Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[TremendousBoredom]

You guys are a bunch of limp-wristed fags. I have personal experience with FtMs. They're just as annoying and retarded as MtFs, just less horny (sometimes).

"uwu I just feel so bad they just want to be comfy in their bodies the poor things!" You should all have your Gamer Cards revoked and your Nigger Passes invalidated.

I doubt anyone is clutching their pearls and screaming "Won't somebody think of the pooners!?"

Yeah, it sucks that someone is subjecting themselves to at the current time, irreversible medical procedures thanks to what is more or less a meme gone viral.

But the damage is more or less done to them. And the Pooner art? Is fucking hillarious because it's the pooners themselves making it.
It's infantilizing and dysphoria triggering, and even Pooners can't fucking decide if it's vent art or a community using slurs and intentionally harming their own.

So why not laugh? Why not smile at the adventures of L'il Pooner as she keeps trying to get there, despite her not having a single clue what "there" is?

It's not white knighting. It's finding their expressions of distress cute and funny.

 

[Constellationzero]

Genuinely a bit surprised at how many people seem to be utterly repulsed by Pooners pooning. Yeah, they can be gross as fuck, but we have threads of people picking their legs apart til amputation, cartel killings, baby monkey torture porn, but for some  this is too far? Do those of us who are enamored with the lil doods need help?

You are talking about a population of mentally ill women who:

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Take wrong sex hormones that dry up their cooter. Dry cooter means "Holy shit--who brought the Durian?" And just look at Buck Angel--or her "demonstrating" the Buck Off (I'm not posting a link--look it up yourselves). Need more convincing? Read about Leslie Feinberg. Read Stone Butch Blues. The whole movement smells like Durian, Surstromming, Hakarl, and Lutefisk left on a hot dashboard in mid-August!

 

[Oxyjen]

i dont think they do it for 'grass is greener' reasons, they're doing it as a result of being severely mentally damaged by forces outside their control

Just conjecture but were FTM sex changes even a thing before the AGPs came out of the closet and started pressurizing society into validating their choices?

Every case I’ve read about (and I admit I’ve never met one) just seems like the age-old sad girl disease that used to lead to anorexia or cutting or having unsuitable boyfriends and nose piercings. But now is this literal Dr Mengele shit, because of social contagion and mainstream hugboxing.

Meh, I just can’t imagine the thought process behind it, whereas males are clearly doing it for the coom.

Not to say women don’t have agency and desires and shit, but srsly what gives?

 

[Procrastinhater]

"They can be saved!"

Something about FTMs turns even the most MGTOW of kiwis into white knights and it's not just the pooner thread. What the fuck gives?

You know these people won't hear you, just sit back and enjoy the crash.

Any pity I felt for Pooners died with those three kids that fucking subhuman literal fucking Aiden shitbag murdered in Nashville.
I did feel bad for them, someone who looks at a drawing of a Pooner and thinks thats what they are has immense self disgust and shame and they would be pitiable, but when I remember that inside the pink and scarified body is a soul as rotten and twisted as any MtF troon my sympathy dries up like a Pooners withered and testosterone mutated snatch.
The sort of twisted wretch that will murder fucking infants because they're angry at the world deserves no sympathy, only contempt.

 

[sanguiduct]

I just stumbled upon this little doodle i made about 8 years ago to submit to some hatespeech facebook meme page back when those were a thing. Turns out i was ahead of my time. Who knew!

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Just conjecture but were FTM sex changes even a thing before the AGPs came out of the closet and started pressurizing society into validating their choices?

Every case I’ve read about (and I admit I’ve never met one) just seems like the age-old sad girl disease that used to lead to anorexia or cutting or having unsuitable boyfriends and nose piercings. But now is this because of social contagion and mainstream hugboxing.

I think there are different subtypes of troon, AGP coombrains being the largest and most influential. The problem is they groom people who 10 years ago would have been anorexics or cutters into trooning out on the premise that it'll fix their body image issues. Like anorexia it happens to both men and women, but is way more common in women. I think the anorexia connection isn't looked into enough, for some of them it's practically the same psychosis just swapping weight for gender. Doesn't mean they aren't mentally ill freaks, I just don't hate them like MTFs.

There are women who do it for the fetish too, k-pop fans and fujos mostly. They don't usually get rotdogs though.

 

[MILPOOL__]

The sims got zippertits scars now?

Apparently they added chest scars and binders. . .

I stopped playing when they added the option to change who can impregnate who, which was the start of their tranny pandering.
Guess this is the last Sims I'll ever play.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And for body horror let's consider accidental "overpump" during "sex" - reminds me of the kids blowing up their nikes by pumping too much to air jordan or whatever the fuck we did back then

Can't be done; Air Jordans use air from the atmosphere. Implanted erectile devices have an internal bladder that holds the fluid when the fluid isn't erecting the penile prostheses; there's no way for the user to add more fluid to the closed system.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Any pity I felt for Pooners died with those three kids that fucking subhuman literal fucking Aiden shitbag murdered in Nashville.
I did feel bad for them, someone who looks at a drawing of a Pooner and thinks thats what they are has immense self disgust and shame and they would be pitiable, but when I remember that inside the pink and scarified body is a soul as rotten and twisted as any MtF troon my sympathy dries up like a Pooners withered and testosterone mutated snatch.
The sort of twisted wretch that will murder fucking infants because they're angry at the world deserves no sympathy, only contempt.

The thing that's pushed me towards open disdain and finding Pooner images funny in a purely schadenfreude way isn't just that some "High functioning" failed lesbian who decided Pooning out was a good idea decided to murder six people, 3 of them children.
After all, members of groups do fucked up shit all the time and that doesn't necessarily mean the entire group is bad.

It's the fucking fact that in the aftermath of a goddamn mass shooting, the number one thing on their minds is "But but...this makes us look bad!" or "The christians started it and we can't be blamed for fighting back"

At first I thought it might be confined to places full of brainworms and near lethal levels of irony poisoning.
But then I had the misfortune of running into similar trains of thought among IRL pooners i've got the misfortune of having to interact with.

No one is going to fucking ship you off to Transchwitz or Poonblinka or overnight strip you of your precious T over this.
But fucking hell, if you keep being utter self centered bitches over this who can't even show a little concern for the families of murdered kids?
I almost wish they would.

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[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I fucking hate this website sometimes...

 

[Peenix]

Poon man goes to Gorilla-moding Ogre-Hon's concert:

 

[Tangled Headphones]

"They can be saved!"

Something about FTMs turns even the most MGTOW of kiwis into white knights and it's not just the pooner thread. What the fuck gives?

You know these people won't hear you, just sit back and enjoy the crash.

They think they're awkward tomboys who wouldn't reject them unlike attractive or feminine women.
Ftms are just as big of freaks as Mtfs, they're just small and weak so they're less of a threat (unless they have a gun.)

 

[Procrastinhater]

The thing that's pushed me towards open disdain and finding Pooner images funny in a purely schadenfreude way isn't just that some "High functioning" failed lesbian who decided Pooning out was a good idea decided to murder six people, 3 of them children.
After all, members of groups do fucked up shit all the time and that doesn't necessarily mean the entire group is bad.

It's the fucking fact that in the aftermath of a goddamn mass shooting, the number one thing on their minds is "But but...this makes us look bad!" or "The christians started it and we can't be blamed for fighting back"

At first I thought it might be confined to places full of brainworms and near lethal levels of irony poisoning.
But then I had the misfortune of running into similar trains of thought among IRL pooners i've got the misfortune of having to interact with.

No one is going to fucking ship you off to Transchwitz or Poonblinka or overnight strip you of your precious T over this.
But fucking hell, if you keep being utter self centered bitches over this who can't even show a little concern for the families of murdered kids?
I almost wish they would.

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Yeah that was pretty much my final straw too, the reaction to it from those freaks who immediately jumped to painting themselves as the victims, not a single shit given for the 3 kids murdered by that freak or the three adults who died trying to keep them safe, but how the fucking troons were the real victims, no fucking sense of shame or even recognition that this constant bullshit "trans genocide" bullshit and calls for troons to arm themselves, when you're talking about people who are already delusional and fucked in the head, has had the result people have been warning about.
Anyone with a brain could have seen the increasing violent rhetoric of this actual "stochastic terrorism" thats conducted among the trans cult was a tragedy in the making.
Between them and the shitbags that try to use tragedies to score some retarded political points, the sheer selfishness of troons is on full display and the only consolation is the mass peaking its causing.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I remember learning about the Pooners in 8th grade social studies. It was amazing how they were able to move westward all the way into California and settle such rugged lands.

 

[cybertoaster]

I pity the fed who in light of recent events has to research and then explain this to his boomer supervisor:

unlike mtf troons) they don't deserve it

Thirst harder, they are all insane.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Yeah that was pretty much my final straw too, the reaction to it from those freaks who immediately jumped to painting themselves as the victims, not a single shit given for the 3 kids murdered by that freak or the three adults who died trying to keep them safe, but how the fucking troons were the real victims, no fucking sense of shame or even recognition that this constant bullshit "trans genocide" bullshit and calls for troons to arm themselves, when you're talking about people who are already delusional and fucked in the head, has had the result people have been warning about.

So "fun" moment. Watch a Pooner or Hon screaming that surely those kids deserved it because "They're taking away HRT/Transition and it's life saving care!"
But...if it's life saving care wouldn't that mean that being Trans is a disease or mental illness? Because if it's actually lifesaving, then it's got to be treating a disease or defect.
And if it's NOT a disease or mental illness? Well, then there's no reason for insurance or the government to fund what is a purely cosmetic procedure.
You can hear the gears in their head come to a screeching halt.

 

[DumbDude43]

they are all insane.

they are, but in very different ways.
mtfs are generally driven by fetishism and maliciousness, with a strong tendency towards sexually predatory behavior, so there's no sympathy for them.
ftms on the other hand seem to be mostly driven by self hate and trauma, and usually don't hurt or damage anyone but themselves, so there's lots of room for sympathy and pity for them. a one in a million aiden school shooter does not invalidate the general trend of them being mostly harmless.

 

[Real Fakeman]

I picked a completely random minor arcana to draw, so here is 7 of gauges/pentacles. I only had a handful of fineliners at hand, so forgive the slightly Chris Chan-esque approach to colouring. Maybe that's just a part of the magical process.
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I must say it's surprisingly fun to draw these little doods. I might draw more, as long as I don't end up putting some sort of curse on myself.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I picked a completely random minor arcana to draw, so here is 7 of gauges/pentacles. I only had a handful of fineliners at hand, so forgive the slightly Chris Chan-esque approach to colouring. Maybe that's just a part of the magical process.
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I must say it's surprisingly fun to draw these little doods. I might draw more, as long as I don't end up putting some sort of curse on myself.

Thats great Dood. I'm seriously impressed how a crazy random thought for an art project has turned into an almost completed Pooner Tarot.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I picked a completely random minor arcana to draw, so here is 7 of gauges/pentacles. I only had a handful of fineliners at hand, so forgive the slightly Chris Chan-esque approach to colouring. Maybe that's just a part of the magical process.
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I must say it's surprisingly fun to draw these little doods. I might draw more, as long as I don't end up putting some sort of curse on myself.

Having vented my spleen in the aftermath of Pooner narcissism in the face of tragedy, this is a nice palate cleanser. I think this turned out really well between references to the original card and including a Dood.
My only suggestion if you're remaining true to form to the original pooners is the front of the shorts should have a clearer "there's a vag under this" outline, or possibly clear bloodstains.
But I recognize you said you didn't have the best tools at hand, so one minor quibble aside?

A+ job.