Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

[Butt_Pouncer]

Who the fuck would read it? I mean if someone here decided to write a book about lolcows, a synopsis of what they did and what mistakes they made I can see people reading it. But a narcissistic low effort piece of lolcow propaganda is going directly to the bargain bin.

That'd be a pretty fun idea actually. A lolcow encyclopedia in the style of a field guide.
More movie titles:
The Hog: An unexpected lolsuit
The Hog: The Desolation of Mister Metokur
The Hog: The Battle of the Aylog Armies

 

[AnOminous]

Who the fuck would read it?

A book consisting of "and then I shit my pants on stream" and "then I passed out after jerking off to a 14 year old on stream," etc. etc. wouldn't be very interesting. It would be slightly more interesting than page after page of Ralph just lying his ass off though.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Who the fuck would read it?

Me.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Now that Ralph is a big movie star, I feel the need to reiterate some basic truths of the universe:
Ethan Ralph is very fat and I would not have sex him

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

O, Bourbon, Where Art Thou?
The Guntsucker Proxy
Pretty Fugly Woman
Backfat
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Manlet
The Hollowrin' Man
The YeastMaster

 

[Popper Whiting]

That'd be a pretty fun idea actually. A lolcow encyclopedia in the style of a field guide.
More movie titles:
The Hog: An unexpected lolsuit
The Hog: The Desolation of Mister Metokur
The Hog: The Battle of the Aylog Armies

Lord of Paw Paw's Ring Part 1: The Fellowship of the Ahogs
Lord of Paw Paw's Ring Part 2: The Two Portugal Trips
Lord of Paw Paw's Ring Part 3: The Return of the Gunt

 

[ConsoleWarVet2]

No wonder Ralph was drooling over Keffals’ tits and was waxing lyrical about her body. And Meigh still won’t look her distressed daughter in the eye.

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If she had short red hair in that second pic, she’d look like Paul Murdaugh. Gonna see if I can download some kind of photo editing app and figure out how to mock that up. Bear with me.

she looks like if peter steele from type o negative trooned out

 

[Twinkletard]

shit, meigh looks like Gilbert Gottfried

 

[Hokuriku]

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Love how bored and fed up Ralph looks while he has to sit quiely and listen to Meigh for 30 seconds

I love how the shot is completely bleached out and overexposed. At least Ralph's line of work doesn't involve cameras in any shape or form or that'd be pretty embarrassing!

It'll end up on Best of the Worst, Ralph will get felted, and then try to take it down like that one weird Indian chick did with her "Citizen Kane".

And of course it had to be done on the greatest BOTW Spotlight they've ever made. Even factoring in the content within Diamond Cobra vs. The White Fox, nothing highlights how much of an unmitigated retard she is more than actively sabotaging the greatest advertisement she could have ever dreamed of.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QqgI9RwAYYgtQEbcyy7bGmf187_nrWEZ/view?usp=sharing

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

What the fuck kind of posture is this?

Is he trying to balance his four tits with his two gunts?

 

[maguyver16]

What the fuck kind of posture is this?

Is he trying to balance his four tits with his two gunts?

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Got that Gru posture

 

[Hokuriku]

What the fuck kind of posture is this?

Is he trying to balance his four tits with his two gunts?

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He's just emulating his favourite Heavy Rain glitch, I can respect a deep cut.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I just love that May’s total humiliation has been captured so perfectly and forever entombed online. This is way worse than Faith’s butt getting thumbed.

Rozy will have make every psychiatrist and therapist watch this on her intake visit in fourteen years.

 

[bile demon]

You just mad that you won't have your own IMBD page.
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Killstream: The Movie (2023) - IMDb

Killstream: The Movie: Directed by Ethan Ralph. With Jose Sanchez, Amanda Morris, Ethan Ralph, Cozy Rozy. A large man tries to run from his past in Mexico, but the man out West is on him. The man must find a way to marry the horse and Mexico is the only way. This is the journey of the Gunt and...

www.imdb.com

Welcome back btw.

I think all the screencaps of Meigh from the movie posted so far warrant adding John Andrews Stan as the director of special effects to the IMDB page.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

Legends of the Gunt
My Left Thumb
The Guntfather
Sleepy in Mexico
You've Got Xanax

Yucatan Buyers Club
but instead of life saving meds it's Xaniberries

 

[FiveStarAce]

What the fuck kind of posture is this?

Is he trying to balance his four tits with his two gunts?

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Looking at this fuckers physique gives me second hand dysmorphia.

 

[newuser131]

i was too lazy to watch killstream the movie. is this "movie" just all his irl stream slapped together in no particular order or is there an actual narrative story structure of a basic documentary?

i don't think there will be a sequel or a gunt cinematic universe spawned here.

 

[Elmo]

i was too lazy to watch killstream the movie. is this "movie" just all his irl stream slapped together in no particular order or is there an actual narrative story structure of a basic documentary?

i don't think there will be a sequel or a gunt cinematic universe spawned here.

Eh, there's still Kingpin 2 and the Multiverse of Fatness. You never know.

 

[ddlloo]

i was too lazy to watch killstream the movie. is this "movie" just all his irl stream slapped together in no particular order or is there an actual narrative story structure of a basic documentary?

i don't think there will be a sequel or a gunt cinematic universe spawned here.

It's 90% IRL footage that has never been seen before, with the (hilarious) benefit of being edited together and having copyrighted music playing in the background. Of the remaining 10% we have an assortment of pictures (mostly food) and then the Ralphamania video he commissioned.

The narrative was that they were secretly getting married then going to do the reveal at Ralphamania after 'working' the crowd saying they wont get married there. It was supposed to be a behind the scenes look at how Ralph got one over everyone and OWNED the Alogs (especially Harry Morris). Of course every single detail is already known because they used Harry's credit card to pay for it and he revealed it, so instead it serves as a look into the gluttonous deranged mind of Ethan "I'm on the metaphysical level bitch" Ralph.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Ralphamaniacs dancing for Ethan
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Dick dances like a mid 40s closeted gay guy who only goes after manly dudes