Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Halberd Sonichu]

honestly if Mario ever got a statue it probably be in Sonobe, Kyoto. you known were his creator was born.

 

[Positron]

That tweet was from 2014. I'm sure the apartment is full of mold n mildew now.

The mold on the wall would make a natural green screen.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's because Captain America was born in NYC, the movies are crazy popular right now and Brooklyn would say yes to things like this.

god, everyone on the east coast is dumb and egotistical

no offense

 

[Walter Temple]

2. Super Show? Really? I would have figured it'd be of Tanuki Suit Mario and not the DiC versions.

Insomuch as Mario can even have "canon," Bob will ever be asshurt that the U.S. version with Princess Toadstool and King Koopa is not "real." In his book/text walkthrough/autobiography/cry for help, Bob no-shit has an existential crisis when Yoshi's Island reveals that Mario was "really" from the Mushroom Kingdom all along and not a native of Brooklyn.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Insomuch as Mario can even have "canon," Bob will ever be asshurt that the U.S. version with Princess Toadstool and King Koopa is not "real." In his book/text walkthrough/autobiography/cry for help, Bob no-shit has an existential crisis when Yoshi's Island reveals that Mario was "really" from the Mushroom Kingdom all along and not a native of Brooklyn.

Didn't he also chimp out whenever someone would say "Mario is dead" back when he was in school?

Or am I just blending together his and Chris's life stories together due to the sheer force of his autism?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Didn't he also chimp out whenever someone would say "Mario is dead" back when he was in school?

Or am I just blending together his and Chris's life stories together due to the sheer force of his autism?

You're thinking of Docforbin and "Garfield is dead".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Insomuch as Mario can even have "canon," Bob will ever be asshurt that the U.S. version with Princess Toadstool and King Koopa is not "real." In his book/text walkthrough/autobiography/cry for help, Bob no-shit has an existential crisis when Yoshi's Island reveals that Mario was "really" from the Mushroom Kingdom all along and not a native of Brooklyn.

Frankly, I could give or take the origin. Bob's taking the lore of a video game/cartoon way too seriously. Then again, I wouldn't expect less from him.

Didn't he also chimp out whenever someone would say "Mario is dead" back when he was in school?

Or am I just blending together his and Chris's life stories together due to the sheer force of his autism?

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It looks like tile more than carpet.

Here's Bob being torn apart style over the Captain America statue:
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They're building a statue of a super Nazi?

In all seriousness, this is just really really sad... all this time and he's still obsessed with Mario.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Frankly, I could give or take the origin. Bob's taking the lore of a video game/cartoon way too seriously. Then again, I wouldn't expect less from him.


Wouldn't surprise me.

Which is hilarious in its own way, because Mario has no lore outside of individual game series. Part of his whole appeal is that he can be whoever and whatever the fuck Nintendo wants him to be. He's been in competitive brawlers, children's spelling lessons, race cars, Final Fantasy-style RPGs, platformers, party games, whatever. Shigeru Miyomoto himself is renowned for his hatred of autistic lore in video games.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So Bob's writing clickbait articles now, which I feel is something he ragged on before:

 

[Foltest]

I bet five rubels that the Supermario show is in that list.

 

[selere]

I think that Bob has finally hit the bottom of the well.

 

[Count groudon]

I bet five rubels that the Supermario show is in that list.

No, but Ferngully is oddly enough.

 

[Foltest]

No, but Ferngully is oddly enough.

Ferngully? That movie was meh at best. It is not a good film at all.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Ferngully? That movie was meh at best. It is not a good film at all.

I think it's well established by now that Bob's judgement of quality is appalling.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I read his list so you don't have to:

15. The Road to El Dorado
14. Starchaser: The Legend of Orin
13. Wizards
12. The Prince of Egypt
11. Anastasia
10. Flight of Dragons
9. Charlotte's Web
8. Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
7. Fire & Ice
6. An American Tail
5. All Dogs Go to Heaven
4. The Phantom Tollbooth
3. The Last Unicorn
2. The Secret of NIMH
1. The Iron Giant

All in all, I just thought of this while reading it (0:56-1:01 especially):

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

All and all, I don't know who's dumber in this situation: Bob, or the person who thought FernGully was a classic.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

All and all, I don't know who's dumber in this situation: Bob, or the person who thought FernGully was a classic.

Bob IS the person who thought Ferngully was a classic.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I accidentally came across that list online and didn't realize it was by Bob. I thought some kid had sent Bob a list they made.
For a movie critic, his writing is shit. He says the same thing over and over again. He has very little knowledge of movie history. He's also a shitty critic and provides no analysis of any movie on the list.
I'm really surprised anyone employs him based on that. It's embarrassingly bad.

 

[AnOminous]

Lolcow crossover.

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A tranny furfag and one of Nora Reed's dumber orbiters.