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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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PostRegretStressDisorder said:
Finally manned up and made an account.

Greetings from /cow/! Long time lurker here. I suppose I switched sides because you guys are filled to the brim with cocks, whereas /cow/'s cocks keeps on shrinking and shrinking.
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Um sorry to hear about that. We kept sending our banned members to you. We hoped that would swell up your ranks. I guess it didn't. :(

Sorry about that and welcome to the site.
 
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SunLightStreak said:
Um sorry to hear about that. We kept sending our banned members to you. We hoped that would swell up your ranks. I guess it didn't. :(

Sorry about that and welcome to the site.
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Yeah, I'm honestly really pissed about us getting the chaff of bad members from fox dicks, err, I mean Kiwi Farms. It did two things: Shit up the board and give members an even worse opinion about Kiwi Farms. Just by lurking here for awhile I knew you guys have a nice and avid community and more good members than bad.

I'm a pretty positive (except to untermensch) guy and like socializing, so I'm surprised I didn't sign up sooner.

Thanks for the warm welcome!
 
Welcome to both of ya!

'Tis a pretty nice forum if I do say so to myself. No one's is gonna bite unless you make them bite. :^)
 
I was brought here because Jake Rapp got cucked hard, and I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in mockery.

I didn't lurk nearly long enough, and I've already made some newbie mistakes. Mistakes I will not apologize for, because I'm a straight white male, and therefore I need not apologize for anything, ever.

I like you people. You're mean-spirited and you lack empathy.

My name is Malodorous Merkin, and I too like to poke mental deficients with a stick.
 
Hello. I found this place because I was curious about EvaXephon from what I saw on the So Bad It's Horrible Let's Play page in TV tropes. I did a google search, and not only did he turn out to be YandereDev (saw that on the TV tropes page as well), he's also a lolcow who had a bit of a creepy history from what I saw here.

So...yeah, nice to meet y'all.
 
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Hi, I've had this account for a looooong time and had a few posts on the Cwcki forums but they don't show up on my profile anymore. Forums wipe? I don't come enough to remember although I do check CWC's thread once in a while. I've been following Chris since...I think 2010 maybe? I read about lowcows casually once in a while and been on a kiwi binge over the last few days catching up on interesting people. Maybe I'll be around, who knows. I had a short-lived shitty fan art thread back in the days, if anyone remembers these lol.

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I also like Kanadajin3, generic snowflakegender multiple system autism pstd etc etc undocumented lowcows from Tumblr, and just internet drama in general. I've just discovered Foreverkailyn, very late unfortunately but there's a lot of content to catch up on so that's cool.

So yeah, hello.
 
Came here from GOMI when TFVG got dismissed so spectacularly by Null. Had to read through many many threads to figure this place out because I'm not one of you young whippersnappers, as the hip kids say.
 
Drago said:
Came here from GOMI when TFVG got dismissed so spectacularly by Null. Had to read through many many threads to figure this place out because I'm not one of you young whippersnappers, as the hip kids say.
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Interesting. I've never heard of that board but I scanned through the last few pages on Anna's thread and it seems chill.
 
It is pretty cool. A little too tolerant of SJWs, but aside from that PartyPants is a good admin and it doesn't suck.
 
Hi I'm new here just joined today. Heard about the farms from a steam friend that likes to troll people...
This sites seems pretty chill despite all the hate I hear it gets.

It was pretty cool that some people welcomed me here right of the bat.
 
Intro thread, eh? I kinda jumped in when I finally signed up. Got a link to this place from the LordKaT stream, he linked the Brianna Wu "eat balls" hilarity. Couldn't figure out the captcha for the life of me, then I took a wild guess and finally managed to sign up. I'm here to point and laugh and make jokes, so let's have some fun.
 
Long time reader of the CWC wiki and of the forum. Never thought to become a member.
I discovered about Chris some years ago, from some chan. I'm here only for civil discussions, not here to be a try-hard ween, trolling is not something I really like. Also here to have advices from the forum about some work I'm doing that has something to do with Chris (no, not trolling) and internet in general. I'm not going to talk a lot, but I'll read a lot.
 
Lurker, etc. Became interested in CWC again after I somehow wasted hours of my life sitting in TS discussing an autistic manchild's oozing taint. I then spent more time reading up on PT. This place is a time vortex. Lovely to meet you all, hope you're having a nice summer.
 
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Hey, Patchouli here.
I found this site after discovering about christine's taint wound on 4chan, then after watching a documentary about her on yt I decided to create an account here.
I feel ashamed as I had no idea who he was though I've been on the Internet since 2011.
 
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