Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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cybertoaster said:
Exactly the kind of woman I would picture having rats.
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Rats are lovely. Women who like them significantly less so. It's like how if you ever see a woman sharing pictures of opossums it's a red flag—no fault of the animals, but the kind of person who obsesses over them is to be avoided.

Seeing that woman clumsily try to hide the poison for feral rats... God, I hate pathological altruism.
 
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Ser Prize said:
There's this weird misplaced conception that many people, dear feeder included, have with ftms. They think that they're poor uwu girls who got the bad touch and are doing all this out of lashing out or 'trying to make themselves unattractive'. You'll see TERFs say the same shit.

But it's bullshit. I live with a IRL pooner, my sister, and I know for a fact she was never abused. My sister is just an insane cunt who couldn't deal with the fact she was a typical miserable woman and decided that cutting her tits off and being called 'Gabe' would suddenly fix everything. She's vile and hateful to everyone and everything non-tranny related and talks about nothing else.

That's the reality of FtMs and people have to fucking acknowledge it.
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I think it's basically a result of how they look. They just become fat losers or the Ellen Paige route of being roid abusing manlets. They're non-threatening and don't set off alarms like the balding 5'10-6'3 guy in a dress. They're just a miserable woman, the kind of woman that every holy book warns about being fucking toxic for the soul. Not even the hot Jezebel who manipulates you, but the pity party loser who gets eaten by her cats at 70.

I think the big issue with FtM is that they're more insidious than the overtly destructive male troon. They just poison the area around them and try to have others suffer with them. There was a dyke teacher who did the same shit at a Highschool in my area. Basically just sought conflict whenever she could and tried to get this Evangelical teacher fired (little crazy, but in the delightful kind of way where he'd pray for you for being Catholic or some shit).
They're that dumb bitch that is incredibly self-destructive and thinks they're smarter than they are.
 
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FiddleAFox said:
Good fucking lord, this is dreadful, It also does prove that if this subcreature really was a part of the "alt right", then there's definitely a connection between freaks and socialists that prove that economics are a major indicator of who would favor what in society as a whole, just given the fact that the "alt right" is full of self-identified socialists, even the nationalist types.
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She intersected with America First on tik Tok with people like Kai Klips.
 
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Real Fakeman said:
This dood has a neophallus installed, as hinted at by the flayed arm. Are the blood stains still appropriate?
I was thinking I should add some, but I now realise I forgot my sketchbook at work, lmao. Wonder what someone will think if they see this.
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If I were a boss and saw someone's sketchbook full of pooners, I would give them a raise.
 
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Ser Prize said:
It's literally a cult. It operates on all the same hallmarks.

The two big things a cult does is find someone isolated and get them to adopt a new identity, usually via love bombing. This is exactly how trannies go about 'cracking eggs'.

That said they get no sympathy from me. They earned this hell.
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Jews? White liberals?
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& The Media
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Higgs Bonbon said:
Rats are lovely. Women who like them significantly less so. It's like how if you ever see a woman sharing pictures of opossums it's a red flag—no fault of the animals, but the kind of person who obsesses over them is to be avoided.

Seeing that woman clumsily try to hide the poison for feral rats... God, I hate pathological altruism.
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Only people that hate themselves own pet rats. I can think of no other reason why you would want pets that live about 2 years. By the time you know them they are dead.
 
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Inside your walls said:
I wanted to draw a tarot for pooner tarot cards, but I was bit busy.
Though, I am glad that my demiurge pooner drawing has inspired many farmers in this thread.

Since I wasn't able to poonerify a tarot card, I decided
to poonerify a popular music album cover.

Ladies, pooners and gentlemen
I give you...

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(I wanna make more of these because I believe
there's potential in this.)

I want to consider this as celebratory drawing for the thread being featured.
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Fuckin' A lol.
Its got double meaning too.
Hey you can still do the Tarot, we're doing the whole deck, just pick any Minor Arcana cards, Nothing stopping you doing an alternate Major if theres something you've got an idea for either.
 
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Slur Generator said:
Only people that hate themselves own pet rats. I can think of no other reason why you would want pets that live about 2 years. By the time you know them they are dead.
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Thought rats lived longer than 2 years, but you are right.

Much sadness-squeelings, manthing!

I guess aidens are gross and most likely would need a low maintenance pet.

Lizards and turtles can live a good 40 years and seldom require as much care as a dog or cat, and I am glad Aidens don't want them. Poor fellows would be abandoned when 41% hits the pooner.
 
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