Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Walter Temple]

Also, how in the living fuck does he make $3000 a month on Patreon?

Bob has quite a few holdover fans from when he was less of an asshole. Probably ones who follow him casually enough that they've never read his ever laughably authoritarian Twitter ravings. As in, "all the good critics (like me) should just leave and let the unwashed masses stew in their filth."

I used to watch him myself every now and then back on The Escapist. He was reasonably good when talking about comic books and random 80's pop culture. Raised an eyebrow when he claimed that classic Simpsons was no better than recent episodes - it was just playing to an easier to please audience. And ditched him from my rotation entirely when he started constantly with the, "Okay losers, listen up and let me tell you how the world really works."

BOB looks down on NERDS. Why, oh why, does a diabetic literal neckbeard fancy himself a Randian superman?

 

[Danger]

BOB looks down on NERDS. Why, oh why, does a diabetic literal neckbeard fancy himself a Randian superman?

Because Bob buys into nerd sterotypes so he can pretend he's superior to someone mostly due to knowing, at least subconsciously, he's just another poorly aging nerdy Nintendo fanboy and that's a postion that doesn't command the respect of anyone.

 

[AnOminous]

BOB looks down on NERDS.

Someone should let him in on a little secret about himself.

 

[The Colonel]

Bob is a literal basement dweller?

 

[Foltest]

Bob is a literal basement dweller?

yep. He is one.

 

[NQ 952]

Better keep that diabetic foot out of that drain water Bob, you're likely to lose it.

 

[cappaint]

Okay, let's do some math. He gets 3 grand a month. Patreon takes a 5% cut. So he's really only getting $2850 a month.

The amount shown on the Patreon page is what he gets, not what is pledged.
https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/206197906

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That tweet was from 2014. I'm sure the apartment is full of mold n mildew now.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That tweet was from 2014. I'm sure the apartment is full of mold n mildew now.

Judging from what's been shown so far, I doubt Bob's done much cleaning to his housepartment for most of his lifespan.

 

[TheImportantFart]

yep. He is one.

Fuck, that looks like a literal child's bedroom. The blankies on the floor don't help.

 

[Bloody bunny]

Fuck, that looks like a literal child's bedroom. The blankies on the floor don't help.

No woman has come to that basement and left alive.

 

[selere]

Fuck, that looks like a literal child's bedroom. The blankies on the floor don't help.

It is a child's bedroom.

 

[Count groudon]

yep. He is one.

Is that an Xbox 360 I see? But Bob, I thought those were only for dudebro douchebags who play FPS games and laugh at Mario.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Fuck, that looks like a literal child's bedroom. The blankies on the floor don't help.

They're towels. Which doesn't help if your carpet is sopping wet from a flood.

 

[Gordon Cole]

They're towels. Which doesn't help if your carpet is sopping wet from a flood.

It looks like tile more than carpet.

Here's Bob being torn apart style over the Captain America statue:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It looks like tile more than carpet.

Here's Bob being torn apart style over the Captain America statue:
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Because the Super Mario Brothers Super Show was a landmark of American culture and not a cheaply made shit cartoon that only manchildren still care about. What a fucking loser. This is such a stupid thing to get pissy over, but that's Bob for ya.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

It looks like tile more than carpet.

Here's Bob being torn apart style over the Captain America statue:
View attachment 112473

There are worse things to make a statue over, but this does raise a couple questions:
1. Why are you complaining about something only us geeks and nerds would notice?
2. Super Show? Really? I would have figured it'd be of Tanuki Suit Mario and not the DiC versions.
3. This is more directed towards the city itself, but why would there be a Captain America statue in the first place? It feels like one of the most random decisions I've seen.

 

[Gordon Cole]

THere are worse things to make a statue over, but this does raise a couple questions:
1. Why are you complaining about something only us geeks and nerds would notice?
2. Super Show? Really? I would have figured it'd be of Tanuki Suit Mario and not the DiC versions.
3. This is more directed towards the city itself, but why would there be a Captain America statue in the first place? It feels like one of the most random decisions I've seen.

It's because Captain America was born in NYC, the movies are crazy popular right now and Brooklyn would say yes to things like this.

 

[NQ 952]

THere are worse things to make a statue over, but this does raise a couple questions:
1. Why are you complaining about something only us geeks and nerds would notice?
2. Super Show? Really? I would have figured it'd be of Tanuki Suit Mario and not the DiC versions.
3. This is more directed towards the city itself, but why would there be a Captain America statue in the first place? It feels like one of the most random decisions I've seen.

Because hipsters are a fucking disease

 

[MG 620]

It looks like tile more than carpet.

Here's Bob being torn apart style over the Captain America statue:
View attachment 112473

"Cute".

Are you a 12 year old girl, Bob?