem.

Mandy_K​
I actually asked Jeff (Legal Vices) how he feels about streamers subjecting themselves to getting drunk and sick for super chats . He had an interesting personal perspective after he ate his triple-chicken-choker sandwich live on stream.
GingerWithASoul​
He was simping for you that day 😂
EgalitarianBtch​
Do you think that maybe it feels that way because you’re already struggling with depression? I know, for me, when I’m dealing with depression, it’s so much easier for me to believe negative things about me than it would be otherwise.
sanglant​
if your body reacts to alcohol as an upper(increased pulse and blood pressure) watch out.

GmenNC​
Yea, it may have just been me growing up more lol, but I know plenty of ppl who drank like I did and either don’t anymore or only do on weekends - others, not so much, I had a few friends go to rehab including my best friend.

SuperUnknownAK​
I wish the best for him & his family. It’s just not a good thing over indulging constantly. Some might call that addiction, functional or not.


Dirty Old Bird

Tammy_D​
I’m not going to lie. I’m a happily married 53 year old grandma and still like @CAMELOT331 without a shirt. Bad grandma 👵


We are everywhere:

TheMildOne​
I don't do Discord. The Kiwifags hang out there

We are DOOMED!

SuranK​
Kiwi and Monty followers may think they are smart, but the more they play the system, the more likely they themselves will be a victim of e day. They only strengthen that kind of behavior and they are not immune forevwr

Apparently this one likes to SPAM
TheMildOne​
So a woman shouldn't complain that the chick who beat her was a man...
TheMildOne​
Did chat die again
TheMildOne​
Nigga wash them dishes
TheMildOne​
.
TheMildOne​
TheMildOne​
Totally normal world we live in
TheMildOne​
Well damn. I finished all the "Free" content in Final Fantasy 14
TheMildOne​
Im alone. Post Clussy
TheMildOne​

TheMildOne​
Omg he's drawing dicks in MS paint
TheMildOne​
He's right though. Women are picky about dicky
TheMildOne​
I don't get the curved shit
TheMildOne​
TheMildOne​
The clowns will stop when chat resumes

AC2Patriot​
not this again... take it to the discord..

AC2Patriot​
There's literally a specific room for "this" and you can get all spicy if you want... just not here...

TheMildOne​
Like I said....when people chat I'll stop
TheMildOne​
The chat isn't being used.
TheMildOne​
I'm not posting anything gross

TheMildOne​
I don't do Discord. The Kiwifags hang out there

Cari explains the JQ

Carimachet​
They overcharge for interest to loan people money and have been doing so since the Roman times and before > greed
 

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Mandy_K​
No, they were right that the gross sexual commentary has an affect on my depression and debased value of myself as a person.
It's nice someone learned something and might become a better person because of it. Good on them. Maybe the real Lawsplaining was the life lessons we learned along the way.

Mandy_K​
@EgalitarianBtch How cool would it be if the Kiwis and Locals got along... No more doxxing and thottery, no more shitting on each other, to help cure Nick of his addictions and elevate him (and us all as a result).
Request denied.

hunsingeruk​
i didn't know they archived the chat
Knowledge is half the battle.
The Other half is violence.

Dirty Old Bird
Demented, blind, senile old bird.
 
Here's my question. When does that behavior cross into lolcowdom as an orbiter and do we consider her Nick's first "proper" detractor? Personally, she's not there yet.
Oh, she's definitely an orbiter and if Balldo Rekieta gets his subforum, unfortunately, she will probably get a thread. Since she's a user already, an admin may need to approve because that's technically a halal thread.
Once again I think she's brought lots of interesting deets but her recent actions were off-putting. The best advice is to just calm down and log off for a while.
 
Movie stream chat was short.

Nothing popped on my usual keywords that was of interest.

The next drop should include the contemporary chat with the melt down in this chat. If I had to guess, any ops were planned in the secret DISCORD they have.

I do not have access to that... yet...
 

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Oh, she's definitely an orbiter and if Balldo Rekieta gets his subforum, unfortunately, she will probably get a thread. Since she's a user already, an admin may need to approve because that's technically a halal thread.
Once again I think she's brought lots of interesting deets but her recent actions were off-putting. The best advice is to just calm down and log off for a while.
Yesterday she was getting Joseph TX weird. Creepy as hell.
 
Why can't we all be freinds?

Mandy_K​
@EgalitarianBtch How cool would it be if the Kiwis and Locals got along... No more doxxing and thottery, no more shitting on each other, to help cure Nick of his addictions and elevate him (and us all as a result).
Absolutely not. Nick lost me when he almost directly replied to my comment about going back to legal coverage. He said it was dumb and boring. Us (((former))) viewers who built the first 200k subs of his channel were basically just trash to be taken out at that point.

He followed that up later by calling anybody not on board with his new direction losers and incels who need a dad. I have a dad, I can talk to him. I needed a lawyer who could explain legal topics.

I've moved on. I haven't watched a Nick stream since December. I hope he loses all relevance and goes back to his day job. I wish him no personal harm but I'd prefer he left the Internet and fucked off.

As for locals faggots, I see you as the cretinous rot that infected the show and fucked everything up. There's no future where we interact aside from me demeaning you.
 
, but what I gather from skimming a little bit is that the Locals inner circle may have moved to Discord now.
So they moved from the chat that, at least as company policy, discourages nude posting and required someone from here to make a piece of custom software to monitor... to the chat which has no such policy (i.e., full on embarrassing nudes will be posted) and is incredibly easy to leak in full?

Certainly a very good move on their part, let's see how it pays off.
 
Movie stream chat was short.

Nothing popped on my usual keywords that was of interest.

The next drop should include the contemporary chat with the melt down in this chat. If I had to guess, any ops were planned in the secret DISCORD they have.

I do not have access to that... yet...
I am pretty sure the movie chat stream was the one that was up for most of yesterday, since the night stream posts usually do not go up until later in the evening.... If there is really no commentary in the Locals, I am going to guess that the usual suspects were ensconced in Discord at the time.

I've moved on. I haven't watched a Nick stream since December.
I don't think you're missing much.
 
Now that's a retard I haven't heard of in a long time.
Just puts a tear in your eye doesn't it? Almost makes me want to check out Weeb Wars for old time sake.

So they moved from the chat that, at least as company policy, discourages nude posting and required someone from here to make a piece of custom software to monitor... to the chat which has no such policy (i.e., full on embarrassing nudes will be posted) and is incredibly easy to leak in full?

Certainly a very good move on their part, let's see how it pays off.
I can't foresee anything going wrong with that plan. For us.

No stream tonight again. No stream last Tuesday either. What’s with tuesdays?
It's "Take Care of the Bull Tuesday" in the Rekieta household.
 
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Working on my Dramatis Personae of the People of LOCALS from my own notes and impressions. I will try to revise and expand this as I can. I will also attach this list to every further Panoptes log drop as a second EXCEL sheet.

Corrections, emendations, and additions are welcome. This is just a start.

UPDATED: 3-29-2023

UsernameBio
Arttheclown
Husband to @EgalitarianBtch. Has Nick's number and talks privately with him. Hardcore authoritarian who advocated for extreme measures when Cynthia-mageddon was occuring. Makes all sorts of BADASS statements and brags. Posts his wife's lewds for strangers to ogle and says it is all in good fun. Plays at being an intellectual, but is mostly at the level of a sophomoric understanding. Gets high and drunk in chat, but recently quite drinking. Somewhat notably 'conspired' with Nick to plant a fake story that his wife invited Nick to a drag show which Nick claimed as a win when the expected response happenede. HAHAHAHA! I LIED AND YOU BELIEVED IT!​
EgalitarianBtch
Wife to Arttheclown. Was a huge contributor to #AssWednesday. Shared an allegedly shit-stained ass pic that may or may not be apochryphal, but it is hilarious to repeat to have her deny it just one more time… Texts with Nick. Has a bunch of medical issues, but that is most of the female chat members in LOCALS. Was fiercly anti-Cynthia and for posting degeneracy, but recently began to posture are a caring and moral person who just wants to be empathetic and understand.​
Sally78
The self-appointed QUEEN of locals. Lives in Utah and went to the Vegas meetup. Also used to be a regular contributor to #AssWednesday. Claims to be be late 44 going on 45 in 2023 and whose main claims to fame is that she staged several creepily specific lewds with Nick's name written on her body in her DAUGHTER'S bedroom! Very much a fan of the devil's cabbage. The second interesting thisn about her is the way in which she polices the chat for dissent and order. She even challenged Kalea, a long-time channel mod as a 'new person' when she appeared. She also seems to enjoy stamping out any mention of Cynthia in the chat and treats her like voldemort.​
MisterStirFry99
Real name, Martin. He has been doxxed on the Farms already. He is one who is free with the rape threats and liked to beg and simp for lewds from women in the chat when that was a thing. He also suggest LEGAL action be taken by Nick once Panoptes went up. He was the big mad, but just a technically iiterate. He TOTALLY doesn't care about the Farms at all, and likes to act the big man in the chat.​
Still-Life
Probably the most frightening person in the chat. Old, racist grandpa married with a penchant for rape threats and violence. I would put money down he tortured small animals as a child. A native of Arizona, when he is not telling women they deserve to be raped, complaining about Mexicans, imbibing weed, or drinkign booze, he posts long screeds about how corrupt the government is, peppered with nonsense words.​
hydropx
Seemingly dedicated Nick troll in the chat. He was against the banning of Cynthia, and unlike others argued forher to stay… for reasons. While not the most articulate (less so when high) there are kernels of good ideas in his positions when he is not totally shitposting. He usually gets clowned by Arttheclown, MrStirFry99, SouthernAnarchist, and others who dog-pile on him, to which he flounders and spergs out. He also engages regularly in tagging Nick with some inflammatory comment, to which every so often Nick will respond and keep arguing with him. A sometimes entertaining troll that seems like a young person out of their depth--they do not like something but lack the eloquence to explain why.​
Carimachet
Resident anarchist of the 'true anarchy has never been tried type. Seems like a jealous bitch because she is a fat hambeast that could not make a good showing in #AssWednesday. Sent Lady Rackects her old ligeire, which makes sense since she cannot fit back into them. Always ready to politi-sperg and tell you how she was part of OccupyWallstreet back in the day and is an aCtIvIsT! She even got her NAME out there! Now she works in some unskilled, medial adjacent field and makes New Age suggestions on enlightenment and healing that are almost as hilarious as her political theories and conspiracy theories. She also hates the jews and Israel. She is a failed pro gamer, but toys with the idea of starting back up with it.​
ACompleteRandom
Turbo sperg who obsessively saved and compiled all the lewds that were posting in chat into albums that he re-posted whenevet Nick entered the chat. He absolutely LOST HIS SHIT when the LOCALS team tested an anti-porn filter in Nick's chat because 'I CAN'T POST MY PICTURES'. The meltdown was epic... Other than that, he seems like a regular coomer follower of Nick, but occaisonally he will get into argumetns over pointless shit and go for HOURS and write WALLS OF TEXT about it. Has no chill at all once umridge is taken.​
GOOCH1707 a.k.a TUB_BOSS
A divorced philosphy professoer at Steven F. Austin State College with custody of his son. Brags about how he 'won' the divorce and bitches about the ex slightly less than Andrew Branca. A full simp who will horny post when the whim takes him, he also likes to wax philosophical and try to big-brain the chat to win arguments. Also somewhat religious and was one of those defending the degenerate posting with heresy. Cynthia claims he has posted dozens of porn pics and that SEVERAL of them are CP! This is unconfirmed, but necessitates a careful tratement of the chat archive logs. FUCK YOU DON, IF TRUE!​
nerfmild a.k.a. TheMildOne
Constant lurker in the chat and when empty will post almost-porn and spam until someone else joins that chat. Used to have a YT channel called Mild's Culture Plate, or something… Talked in a long-winded and uninteresting way about pop culture and boring things. Had one video about the Nick LOCALS drama back in the December 2022-January 2023 era where he presented an illogical defense of Nick and dislike for clippers.​
icancook
MASSIVE SPERGERY ALERT! Constant participant in the chat in the form of 3-5 word posts that we 85% of the time sexual in nature. Claimes to be a 'good' black woman in NYC. With a sex drive this high, she must be fugly as sin. I see the name as probably a denial of reality when it should be 'icaneat' to more accurately reflect the truth. When alone in chat it will carry out conversations with itself via its male alter ego panzerdood. These conversations are often highly sexaully charged. When drinking, it will forget which account it is on. It FILLS the chat with this nonsense...​
panzerdood
Alter-ego of icancook. See that entry.​
CGoody
Frequent superchatter and chat mod in both YT and LOCALS. Convicted felon, constantly high on weed. Has a lot of the other LOCALS members' phone numbers and allegedly creeps after teenage girls. In his early 30s and lives with his mom. Kiwifarms account is @CGoody564 where he did attempt some abysmal trolling. Used to flirt a lot with women in all chats (notably Mandy K.), but has since settled down and seems to have found satisfaction in more weed. Liked to pretend he had a lot of money.​
Andrew_Wahoo
Certified manlet at 5' 5" or shorter and frequent superchatter (as Andrew_Warsnowboard). Is confirmed to have known Nick pre-YT and known of Lady R since he was a 'teen'. He has been to their house many times. Sees nick as a father figure and imitates his views and taste in alcohol pretty transparency. Does not like Kiwifarms. Sperged out and posted a 20+ minute video rant againse elissaclips when she began to post video clips on her YouTube channel that were critical of Nick. He accused here of turning her back on the community and betraying him and them. Is in his 30's, lives at home with is parents in St. Paul, MN, and likes dressing up as video game characters for nerd conventions. Works a ded-end retail job asa cashier in Home Depot, but has expresseed dissatisfaction with that recently.​
 
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