Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[keytar]

Glad to see the thread has a cognitohazard warning now lmao. Here's an Ace of Swords:

 

[Kiislova]

Glad to see the thread has a cognitohazard warning now lmao. Here's an Ace of Swords:

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Wow.
This is the most aesthetically pleasing card so far.

Doodjuice, syringe, cutting scars, heccin masculine jewelry...

 

[Ms.Viecons]

I partially made this account just to post this, inspired by that one Pooner drawing in the latest Church shooting thread.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

This pooner shit makes me regret having eyes. I might even rethink my stance on God in the hopes he can smite these creatures.

 

[Meiwaku]

some "High functioning" failed lesbian who decided Pooning out was a good idea

For the record, she was heterosexual. She had solely actual male partners and in her shitty Reddit posts talked about being used by men.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Glad to see the thread has a cognitohazard warning now

I thought it was probably for the best considering the strangely memetic nature of these weird little things. Awesome job on the card as well.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

KND being ahead of its time...

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[DumbDude43]

Only people that hate themselves own pet rats. I can think of no other reason why you would want pets that live about 2 years. By the time you know them they are dead.

pet rats are for people who want to feel a little bit smug and edgy ("heh, you scared of my little friends here? pathetic!") but not edgy enough for actual dangerous pets like venomous snakes

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Oh no, liddol pooner fell in with a bad crowd!

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Some of the more entertaining interactions I’ve seen out in the wild are from when incels come into contact with an FtM appropriating their culture.

 

[JamusActimus]

wooper pooner

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Not exactly a pooner in design but for anyone who doesn't know about it, here's TranssexuaLiam!:

Spoiler

Many think it was created by Sophie Labelle (MtF), best known for making Assigned Male.

 

[gorororo]

Glad to see the thread has a cognitohazard warning now lmao. Here's an Ace of Swords:

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Fantastic! I love the lil liquid pooner inside.
It's TIF adjacent, but I think including the colors of the ace flag for the ace cards would another layer to these.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

All of you are incredibly fucked up and should seek psychiatric help, but goddamn is there some creativity and artistic talent on display in this thread.

 

[Meiwaku]

All of you are incredibly fucked up

Yes

and should seek psychiatric help

Nice try FBI

 

[Inside your walls]

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[Bitch I eat people]

My wife won't let me crochet an amigurumi pooner this is so heckin invalid, doods

 

[Ms.Viecons]

Drawing these things is like a disease- you just can't stop.

 

[keytar]

Fantastic! I love the lil liquid pooner inside.
It's TIF adjacent, but I think including the colors of the ace flag for the ace cards would another layer to these.
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This inspired me to do an alternate version based on the ace colours, I think it looks kinda neat. I'm a fan of limited colour palettes.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

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wooper pooner

... I KNEW I thought they resembled something.

Leucistic Axolotls.
And...stupid, easily stressed out, occasionally decide not to eat (anamoding is totally heckin valid dood!)...the resemblance is uncanny.

If only they were critically endangered in the wild instead of Axolotls which are adorable.

 

[ShitLurker]

I think I've never regretted so much going into a featured thread to get the gist of it till today, congrats.