Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[*Asterisk*]

Hmmmm.... look at what butterchubs posted today...

How thick is he?

People have always riffed on garbage. Back in the day, when you couldn't skip thru, they had lovely little inventions called 'books,' 'pamphlets,' and 'postal service.' Which is how groups like the Inklings got started.

Fucking beetushead can't even halfway imagine there being a world before the Reagan Years.

 

[Foltest]

How thick is he?

People have always riffed on garbage. Back in the day, when you couldn't skip thru, they had lovely little inventions called 'books,' 'pamphlets,' and 'postal service.' Which is how groups like the Inklings got started.

Fucking beetushead can't even halfway imagine there being a world before the Reagan Years.

As an example of books or pomes that people riffed on, Look at the shit that William McGonagall wrote:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tay_Bridge_Disaster
The greatest author at the turn of the century would come together to riff at the wrok of Amanda McKittrick Ros.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_McKittrick_Ros
So yeah, Riffing is not something new. Once again, Bob is wrong and an idiot.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I hope Bob didn't give enough to the Kickstarter campaign to have a cameo in the series.

 

[TonyTopps]

I hope Bob didn't give enough to the Kickstarter campaign to have a cameo in the series.

Bob lives in a relative's "basement apartment" so I don't think he has the money.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I hope Bob didn't give enough to the Kickstarter campaign to have a cameo in the series.

I'm sure if he did have the money, he would.

We all know how attention whore-y Bob is, it's only a matter of time before he expands it to other people's stuff than just his own.

 

[Lensherr]

 

[TheImportantFart]

Haven't even watched the thing and I can already tell he'll be crying about racism in some capacity...

Okay, I just watched the video. I wasn't expecting to be proven right virtually within the first minute.

 

[FatNero]

1.) Buy a lav, you can get it off amazon for a few dollars you lazy ass.
2.) Step away from your green screen idiot, light bounce is fucking up your skin worse than it is.
3.) Buy two lights position them on either side of the screen so you're not staring right into it.
4.) DO BASIC VIDEOGRAPHY.

-- also set your choke thinner on your chroma keyer. It's one click, you can click your mouse once right?


God damn look at that blob shadow on his chest... god damn.

 

[NQ 952]

Every day I sit at my cubicle with premiere pro open, considering how I could make some unimaginably difficult edit work for under 5 hours of work.

Then I stare at the absolute garbage people like Motion Pictures Rodriguez makes and I think it would be better if I just abused autistic people like these "critics" do.

 

[AnOminous]

Hmmmm.... look at what butterchubs posted today...

MovieBlob was never relevant to anything except maybe Mario fans being as autistic as Sonic fans.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob lives in a relative's "basement apartment" so I don't think he has the money.

Blob makes $3000 a month on Patreon alone. He has the money.
https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1

Also, how in the living fuck does he make $3000 a month on Patreon?

 

[Quijibo69]

Also, how in the living fuck does he make $3000 a month on Patreon?

He's a SJW and they all do!

 

[c-no]

He's a SJW and they all do!

That and appealing to whoever thinks his work is truly entertaining, even if it's cringy shit like making console wars his own "Vietnam War".

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Blob makes $3000 a month on Patreon alone. He has the money.
https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1

Also, how in the living fuck does he make $3000 a month on Patreon?

If it makes you feel better, he was crying about Patreon's cut and taxes a long time ago and how that was beggaring him, which makes me think he only receives a small fraction of that amount.

 

[TS 298]

If it makes you feel better, he was crying about Patreon's cut and taxes a long time ago and how that was beggaring him, which makes me think he only receives a small fraction of that amount.

Okay, let's do some math. He gets 3 grand a month. Patreon takes a 5% cut. So he's really only getting $2850 a month. Then we count taxes. Assuming Patreon counts as self-employment, he loses 15.3% of that. So he gets a nice $2413.95 per month. Then comes responsibilities.

Average rent in Boston is $2100 a month, but he's renting a basement apartment from family. Looking for basement apartments on Boston's craigslist, I'm seeing anything from $900-$3000ish per month. Lets say $1000 a month, assuming he gets special treatment because he's family. So that leaves him with $1413.95. He then has utility bills, food, and possibly transit, which will vary throughout the year. Low ball it, say $50 a month for utilities, and $200 for food. So that's $1163.95. Then he pays an unknown amount into the money laundering racket some people are running on Patreon, and that may well dip his personal money below $1000 a month.

 

[GodWarrior]

$200 for food..

Let's be real.

 

[KrazyMage]

and $200 for food.

Wee bit on the low side, I think.

But Blob Chimpman makes more on Patreon than John Flynt.

 

[AnOminous]

Wee bit on the low side, I think.

But Blob Chimpman makes more on Patreon than John Flynt.

Shitty or not, he sometimes produces actual content. John never does. Or rather, the only content John generates is lolcow content that doesn't benefit people giving him money.

 

[Sanshain]

I find it highly amusing that MovieBob has sperged repeatedly in the past about how he exercises and how dumb nerds like us should just work out in order to shake off our stereotypical image, yet his own physical condition has deteriorated substantially in the past few years. He was never really slim or anything, but around 2012 he certainly had a little bit more tone and came across as having a naturally stocky body type instead of actually being super fat. Now he looks pathetically obese, with zero muscle tone and a positively record-breaking number of chins.

 

[Maria Mint]

he's renting a basement apartment from family

So he literally lives in his mom's basement?